Old School

Old School

13 pax (excluding YHC) showed up at RockZero to see what the Q had planned for the next 60 minutes.

Warm up:

Lap around the church, ending at the parking lot across the street from where we started (which Gummy helpfully pointed out).

Circle up for COP:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC
  • Mountain climbers x 20 IC
  • IW x 15 IC
  • Low slow squat x 16 IC

The Thang:

Mosey to the baseball diamond (to make the pax think we were headed for the rocks):

Bear crawl to first base, lunge walk to second base, crab walk to third base, sprint home (sliding optional)

This was when Alf reminded the Q that we had an FNG and should try to impress him with our fitness level instead of doing a moderate workout. Thanks for the support! As we moseyed toward the front of the church, Alf started wondering out loud whether the Q had a plan.

Arrive at the big rock pile. Assign the mouthy Seminole fan (Nemo) the 75# sandbag that YHC had hidden in the bushes. All other pax grab a LIFTING rock and mosey over to the lot parallel to 51 (so many lots).

Pax line up abreast. One pax runs to the third island (after a few rounds, switch to second island) with the sandbag while the rest off the pax perform called exercise with their rocks. Exercises include, but are not limited to, the following:

  • Curls (for the girls)
  • Overhead squat
  • Goblet squat
  • Teabag squat
  • Ground press
  • Tricep extension
  • Deadlift
  • Overhead press
  • Reverse lunge
  • Flutter press
  • LBC with rock

Put the rocks/sandbag back and mosey over hill and dale to the hot box. 3 rounds of: 25 dips, 10 split squats per leg, 15 derkins with runs to trash cans at different distances. Last round, shave 5 reps off of the dips and derkins.

Mosey to the playground for 3 rounds of 10 donkey kicks and 5 pull-ups.

Mosey to another parking lot and line up abreast. Bear crawl 5 spaces, 5 CDDs, bear crawl 4 spaces, 5 CDDs, etc. all the way to 1 space, 5 CDDs. The idea was to continue the length of the parking lot, but it was massive and the Q was facing a mutinous horde. So, we audibled to lunge walks and jump squats for another round. Mercifully, we then ran to the bottom of North Face. This is where Nemo chimed in about how “old school” this beatdown is. I guess I need to get out more.

Plank at the base of North Face for instructions: sevens with merkins at the bottom and jump squats at the top. This was a near disaster, with pax flying down (or sliding in the case of Runstopper) and nearly crashing into each other. This is when the Q regretted the lack of a disclaimer this morning. #oops

Mosey back to the start for some Mary:

  • LBCs x 20 IC
  • Heels to Heaven x 20 IC
  • Dolly x 20 IC
  • Protractor, with pax input
  • Dying cockroach x 10 IC

Time

Announcements:

  • Christina Latini Memorial 8K in honor of Olive’s daughter will be held in Huntersville on March 30th. If you don’t have a conflict, he would love your support. You can sign up here.
  • If you’re not able to make the Latini 8K, a few of the pax (YHC included) or their Ms are running the Craft Beer Half Marathon on March 30th. There’s also a 5 mile option, if that’s more your distance. You can sign up here. If you don’t want to run, come drink beer instead.

Moleskine:

  • Thanks to the pax for coming out and supporting my Q. We had a good crew of veterans and even an FNG (Chris B. – Plasma). Some pax wanted to give him a meaner nickname like Mouth Fart or Captain Mouth Fart, but we ended up sticking with the relatively painless Plasma. A rename may be in the cards down the road…
  • I appreciate the invitation to Q from Hoover (and Geraldo and Nemo). Hoover was kind enough to keep an eye on the FNG for me as I tried to keep this crew of professional mumblechatterers under control (#Qfail). Geraldo chose to ruck 400 miles and do other ruck-related exercises rather than posting with us, but it’s cool.
  • As if I needed the reminder, Alf was there to let me know that UVA got bounded from the ACC tournament the night before by FSU. Nemo proceeded to do some Atlanta Braves cheer in response, but I ignored him because he’s young and doesn’t know any better. Now, if Marlin had been there, I might have paid attention.
  • Purell and I did a 3 mile pre-run, while Scabby and his P200 crew did a longer pre-run. However, Scabby is the only one that stuck around for the workout. Next time, I’m going to show up early and rope off the parking lot for those clowns, forcing them to go to Java run instead.
  • The title of the backblast is based on the comment from Nemo that I was leading an “old school” workout. I didn’t realize these were old school moves, so I’m going to have to get out to RZ a little more often to catch up on the latest workout technology.
  • Sorry for missing the 4 mile mark (or even the 3 mile mark), but this is supposed to be heavy day, so we did rocks and a sandbag instead.

Don’t Bogart That Joint

No one got toasted this morning when eight people showed up in 32° weather to see if I would hand out baggies filled with contraband at my VQ. But since no one brought snacks to satisfy the munchies, I felt the responsible thing to do would be to keep it all to myself.

So with the jokes out of the way, let’s get on to the sweaty part.

Warm Up

Started off with a nice mosey up to Cuthbertson Rd, then over to Mount Chiseled for a bit of the following:

  • 20 SSH
  • 20 Merkins
  • 15 Low Slow Squats
  • 15 Imperial Walkers

The Thang

Moseyed over to our starting point where we partnered up for a little bit of bucket work, which included:

Buckets Round 1

Partner 1 ran while Partner 2 did shoulder shrugs with a bucket, for three rounds.

Buckets Round 2

Partner 1 ran while Partner 2 did squats with a bucket, then switch with 5 Hand Slap Merkins for three rounds.

Pain Stations

Since there were only eight of us, we were able to spread out and have one person at each Pain Station.

  • Kettlebell Swings
  • War Hammers (Sit up with four American Hammers)
  • Tire Flip
  • Bicep Curls
  • Tricep Extensions with Cinder Block
  • Chest Presses with Slam Balls
  • Battle Ropes
  • Cadence Running

Moleskin

I got there at five to set up all the gear, and almost didn’t get done in time. With that, my respect and gratitude for all the people who Q much more often than me has exploded. Going forward I will try to help in that area more often.

According to Zinfandel we broke two miles, which I was hoping for. I heard a few complaints from folks on the buckets, which I was expecting, but as I was trying not to pass out myself, I found the will to ignore them. It was my intention to set up the Pain Stations a little better, but just ran out of time. All in all, it was a solid full body workout. Thankful for all the men who let me borrow gear and helped clean up afterwards.

Note, the storage locker is very much in need of some repair / reorganization / love. It basically fell apart when I opened it.

Announcements

  • Zinfandel is Q at Floater tomorrow
  • Dash for Downs (The new Bone Frog) is this Saturday
  • Recalculating has a son (Owen) going in for an MRI today, so TAPs are appreciated

Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo.

11 men gathered in the plush, velvety smooth parking lot of a local private school for the weekly edition of Hawks Nest/Hawk’s Nest/Hawks’ Nest. ‘Twas a bit chilly, but in a few months we’ll wish for these temps. I gave a nice disclaimer, aided by our local health care attorney, then we headed up the hill to one of Latin’s 37 fields for the warmup.

We did descending burpees (10,9,8,etc) throughout the workout. I’m thinking about making that a thing.

We did an exercise and running thing on the nice field. Then we went to the track for a quick 400. Puddin’ Pop demanded to know if that was really the only lap we were going to do before he committed to an effort level. That was followed by a partner thing where Partner 1 did People’s Chair while Partner B ran backwards up the hill. I don’t think I’ve seen that sweet track statue up near the tennis courts before – modeled after Hannibal in his glory days, no doubt. We found our way through the labyrinth to the driveway hill where we did a Triple Nickel. Then yogged back to the launch, interrupted by a Braveheart-style clashing of the tribes from Fast Twitch and Hawks Nest. It was majestic. Haze clearly didn’t have enough workout planned and had to make something up to fill the last few minutes.

A couple of other tidbits from the morning:
– Morningwood is an actual street in Charlotte. Fault Line lives nearby.
– We had a strong, subtle TWSS this morning when Puddin’ Pop said, “Do we have to go all the way every time?” Classy

3 out of 10

self-a·ware·ness (noun) conscious knowledge of one’s own character, feelings, motives, and desires.

YHC generally steps up to lead only when confident of the task at hand – Q’ing Watchtower is not exactly in my comfort zone.  Thank you to Doughboy and Fuse Box (injury prevented my Chiseled Q) for offering up the opportunity to lead – and thanks to Deadwood and Zinfandel for checking in on me leading up to the event.  Rudy offered up a weinke that was much better than mine so I had a reasonable plan in place.  But what about the counting…?

5:30 DiCCS given.  Mosey on over to the Town Hall parking lot.

Warm-up:

~20 SSH, ~10 IW, ~10 Potato Pickers, ~20 Merkins, Calf Stretch.  Exact counts unknown as my cadence turned out to be terrible (given a 3/10 by the Syrian judge).  A handful of stragglers showed up at this point, giving us a total of 18 PAX for the morning.

The Thang:

  • Mosey around the shopping center to the small parking lot behind Rack Room
  • Partner Up – P1 Donkey Kicks; P2 Bear Crawl across lot and back. 100 total.
  • Mosey to Target Parking Lot; 100yd sprint followed by 10 Merkins. Repeat 10x; everyone starts together; Squats waiting for 6.
  • Mosey to Hickory Tavern; Partner up – P1 exercises, P2 runs short lap as timer. Exercises 100 each Jump Squat (incorrect instruction by YHC – supposed to be Step Up but PAX adapted), High Knee Jump, Derkins, Dips). Mary for 6.
  • Circle up in front of Brooklyn Pizza; Deadwood’s Circle Burp – Burpee with increasing Merkin count until 10; Burpee with increasing squat count until 8.
  • Planks and time – 2+ miles, sweating and dry heaves accomplished.

Moleskin:

Not sure what was said and by whom as I was too concerned about my heart attempting to escape my chest cavity.

Announcements:

  • Dash for Down – See Rubbermaid
  • Zinfandel – Shout out to Gator Cub for being a great man in helping 2 other great men settle their differences
  • Christina Latini 8k shadow race – See Damascus/Posse and News Channels

The Day the Music Died

A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

11 for the Skunk, matching the Hawks Nest crew in attendance. That’s where the similarities stop. We’re like Rocky IV training in the shed over here while they caper about on fancy track #7 like Ivan Drago in his state-of-the-art fitness lab. Pay no attention to the fact that Dolph Lundgren is a 3rd degree black belt with a masters in chemical engineering who put Sylvester Stallone in the hospital by punching him so hard during filming that steroid juice shot out of both of his ears. Focus on the important things, like being awesome.

Still focused? Good .

The Thang:

Warmup KBCOP

  • SSH
  • IW
  • 10 Swings
  • 10 Good Mornings
  • 20 Swings
  • 10 Goblet Squats
  • 30 Swings
  • 10 Lawnmower
  • 20 Swings
  • 10 Snatches
  • 10 Swings

Run while partner does KB stuff. Run to the big rock and pull a #banksy on the 1st round, and run the dirt track on the 2nd. 3 or 4 sets of this.

11s on the field, burpees and swings.

Finisher KB Complex

  • Single Arm Swing to Clean to Snatch sets
  • Swing to Squat to Squat Thruster sets

25 Flutters + 25 Dollys

Moleskin:

The general theme of this workout was Header complaining about the lack of personally curated music. Apparently, he is accustomed to members of his Soccer entourage following him around with a shoulder-mounted boombox whilst he gets his sweat on. He left disappointed.

I did give it a try though. Little does he know that while everyone was doing that awful burpee thing on the field, I snuck into his #MomJeep and pilfered through a big shoebox that had JREBZ MIXTAPEZ scrawled across the lid. I found some interesting jewels, but couldn’t get the Fisher Price working so we missed out on:

  • Chin Music plays the Best of Bryan Adams
  • Bryan Adams plays the Best of Chin Music
  • Down Home Gaither Family Beat Boxin
  • Song of Solomon, narrated by Big League Chew (rated M for Mature)
  • Hip Hoppin Soccer Floppin by the Wiggles
  • The Unabridged Christmas Shoes album, by NewSong

I was told that while I was snooping around, Baracus flat out refuseniked everything on the field and just jogged around harassing folks. I apologize on his behalf.

Lois was only a half-ninja today. Scorpion Wins, Flawless Victory.

Overall, I feel like this workout had the proper ratio of runnin’ to liftin’, like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Too much of either, and you’ve got one of those filthy Reese’s eggs with way too much of that sketchy dry peanut butter that only tastes good when you don’t eat it by itself. Nobody ain’t got no time for that.

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Horsehead

Chilly

Seven men ignored the Fart Sack and convened Base Camp bright and early.

COP – IW, SSH, LSS, Merkin, Superman, Standing American Hammer (all x10)

Mosey to the track to do the 4 corners of paradise. The called exercise at each of the 4 corners is as follows – Merkin x10, LSS x 10, Drydock x 10 and Lunge walk x 10.

Mosey to the foot of the steps and partner up for the wheelbarrow climb. Parter 1 wheelbarrow crawls up the first two landings then switch with partner 2 for the next two landings. Repeat a second time.

People’s chair with air presses.

Wheel of Merkin x 10 at each position, run to front of school for 10 step ups. Wheel of Merkin x 5 (each position) run to front of school for 10 dips.

Mosey to rock pile – Grab a rock – curls, overhead press and triceps (x10). Run to the bleachers at the bottom and back for 1 more round.

5 minutes of Mary

Great to see the guys out there today. Everyone pushed hard.

Irish morning

The gloom arrived an hour earlier this Monday thanks to the bi-yearly movement of time. Hannibal, Thunder Road, Smash, Marge, Bugeater, Clover, and Boss Hog were treated to the best dang Irish workout the world’s ever seen.

The post started with a slow Irish jig to get the blood pumping quickly followed with a run to the end of the rainbow–unfortunately the only gold to be had were wet hands and dirty mouths from kissin the blarney stone.

Next, the pax followed Leprechaun to lift up their beer glasses while they got comfy in their pub chairs. Many beers were lifted this morning as the pax paid their respects to their Irish themed beer mile.

The pax were led into a game of Squat Potato and exercised the four leaves of the clover with some St. Patrick’s, Bono Bicycles, Bog Jumpers, and LBCs–Leprechaun Baby Crunches) and completed their lucky clover with a double dose of beer burpees.

The pax climbed the sliabh to finish out their morning whiskey swig with some snake chasers, Irish shillelaghs, Irish twins, and topped off the morning with some Riverdance.

PreBlast – Race Week prep

Swift will launch from the Vine Restaurant at 0515 on Tuesday. As this is Race Week (Palmetto 200 starts Friday), we’ll be doing some intervals to settle us in. Even if you’re not preparing for the race, it will be a good workout combining some Threshold Pace and Strides.

The Thang:

  • 0500 – Pre-run for those so inclined
  • 0515 – Leave the Vine and warm-up by heading towards N. Community House stopping at the back entrance to Brighthouse Financial (what we have known as the MetLife building).
    • Option 1 – use the Fitness trail to go past SPX for a 1.3mi segment covered in 10min (7:30/mi pace).
    • Option 2 – use the crosswalk at Johnston Rd through the Ballantyne resort for a 1.0mi segment covered in 10min (10:00/mi pace).
  • 0525ish – Start dynamic warm-up while heading through the back streets down to North Community House.
  • 0530 – Workout Part 1:
    • 1200m (cones every 400m) at Threshold Pace. This is a “comfortably hard” effort that translates roughly to a pace you could run in a race that lasts 60 minutes. For most, this is about 1:00/mi slower than your best Mile race time. Use the calculator here to be more precise – http://runsmartproject.com/calculator
    • Rest 2:00, crossing over to other side of the street to do the next interval coming back the other way.
    • Repeat for 4 x 1200m total.
  • 0600 – Workout Part 2 (which can be done on your way back to the Vine):
    • 4 x 100m Strides (or about 20 seconds). Recover by jogging back to the starting point. If you are doing this on the way back to the Vine, use a 40-60 second rest between each.
    • Strides are 20 to 35 second sprints at your mile race pace, or roughly 85 to 95% effort. Used to loosen up the legs and feel the speed without being over taxing.
  • 0615 – COT at the Vine

SYITG,

Bratwurst

Lofty Expectations

Ignition- aka Hollywood’s insane asylum. 4 mile minimum…let’s just go ahead and say it now, a 4 mile Q won’t get you invited back! 12 Pax took a guided, meandering tour of new Lawson to get a jump start on their work week and hopefully meet Hollywood’s lofty expectations.

5:15-DiCCS done. We placed our lives (and my ankles) in Tupperware’s black bean and guacamole stained hands and followed him down the treacherous grassy hill, across a raging river, and through the woods to reach our launch point for the day’s festivities.

Warm-up:

Way too fast a mosey Leisurely jog to pool circle up. SSH/Calf Stretches (for me)/10 Merkins/Enough

The Thang:

YHC ran into Transporter yesterday. Told him I was on Q at Ignition and was trying to figure out some good spots in new Lawson. He obliged with introducing me to a portion of his “Heat Run” that follows a hilly trail through the new side. As it turns out, the 1/2 man 1/2 machine Transporter actually chooses runs based upon how much they make him sweat. He said “this one is a good one.” On my scale 1-10, it scored a perfect 10, Full Dehydration. Kudos for that, Sean!!!

We left pool area in pursuit of the trail and jogged a half or mile or so to the road that connects both entrances. At the mailboxes there she was- Transporter’s Trail. We hit it at a high rate of speed. What a terrific miserable little .5 mile treat! We ran it the first time with no exercises to interrupt the fun. Then, 5 burpees later we ran back the way we came. At each bridge, do 5 burpees. As it turns out, Transporter Trail has more bridges than Pittsburgh (look it up). 40 or so burpees and ridiculous hill climbs later, we made it out the other side to where we began.

Jog back the way we came for a little backwards run. YHC remembered a cul-de-sac we’d run in the past. Initially, I gave into my lazy nature and called for what was “coined” a Dime. Basically, a half-a$$ version of a Triple Nickel. 10 squats at the top 5 burpees at the bottom…twice. Bottlecap didn’t like it, so we went ahead and made it a full-blown Triple.

Head back to pool area. 5 Squats at each light pole. Arrived back at pool for an Ignition first and last…an Abs station. 20LBCs/10 pistols each/20 Hammers. At this point, Hollywood began his interpretive dance known as the Frack. Where Frack doesn’t stretch, Hollywood doesn’t ab. It seemed like he was ready to run off and leave us, so I had to come up with a quick fix.

.5 mile back to where we launched. At each of the 50 light poles, 5 jump squats…oh yeah, and 5 burpees to get us started. We did Jump squats on the way down, merkins on the way back with burpees at each end. Final trip back towards launch we did plank jacks (one each leg) at each light. 1.5 bonus miles and heaven only knows how many squats, merkins, and plank jacks.

Back through the woods, across the raging river, and up the treacherous grassy hill and on to the safety of paved surface. At this point, YHC had a dilemma- do we join Flash with 3 minutes left or smile and run right through the middle of the Irish jig they were all doing? We joined in…best guess was we were doing hand release merkins. One lap in. I was able to wrangle most of the Igniters for a final suicide. 6:15 done. Between 4.8 and 5.25 miles covered. Hollywood still not pleased about the abs. It’s possible I’ll never lead Ignition again.

Moleskin:

Ignition guys (minus Wolverine and Hollywood) seemed tired at the end of the workout. As my heart was still pounding in my ears, I thought I heard a voice that sounded like an amalgamation of Johnny Depp’s pirate, Steve Irwin’s Crikey, and a dash of Colin Farrell. I also saw a man handing out coins of some sort (we didn’t get to keep them). Posse yet again pulled out all the stops and put on quite the celebratory Q. From the chatter on GroupMe, that accent(s) carried on for 45 minutes. Next Q School Posse’s committed to introducing us to the finer points of cadence counting while out of breath and in an accent! Flash was the rainbow and its backblast will undoubtedly be a Pot of Gold. Can’t wait to read it, Posse!

The accent from the guy on the Lucky Charm’s box took us out.

Announcements:

Lattini (sic?) 8k coming up soon. Damascus on Q. See Posse and News Channels for more details

Dash For Down. See Rubbermaid

JDRF Walk. See Easy Button

Polish Murph

21 Pax rolled into the Gloom at Carmel Road Park to see what YHC had in store to celebrate St Patty’s Day. Here’s what we did:

The Thang:

  • Mosey to CoC covered area
  • COP — SSHx20 and IWx20
  • 1 mile AYG (Out and Back — CoC to Town & Country (L) to Granada Dr)
  • 50 Dips / 100 Merkins / 150 squats
  • 1 mile AYG
  • 50 Dips / 100 Merkins / 150 Squats
  • 1 mile AYG
  • Mosey to Carmel Rd Park Parking Lot
  • Mary — Freddie Mercury; LBC; Rosilita
  • Time

Moleskin:

Large group of PAX out this morning. Aquafresh social media marketing campaign is really working. Coldcuts surprised YHC when he asked if we’d be doing a Murph this morning. YHC was happy not to disappoint. Check Point (respect), Cold Cuts and Uncle Phil set the pace. Film Festival was unusually quiet. As a matter of fact there was not much mumble chatter at all. I guess that is the benefit of a WIB workout. You vs you. Everyone busy in their own personal pain cave. Thanks for the opportunity to lead. Always a pleasure at DMZ.

One Eye