MTV Cribs SOFAWIB PB

MTV Cribs SOFAWIB PB

Mumblechatter with inside voices will be vital for tomorrow morning. We’ll be heading to Stonecroft which is pronounced with a Jeeves the Butler accent. I don’t think we’ve ventured to this McMansion paradise before but if sweaty dudes in a MTV Cribs neighborhood won’t get us arrested, I’m not sure what will.

Run to HT’s iconic waterfall feature and stop there. Q will lead in waiting exercises while the accordion contracts.

Run to Stonecroft. There are 3 dead ends between Fairway Vista Drive (that’s “Fairway View Drive” in English – #TacoBellDegree) and Greenway Bend Drive. Between the 3 dead ends, you have to complete 45 monkey humpers, 75 merkins (any/all forms accepted), 90 Freddy Mercuries (L/R=1). Do one exercise, all reps in each dead end or split it up if you can count and breathe simultaneously.

Rinse & Repeat until the Q calls it for a scenic trip back to HQ.

If so inclined, meet at the cheese grinder parking lot known as Ol’ Providence Elementary for a 0530 launch. Bring a friend.