F3 Area 51 CSAUP Olympics – Preblast

  • When:06/14/14
  • QIC: Honey Bee, Bugeater, and many guest appearances

F3 Area 51 CSAUP Olympics – Preblast

All from a Completely Stupid And Utterly Pointless (CSAUP) crabwalk speed showdown at Stonehenge between Bugeater, Market Timer, and Madame Tussaud, the Charlotte South F3 Olympics were spawned. Now all Area 51 PAX have the opportunity to go head-to-head to see who is the fastest, the strongest, and the most completely stupid.

Even if you are not fast, strong, or completely stupid, participation and mumblechatter is highly encouraged since this is bound to be an outrageous 1st, 2nd, and perhaps 3rd F opportunity.

Who: The PAX of Area 51 (F3 South Charlotte)

Where: South Charlotte Middle School (site of Fast Twitch and Death Valley)

When: June 14, 2014 from 6:00 – 8:00 am

Why: Do you even need a reason? It is a competition and it is CSAUP. Enough said.


Schedule of Events:

05:50 – Arrive at South Charlotte Middle School and prepare yourself for mayhem

06:00 – Warmup COP then head to the track for 1-mile run

06:30 – Circle up and divide into 3 groups, assign Q of each group

06:30 – 7:45 Each group cycle through Running, Feats of Strength, and CSAUP events (25 min per category)

07:45 All groups assemble at the track for finals in each event

08:00 COT and The Lord’s Prayer

18:00 Area 51 School’s Out / Summer’s In Pool Party at Candlewyck Pool & Clubhouse


Here is a listing of the events in case you want to read up on proper form (if there is any) prior to the main event.

1)    Running Events

        a) Mile run

        b) 100 meter dash

        c) 400 meter run

2)    Feats of Strength

       a) Shot put

       b) KB clean and press competition (max in 2 min)

3)    CSAUP Events

       a) 100 meter run then 100 meter loaded wheelbarrow push

       b) Hairburners race

4)    Bonus Events (if time is available after finals)

       a) Crab walk race

       b) Up and At ‘Em (elimination challenge)

Let the training begin and make yourself ready for some CSAUP madness.

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10 years ago

This is going to be good. The inaugural A51 CSAUP Olympics…

10 years ago

What’s the weight for kb clean and press and shot put? Go big or go run.

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