It was the first Monday after the return of Football. It was cold. Not many could meet the challenge of facing the toughest workout of the week, but 5 rose out of their slumber and dusted off their Monday morning blues with a good ol’ fashioned Kettlebell butt whoopin’. Here’s how it went:
The Warmup:
SSH x 20 IC
Halos x 10 (5 each side)
Deadstop Swings x 5
Goblet Squats x 20 IC
Swings x 20 OYO
The Thang:
Grab your bells and let’s mosey to the back of the school, stopping 3 times for a 10 Merkin break.
Partner up with like sized bells and face the hill..
Round 1: 5 Reps Double KB Swings, then run up hill and 10 merkins – 5 rounds each partner
Round 2: 5 Reps Double Clean, then run up hill and 10 merkins – 5 rounds each partner
Round 3: 5 Reps Double Squats, then run up hill and 10 merkins – 5 rounds each partner
Round 4: 5 Reps Double High Pulls, then run up hill and 10 merkins – 5 rounds each partner
Running out of time! Farmer Carry back to basecamp with 15 LBC chasers.
Round 5: 5 Reps Double Snatches – 5 rounds each partner
Just enough time for some 2 sets of Mary, Voodoo called Freddy Mercury and Loogie called Heels to Heaven. Done!
The Moleskine:
This is one of those classic KB workouts that doesn’t look so bad on paper and then crushes you. The 5×5 is a sneaky tough workout in of itself but today I added the hill runs and merkins as a new addition today to keep the heart rate going and well just to be a little cruel. Welcome Kid Rock to Foxhole! It was great to have you out there today brother and I’m sure we will see you out again; for a first timer you did awesome out there..heck for a regular you did awesome out there! Voodoo and Loogie seem to always partner up on days I’m Q’ing and they always crush it. You won’t find a better support system to motivate one another to get through a workout than those guys. Frehley stepped up today and kept pace with me the whole time. Initially throwing a refuznik on the doubles he consented and killed it! The man is also great at counting which is a Q’s best friend, he totaled 230 merkins today as the count.
As always men it is an honor to lead you in the gloom. I hope you got what you wanted out of it and maybe a little more than you wanted!
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