The Panthers game yesterday wasn’t only a loss it was boring. What has become of our team from yesteryear? Sure the O-Line is struggling…….and the secondary is thin (we miss you Josh Norman)…..and maybe Cam’s mind is rattled from all of those helmet to helmet cheap shots in week 1, but we still have lots of good pieces, right? I think we are better than our record shows, but hey they lost so we had to pay the price. Here is what the 27 playas did at the Mandatory workout just hours after the game ended.
Warm up
Speed and Agility on 51
Run to Davey Park stop at every other stoplight streetlight for:
Rocks
At the park, find a partner, grab a lifting rock and meet at the entrance to the playground
One Round on the Playground
Take One for the Team
Back down 51, stopping at each stoplight to pick up a gear to carry back to launch
Gear included:
Finish up
COT
Moleskine:
-Udder and Marge were out front on the run over to Davey…they must have been feeling the kale in their pre-workout protein shakes.
-When we arrived at Davey I congratulated Hammer on the Clemson win and let him select a Mary exercise for everyone to do while we waited for the six. After giving it much thought he selected LBC’s…because we hadn’t done those in a while, and because they are widely known as Desean Jackson’s favorite ab exercise.
-After one of the rock sets Triple 7 led some plankorama, when he said Left leg high…if you’ve got it some thought you could only modify if you had a prosthetic.
-On the first loop Drano came out of the gates fast and was way out in front of everybody…until I heckled him cheered him on, then he slowed down.
-Big Top selected a “rock” he could hold between his fingers, was that why Drago left part way thru and came back with a boulder?
-On the way back Spackler got the helmet, but instead of forcing it on his large sweaty head he decided to wear it like a top hat. I have no idea where he got the cane and monocle, I didn’t put those in the bushes.
-Hannibal is back from Ireland, and he has a new beard to show for it. When I saw him and M Hannibal working in the church nursery yesterday I asked her thoughts…she just stared at Hannibal, showed her claws and made a cat noise. I left the room.
Announcements:
Southern discomfort. It isn’t in august so it should be even better this year than it was last year.
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