Leave no bodies behind
Date: 2023-09-21 AO: the-maul Q: das_boot PAX: Delta, kirby, Hippie, Olaf, midriff, super trooper, picasso, patent_pending, Chopper, Hoffa, das_boot, Smash, Epsilon, Hoffa FNGs: 1 Hoffa COUNT: 13 Delta have the heads up that he was making the trek from Mint Hill to join an FNG for some fun at The Maul and the boys turned out in full force.
WARMUP: A variety of standard exercises to give our FNG a feel for the event.
THE THANG: Introduce the PAX to the Prime Time merkins by laddering up at each store front until we got to 10. Reverse that with some American hammers, but YHC decided that was a bad idea for the quick up and down, so we did some in cadence and headed behind the Target.
Paula Abdul at the lights and speed bumps with some hand release merkins and squats.
Off to the theater parking lot for some rock paper scissors tag, then back to COT.
MARY: A short plank.
MOLESKINE: The goal today was to not be as crazy but to keep the group together with an FNG. Huge kudos for the support that the PAX of SOB showed today in welcoming him not and never leaving his side, but that’s to be expected of this fine crew of HIMs. There was some confusion in how the exercises were called and that is squarely on the shoulders of the Q — those who were unhappy with it, should go through the formal process to request a full refund and one may be granted.
Our FNG pushed hard out there and was named Hoffa because he works in HR and it was connected that he’s a union buster. We welcome you out Hoffa and look forward to you busting us up in the near future and who knows where we’ll be buried along the way.
We also found Midriff along the way and while his hands may not have touched the ground, we assume he gave a full effort on his run.
COT: Yessir!
WARMUP: A variety of standard exercises to give our FNG a feel for the event.
THE THANG: Introduce the PAX to the Prime Time merkins by laddering up at each store front until we got to 10. Reverse that with some American hammers, but YHC decided that was a bad idea for the quick up and down, so we did some in cadence and headed behind the Target.
Paula Abdul at the lights and speed bumps with some hand release merkins and squats.
Off to the theater parking lot for some rock paper scissors tag, then back to COT.
MARY: A short plank.
MOLESKINE: The goal today was to not be as crazy but to keep the group together with an FNG. Huge kudos for the support that the PAX of SOB showed today in welcoming him not and never leaving his side, but that’s to be expected of this fine crew of HIMs. There was some confusion in how the exercises were called and that is squarely on the shoulders of the Q — those who were unhappy with it, should go through the formal process to request a full refund and one may be granted.
Our FNG pushed hard out there and was named Hoffa because he works in HR and it was connected that he’s a union buster. We welcome you out Hoffa and look forward to you busting us up in the near future and who knows where we’ll be buried along the way.
We also found Midriff along the way and while his hands may not have touched the ground, we assume he gave a full effort on his run.
COT: Yessir!
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