Plus/minus a year ago, Chanel (probably over some Hopslam at the Lodge) swindled me into signing up for a Foxhole Q. Sure thing – not training for anything and who can’t use a little extra strength. Fast forward a year or so, and two or three Q reschedules later to somewhere around October 12, 2016.
Text from @voodoo: “Hey man, you’re still good to Q Foxhole next week?”
Text from @HB: “Yeah buddy, 100% IN” [translation: poo emoji]
So…never Q’d a KB workout before? Here’s how it works.
The Thang:
COP: Merkins x 20IC, SSH x25 IC, Imperial Walker x20 IC, Mountain Climber x20 IC
Grab your KB and head to the turf fields. Circle up around the midfield circle for a twisted game of duckduckgoose. Perform called KB exercises. One guy sprints a lap around the circle, next guy goes, etc. Keep performing exercises until everyone completes a lap around the circle.
Partner up on the midfield stripe. P1/P2 sprint opposite directions to the goal lines, meet back in the middle for hand slap merkins. Each time, drop by 2. Start with 10, 8, 6, 4, 2. Recover actively with some plankorama.
Grab your KBs and high-tail back to the playground by the parking lot for more partner work.
10 clean & press each arm OYO
Mosey back to the parking lot. 10 burpees OYO.
The skin:
12.5 guys started together, and 13 finished together. Tolkien MAF’d his way into the circle somewhere shortly after kickoff. Somewhere between KB swing #6 and #7 of the duckduckgoose circuit, someone suggested we “may be on pace for a record number of swings at a workout.” Unsure if that was a good or bad thing, we persevered, Dingleberries and all. We kept it simple on the KB moves and most guys were cool with that. Front to back all 13 guys were hustlin’ this morning. Heisenberg mentioned that the heckling supportive texts he’d been getting from some of the guys got him back out after a week off. He was crushing it out there. Dude, I hope you’ve got an unlimited text plan, ’cause you opened yourself up for some more inbox traffic. Marlin and FC were the war dads this morning – not sure who took the trophy, but both were absolutely smoking dudes half their age – strong effort gents. Yogi was in town from south of the border and was out front most fo the morning – good having you visit, brother. Met a lot of other guys I haven’t seen much before and enjoyed Qing a KB workout a lot more than I expected. Beach season starts sometime around noon on 12/11. See y’all on the regular then. Appreciate the opportunity from Argo and Voodoo to lead this morning.
Southern Discomfort – Next Saturday. Launches from Centurion and ends at Hydra. Be there.
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