The Merkins

The Merkins

Posted by Baracus on behalf of Chowda:

13 showed up to take the gloves off at the charge today.

The Thang

Mosey around upper lot, mix in some backward run and karaoke. Jog down to the track for a 1/2 lap and circle up for COP. SSH x25, MCx20, IWx20.

15 rounds of Merkins and LBCs

Start with 15 Merkins in cadence, and 15 LBCs in cadence, repeat 14ct, 13ct, etc down to 1ct (240 total). Break for a lap after 13,10,7.

Mosey to wall for people’s chair+air pressure+BTW.

Mosey to field for segments. Break field into 6 segments, jog 1 sprint 1, jog 1, sprint 2, jog 1 sprint 3, jog 1 sprint 4 (audible).

Circle up for Mary go round, each of the pax calls an exercise and bear crawls around the circle.

Mosey to parking lot, AYG to gate, COT

Moleskin: 

Nice work men, YHC almost spilled Merlot after 3rd rd of Merkins #hairball. Good work on the Mary go round, my personal favorites- figure 8, diamonds, burpees.  Welcome to Hoghouse, our FNG lawyer from Pink Hill.  Hope to see you back out there soon!

Thanks to Tesla for taking us out in prayer

Plankin is for P’s

Spring is here so Screech and 21 other men came to The Maul to get a dose of merkins.

Warm Up

20 x SSH

20 x IW

The Thang

Jog behind shopping center

Speed Bump 1- 10 merkins

speed bump 2- 10 diamond merkins

SB 3- 10 wide arm merkins

SB 4- 10 merkins

SB 5-  10 diamond

SB 6- 10 wide arm

Jog over to fountains by the new opening soon Chipotle.

Partner up (partner 1 lap around building, partner 2 exercise, flap jack)

set 1 -combined 100 merkins

set 2- incline merkins as many as you can until partner gets back

set 3- diamond merkins as many as you can

set 4- derkinsrun as many as you can

had to cut the fun short due to being in the way of Stonecrest maintenance crew needing to do some work

Ran back over to behind shopping center to complete set above

set 5- wide arm merkin as many as you can

ran back towards parking lot repeating speed bump merkin routine above

ran back to parking lot for mary

20 x crunch

20 x lbc

20 x toe tap crunch

20 x side crunch right

20 x side crunch left

20 x bicycle led by Puppy Love

1 minute of merkins and that was all

Great workout by all today, I left a name off the list due to technical errors on the record so if anyone knows who I left off please let me know.

Announcements Dolphin said something about a race coming up, and said just sign up when announced

Always a pleasure to lead so thanks for the opportunity

Chippy

 

Smoked “Q”

Spackler, Freedom, Uncle Leo, Callaway, Joker, Header, Back Office, Floorslapper, The Mouth, Gummy, Susudio, Skywalker, Lazy Boy, Busch, Franks, Madison, Pudding Pop, Uncle Si, Huggy Bear, Marge, Good Hands, Prohibition, Strange Brew,

COP

25 SSH – Cad – Rapid

20 MC – Cad – Not so rapid

20 IW – Cad

20 Merkins OYO

The thizang

Mosey from AO to Davie park – Run to the back parking lot

Partner work – First partner jogs up to the 6th light and back while the other partner does Merkins – 150 flap jack and make sure both partners do 2 laps

Round 2 – One partner runs and other partner squats flap jack.  Make sure both do two laps

Mosey to the playground.

30 dips

20 pull ups

15 derkins

Mosey back to AO via Indian Run. Two groups because of the size

Mary – stuff

COP

Moleskin

Okay.  So YHC was a little tired at the onset of this and wasn’t operating at full capacity.  Don’t worry the pax were angry and held nothing back.  #humbling.  The Mouth kept up appearances with his name by questioning me right at the beginning.  Gummy also got a little uppity on the run and with his injury.  In full disclosure I did tweet the night before on THE TWITTER about the fact that we would be running.

Jogged to David park was a pretty strong clip.  Pax got a little separated but we circled up with a little plankorama.

We ended up covering about 3 miles during the 45 min so that was a good part.  We all needed to lay some miles down so that was good.

The indian run back was a little tiring for YHC.  When I mentioned to Busch that I was going to “get the 6” that opened up a ton of talking from many people  Busch Spackler and several others enjoyed that.

Preblast: Devil’s Turn – Hills with Pills

This week at Devil’s Turn we will resurrect a pyramid scheme (not Madoff style) last visited back in January.  Read below for the various difficulties (pills) that may be selected.  It’s a good workout and may just have you reaching for the pain pills later.

We will launch from the 4 Mile Creek Greenway parking area http://goo.gl/maps/Whecl at the corner of Rea & Bevington Place on Thursday morning at 0515. There are 4, 6, and 7+ mile options available.  YHC will bring the chalk to mark the way.  See below for the options:

1) Standard Blue Pill (4 miles) – Run 0.75 mile apartment loop, out to Piper Glen, run the Old Course loop and back to lot (perhaps with a little makeup distance down Bevington Place). All this done at a comfortable pace.

2) Aggressive Blue Pill (4 miles) – Do all the above, but instead of a consistent pace, run 1.5 mile at “easy” pace, 1.5 miles at “marathon” pace, and 1 mile at “easy” pace.

3) Red Pill (6+ miles) – Run 1 mile at “easy” pace building to 2 mile at “marathon” pace, 1 mile at “threshold” pace, 1 mile at “marathon” pace, then cool down with 1 to 2 miles at “easy” pace.

Find your applicable paces at the following link: http://runsmartproject.com/calculator

The Piper Glen Hill Routes (both 4 and 6 mile) can be found in the original post here: http://f3nation.com/2014/06/18/devils-turn-preblast-time-to-hit-the-hills/

Snack Shack

Twenty four non-twitter reading refuseniks posted, including a 37 year old Cabin Boy and a 30-something year old Safety Patrol.  So just leave the KBs for another time and move ’em on out.

WARM UP

  • SSH x 20
  • Low Slow Squats x 10
  • Low Slow Squats with neutral feet x 10
  • Merkins (real ones) x 5
  • Real Merkins, 3 down / 1 up x 5
  • Real Merkins, 1 down / 3 up x 5
  • Real Merkins, Down, Hold 6″, Up x 5
  • Mosey to Snack Shack

SNACK SHACK LOOPS

  • Round 1: Called exercise, run to first light pole and back.
  • Round 2: Same exercise, run to 2nd light pole and back.
  • Round 3: Same Exercise, extended plank-o-rama or 6″ holds

Exercises:

  • Step Ups / Jump Ups x 20
  • Split squats x 10 ea leg
  • Decline, perfect form, merkins x 5-10.
  • Decline dry docks x 5-10
  • Heels to Heaven x 15
  • Head to Heaven (old school sit ups) x 10

Mosey to parking lot for suicides to finish it off.

COT

MOLESKINE

  • Mermaid’s reflective vest took me back to 5th grade and my heady safety patrol days.  Worked my way up from the 4th grade street beat all the way to sergeant and the special green badge.  So much pride, so little power.  It seems as many people read my tweets now as the did then….
  • ….which is why we only had 1/2 the KBs we needed.  Should have just gone on with it but it took until the first set to get myself recombobulated and thinking clearly again.  Worst of all, Haze and his diminutive throng of pencil-armed insurrectionists only come away emboldened, and apt to conspire for future strikes.  One schnauzer is an annoyance.  A pack of schnauzers, however,–they are even more annoying.
  • Cabin Boy / Simba was born the day after Chelms turned 13.  If 50 doesn’t make him feel old, that should do it.  Happy Birthday to both of you.
  • Good to see Zombie becoming a regular.  He’s like two pax in one:  Hat / No Hat.
  • Nice work by Cletus for posting with a bum wheel and modifying when needed. Good to have him with us during his break as Willie’s stunt double on Duck Dynasty.
  • Spandex makes a return (the Pax, not Runstopper’s hosiery).  Welcome back, Kotter.
  • Lobstah Roll makes up for the half turtle neck with ten-legged crustacean speed.  No one likes an overachiever, young man.  We respect you, just don’t expect us to like you when you make us look that slow.

My agent (me) says it’s The Charge next week, the 5th of 9 Qs in 8 weeks, which my publicist (also me) has called the Summer Kickoff Tour.  Grillin’ season is upon us….smells like some TR-B-Q.

Get a plate full next week.

The Beastly Camel

7 Pax took on the beast at Dromedary.

The Thang

  • Mosey over to the side lot and circle up
  • 50 SSH
  • 25 Imperial Walkers
  • 20 Mountain Climbers
  • Indian Run around the lot back to the Cars
  • The Beast is called. Well a modified beast
    • Run the length of the lot and stop at each cone. There are 6 of them
    • Do Called Exercise at each gone. There are 6 rounds. Out and back is one round
    • The modification was at each gone we did 6 reps of 3 different exercises
  • Round 1– 6 Diamond Merkins, 6 Regular Merkins, 6 Wide Merkins
  • Round 2– 6 Sister Mary Catherines, 6 Deep Squats, 6 squat jumps-
  • Round 3– Bear Crawl to each cone. 12 CCDs, When we turned around we just ran the cones and did 6 CCDs, 6CCDs, 6CCDs.
  • Intermission- AYG to the end and back
  • Round 4- 6 Hand Release Merkins, 6 Merkin Jacks, 6 Walking Merkins
  • Round 5- 6 Toes Out Calf Raises, 6 Toes Neutral, 6 Toes In. We ran the course backwards on this one
  • Round 6- 6 Burpees each cone

Moleskin

The scientific name of the dromedary is Camelus dromedarius, which could be based on the Greek δρομὰς κάμηλος (dromas kamelos), meaning ‘running camel.

We did some running today. However, the running was probably the best part of it. Lots of Larry Birds out there. They are fast out here in Waxhaw. Ice 9 tried to mess up YHCs cadence count during COP but I wasn’t to be waivered. I think in the process of trying to confuse me he ended up just confusing himself. Thanks to Brat for keeping the count pure. Once the beast started it quieted down with the exception of moans and growls. Pretty sure Dasher gave birth out there. Thanks for letting me lead.

 

Announcements

Golf and New 3rd F in Ballantine of Tuesdays

 

 

 

 

Hills to run and Bells to Clank

20 men decided it would be in their best interest to swing a little iron and run some hills rather than to stay asleep an extra hour. It was the right choice!
The pax was disclaimed and off we went as the banged-up timex ironman watch struck 5:30.

Here’s what we did in the allotted 45 minutes.

20 Merkins on your Bell
Circle up in the Lot For COP
SSHx20 IC – 20 swings OYO
IW x20 IC – 10 Cleans Each Arm
Merkinsx20 IC – 10 Snatches Each Arm
Wide Arm Merkins x15 IC

Rack em and mosey to lower lot. Right Arm UP – Left Arm Up flatpjack along the way to Grassy Knoll

Turn and Face the hill for a Hill 10x20x30 Ladder consisting of the following exercises:

Hill Ladder: 10x20x30
Grab Some Hill for a Swing Ladder
10 swings – Run the hill
20 swings – Run the Hill
30 Swings – Run the hill
Same with Goblet Squat
Same with Two Handed Press

Plankarama between sets to allow the pax to finish. Some LBC’s thrown in for good measure.

Stay where you are and partner up with someone with Like Bell for Double Bell Work.

P1 on the Bells
P2 20 hand release Merkins will be the timer (audibled to regular merkins for exercises 2 and 3)
Exercises Performed: By 3 round Each
Double Clean- (Did a lap around the parking lot before the Snatches to shake out the dead forearms)
Double Snatch
Double Swing
Rack em and mosey back to lot for Namarama

Announcements – Due to construction Kevlar will converge with Joust at Charlotte Christian Beginning this week. Skunkworks will continue to meet at Covenant Day, but in a different parking lot- see twitter for updates.
Thank you Sussudio for taking us out this morning. Your words were spot on.

Moleskine: Spring conditions such as they were this morning are simply tough to beat. Why would anyone workout inside? A great group of men were ready to go at 5:30, so thats just what we did. Jumped right in with 20 merkins on your bells to the blood flowing and the lactic acid built up. Not a ton of chatter out there this morning, seemed as though it was business as usual at Skunkworks with everyone rolling up thier sleeves and putting in work. Brown even removed his sleeves at some point during the warm up. For those who were experiencing double bell exercises for the first time, they suck the life out of you after a few reps and require full commitment. Worth it in the end though, they will make your single bell feel so much lighter. From what I could tell everyone was pushing themselves pretty hard on the hill runs and bell work. Great encouragement out there this morning as well. Hope everyone got thier moneys worth.

1 Mile Timed Run? Hell No, Lets’s Get The Tire Flipping!!

36 men made a wise choice this morning for something a little different. After barely completing the Battlefrog Saturday I vowed not to do anything with Madame again. This was before we drank a few IPA’s post race. “Hey Bean feel like joining me Q a gear workout Tuesday”, Ok I am in!! MT emails game plan and we meet at 5am to unload or loot! Drive back to the AO to meet the Pax and a short Mosey back to the pain stations:

COP:

SS X 20

IW X 15

Merkins x 10

MC X 10

MT takes the lead: count off 1 thru 6, 6 stations for the following  station workout, keep rotating when finished,no rest:

Station #1 Tire Flipping: Flip tire 5 times (modified to 3 after back up) each other member performs merkins until his turn, 30 yards back and forth.

Station #2  30lb Sand Bag Carry: Carry bag 30 yards, 20 triceps extensions, back 30 yards 20 curls.

Station #3 Kettle Bells: Lots of swings, Mic Check was in a zone!!

Station #4 Cement Block Carry: 30 yards 20 squats, 30 yards back alternate merkins on block x20

Station #5 Hair Burners: No fun, 30 yards up the hill turn around and 30 yards back.

Station #6 Lap Run: run lap of parking lot.

Solid work but no rest, count off 1 thru 4  an old fashioned game of tug-o war, will not go into too much detail other than to say team #3 won!

Bean decided to call sprints and the following happened:

Round 1: 50 yard sprint.

Round 2: 5 Burpees 50 yard sprint.

Round 3: 10 Merkins 50 yard sprint

Round 4: Seated position call go 50 yard sprint.

Round 5: 10 LBC 50 yard sprint.

Moleskin: Great effort from everyone today, good to see recent FNG’s Balky & Paper Jam out for the 2nd time, keep coming out men. Thanks to Lex, Loogie & Mic Check for the extra gear. Not sure where MT keeps that tire but I hope we don’t see it again for a while. Nice take out by Hops.

Announcments: MT & Patch Adams have sign-ups for CPR classes look out for email. SOB shirts still on sale until the end of April. Goruck light or heavy coming in May see Hoffer or Dora. BOG on the mend which is good news.

2015 F3 Golf – Final PreBlast

All the details you need for 2015 F3 Golf.  If you still have questions, hit the comments or email F3Golf@gmail.com


LOCATION AND TIME

Olde Sycamore Golf Plantation is located at 7500 Olde Sycamore Dr, Mint Hill, NC 28227.

  • This Thursday, April 30.
  • Check In begins at 11:00 AM.
  • Lunch will be served.
  • Driving range and putting green (and contest) open at 11:00.
  • Shotgun start at 1:00 PM.
  • We will award prizes in the club house at the conclusion of the round.

FORMAT

Captain’s choice.

We’ve decided that handicaps are for those who need them.  There’s no net winner in the Mud Run or weight classes in street fights. Law of the jungle applies: low gross wins; everyone else loses.  For every winner there’s dozens of losers.  Odds are you’re one of them.


 WEATHER

If it were left solely to your golf Qs, we play rain or shine.

OS is motivated to get us on the course but ultimately they make the final call.  Keep an eye on your inbox for an email from F3Golf@gmail.com and the @F3Golf twitter feed.


 LOGISTICS

  • We are trying something different this year:  Event is BYOB.  OS is aware and has approved Pax bringing coolers of your favorite beverages.  Keep in mind that NoDa Brewing and Jack Daniels will both have reps set up at separate tee boxes and will be handing out free samples.
  • The event is also Bring Your Own Cash (or check)There are no ATMs on site and we don’t have the ability to accept credit cards.  Every dollar raised goes to Leap efforts.  #GiveItAway applies to your twenties as well as F3.
  • After the Beer Wench Debacle of 2014, we made some off season moves on drivers. OBT aka “One Beer Thursday” is shaking his weasel on the course this year and Belk has conveniently arranged a business trip to SoCal. So go ahead and follow @StageCoach_F3 and @F3Chanel and be sure to put in your requests for soda, water, and various snack items. #KaleChips
  • You are on your own for dinner.  The OS bar / concession area will be open if you need to use it.
  • Slaughter brings out his drone (weather permitting) Go Pro and other accessories necessary to record the events for the Backblast.  He can be bribed, but he can’t be bought.

SPONSORS

T-Claps to our main sponsors who make it possible to feed and hydrate the Pax during the tournament.

LUNCH:  Skywalker (Jim Fagan) is our lunch sponsor for the second year in a row.  If you are looking for a realtor, give Skywalker a shout at jfagan@cchrealtors.com.

DRINKS:  Do Re Mi (Karl Doerre) and Van Winkle (Ron Lamberth) tag teamed for the drink sponsorship.  Give them a shout for your construction and accounting needs, respectively.

SNACKS:  Booty (Spencer Lueders) and Spandex (Basil Lyberg) have generously stepped up, on behalf of 24HoursOfBooty, to sponsor snacks for the second year running.  Check them out at www.24HoursofBooty.org and take part in the event or, for the non-bikers, HaywoodStock, on Haywood’s lawn.

 

Like last year, hole sponsor response was outstanding:

  • Area 51’s Hydra Pax – First in, first paid.
  • Bulldogs Matter Tutoring – Speak softly and donate a big check.  These guys get it done.
  • Area 51’s Day Zero Pax – Jets
  • Area 51’s The Rock Pax – Sharks
  • Area 51’s Death Valley Pax – The maternal Grand Daddy of A51 workouts
  • Metro’s Pate – Supporting SF Bay Area Leap
  • Metro’s Girardi – Supporting SF Bay Area Leap
  • Area 51’s Skunkworks Pax – Hardest workout sponsors hardest hole
  • Billingsville Tutors – Speak softly and donate a big check, Pt. 2.
  • Kickin’ Chicken / Arcadia Homes – KC investing in F3 for 2nd year in a row.
  • Midtown Consulting Group – Flutie Flakes brings on his employer as first time sponsor.
  • Area 51’s Meathead Pax – #MadGains, Bro.  Did you skip leg day, or are you riding a chicken?
  • Bare A. Cuda – Supporting SF Bay Area Leap
  • NoDa Brewing Co. – Not only are they bringing some juice, they are sponsoring a hole.
  • Horne Heating & Air – Not one, but two holes.  The Fort’s own Ductwork is a legit businessman: His name is on the truck – not his face.
  • Axa Advisors – Bucky brings home the sponsorship
  • PhysioFocus PT – Skywalker’s PT of choice.  And he should a thing or two about PTs….
  • @LibatedCamel – The unofficial twitter feed of A51 HDHA.  Not just limited to an hour anymore–now all afternoon.  Insurance sales…that’s the life.  Ran out of holes, so LC gets a bunker.  #Wheelhouse

Expo Sponsors will be on site to make you aware of their cause and products:

  • Let Me Run – A long time F3 partner will be there.  Drop in to visit and sign up.  Consider it preventative medicine for SadClownism.  Nip it early before it becomes intractable in midlife.
  • Jack Daniels – Old No. 7 will be at Hole #7 to pass out (bad word choice: to distribute) samples of their new Jack Fire product.
  • Shots of whiskey and AR-15s?  Sounds stupid enough for us.  Charity Golf Guns will also be on Hole 7.  For $5, you get to shoot a golf ball 400 yards out of a modified AR-15.
  • NoDa Brewing – Bringing out samples of one of their fine offerings.
  • Pate will don his SF gear and egg you on to Beat the Pro on Judge Smails’ hole.

 


GAMES, CONTESTS, RAFFLES, GIVEAWAYS

A big thanks to our Sponsor and Donor Qs, Brown and Prohibition.  They’ve come through with some great prize packages, raffle items and give aways.

  • Mulligan Package – Standard fare, with a pair of mulligans, a ladies tee and probably something else. We’ll let you know when you get there.  A $99 value is yours for only $20.
  • Beat the Pro – Golf Pro Judge Smails returns to relieve you of your hard earned money.  Stick it closer to the pin than he does and you take his.  $5 minimum bet for the timid.  All pax encouraged to play.
  • Half and Half Putting Contest – $5 entry, at the practice green.  Sink the putt and win half  of the kitty.  Sudden death putt off if needed. Enter as many times as you want, you just can’t putt twice in a row.

A truck load of prizes, raffle/auction items and giveaways, some of which include:

  • Two (4) man USMC Mud Run race entries, compliments of our friends at the Mud Run.
  • Visors and race socks from Mud Gear.
  • A couple of Grey Goose gift baskets
  • A couple of Bacardi gift baskets
  • A Bacardi refrigerator.  No joke.
  • A 28 kg competition kettlbell and lifting accessories from Muscle Driver USA.  You should give MD a follow on twitter, too: @MuscleDriverUSA.  They have great flash deals on KBs (and other equipment) and are local to CLT, right across from Carowinds, so you save big on shipping.
  • Complementary foursome from Olde Sycamore.
  • And a number of golf swag packages…

Bring your singles for raffle tickets and walk away with some SWAG.


OTHER

Everyone who submitted a foursome got their requests.  There have been a few last minute adjustments to the pairings so we will release the final copy at check in on TH.

Looking forward to seeing you on the course.

F3 Golf Qs,

Bananas, Brown, Prohibition and TR

5 for fighting

5 men woke up from the weekend to get the week started.

The Thang:

Circuit Set 1 (5 stations)

Station 1 Heavy Bag

Station 2 mary work with 25 lbs medicine ball

Station 3 Kettlebell exercise of your choice (for the Foxhole guys)

Station 4 throwing combos on punching mits

Station 5 holding punching mits

**2:30 minute round per station with 30 sec rest in between

Lap around lake

Circuit Set 2 (same as 1)

Lap around lake with stops at two buidlings

Building 1 15 x merkins, 10 x dips, 20 x derkins

run to building 2- 25 x LBC, 20 x flutter

jog back to fitness trail

Great workout this morning to all that came.  Thankful and grateful leading this group of men.

 

Chippy