GummiedSpackleGloss

  • When:09/26/2019
  • QIC: Spackler


GummiedSpackleGloss

If you were there, you know. Who’s in charge of this sh*tshow anyway for writing backblasts? Links never work.

On this date in history:

26 Sept, 1962 – U.S.A. “Beverly Hillbillies”September 26th, 1962 : TV comedy series “Beverly Hillbillies” about a hillbilly family transplanted to Beverly Hills, California after finding oil on their land premieres on CBS, it proved a big hit with TV watchers and became the top ranking network show on television for two seasons.

Also on this date in history, Olivia Newton-John was born. #Yahtzee

So there’s that.

Anywho, 18 showed for this week’s edition of Hydra and we lost the damn Whistleblower in the woods. Sorry Nancy.

YHC tried to give a disclaimer but got cut short by Gummy and Gloss. You are allowed to sue them if you got hurt today.

The Thing

We ran down to that hill we always do stuff on. You know the one. We did IW’s, merkins and MC’s.

Sevens on the hill – merkins and squats

EXTRA LONG mosey through the woods to OP for The Gopher.

Partner 1 runs around baseball field to jungle gym for 10 pull ups, 20 dips and 30 merkins

Partner 2 runs to football field for a hot lap

Meet back for 10 burpees combined and flap jack until time is called (3 full rounds)

We completed the Happy Ending on the small field for some stomache’ exercises and All You Are Willing To Gives x 4.

3.25 miles with lots of extra curricular sh*t for those that did them. You’re welcome.

Moleskine

It’s pretty clear the Democrats need to drop this whole impeachment deal and focus on Making Headlamps Great Again. You vets remember the days when you would wear one to every workout? They were needed today. Badly. The woods got a little treacherous. Eventually everybody made it safe but not after hearing what sounded like the squealing of a pig and then seeing Gloss and Motorboat exit the woods last. You’ll have to subscribe to their new podcast, The Fromunda Diaries, to hear what went down. It won’t be office friendly.

Lots of chatter today but not as much as yesterday at the OG Death Valley reunion. That would have been tough to match.

Gummy and Marge delighted in their discussion about Espana and the glorious rioja’s, sangria’s and bocadillos during the 7’s. I can relate due to my time spent abroad but decided not to join the conversation for as I wasn’t hearing anything about smoking hash, Ibiza and mopeds.

Semi Glossed up the porta in Gloss fashion and said afterwards that it was “phenomenal”. How can any experience in a construction porta be considered as such? DM Gloss for answers.

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Queen, Sprockets wants to TP your house. He told me so on the jog down to warm up. If you need some retaliation tactics, let me know.

Image result for dog poop on fire prank

Look Runstopper, I get the whole climate thing. But praise the higher temps for just a little bit longer so none of us have to see you in your man skins. Aleluia

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Let’s see here. Oh yeah, Gummy has officially been voted into the Trifusenik club. He’s currently 2nd string to Puddin but he’s made the team nonetheless. Er’body give him a pat on the back next time you see him. We are constantly keeping eye so who knows, maybe you are lucky enough to be chosen next?

I’m sure there was more chatter so chime away if you feel led. I’ve got to go to “work” now.

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Sprockets
4 years ago

Spackler, I must say you made good on your word to publish a backblast faster than Marge. Congrats, but you should really raise your standards… it’s like the time P-Diddy bragged about beating Oprah in the 2003 NYC Marathon. Mad props.

Queen, for the record, I strictly adhere to innocent and benign vandalism tactics that generally express affection more than hatred… Spackler suggested we “Cheerio” your yard. Not sure what that means, but clearly it’s something that could only be conceived by the dimented minds of Stephen King, Cambodian dictators, the writer of the “Hostel” series, or Spackler.

Good times.

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