13, including 2.0 2.0s for a moist adventure.
Cottonmouth, Turkey Leg, OT, Alf, Mildew, Hoover, Master Builder (2.0), Geraldo, Geraldo 2.0, missing several names who are important – please fill in the comments if you feel so moved to do so and right this wrong.
Note that the TriFuseNik (Gloss, Spackler, Puddin) was not present. Nor was the TriConfuseNik (Flipper, Lex, Curd).
I decided on a loosely planned off-campus adventure and boy did it deliver!
First, we ran to Cary “Runstopper” Ridge for some warmups and the first of many regroupings.
Continue to Davie Park where the early-bird soccer clan had the turf field jammed up , so we went with playground sets while the police watched us and then ran aroudn the parking lot while the garbage man dumped hot Who Hash all over the pavement where we were running. It was quite nice.
Next activity was running down KnockTurn Alley on the other side of the park, with exercises at the light poles and some partner work in the parking lot. Alf and TL partnered up and finished 15 mins before everyone else. Apparently, everyone in Charlotte was invited to a secret party at the clubhouse, so we dodged a steady stream of cars on the road, including Randy Quaid in a crop duster.
It wouldn’t be a proper adventure without a sketchy shortcut through the woods, so we made that happen and returned back to home base for some drippy wet Mary.
Just a few observations, some from the workout and few more from the heart:
Just remember, for only $2.00 a day, you can help a helpless helper with a helping of help. Your call itself says, “I’m here to help”. Please call right now.
[In the arms of an angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room . . .