Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

17 Pax at Hydra. Burps. Merks. Russians. Squats. LBCs. Backward Runs. Peter Parkers (thx Deep Dish).

Closed with AC/DC’s Thunderstruck + 33 burpees and a few scowling faces.

A few guys were scared-off by the pre-workout announcement on Slack the night before.

Promised Icky Shuffle there would be no burpees next time I’m on Q.

Think I missed tagging two guys on this one. (iPhone recording of sign-off = FUBAR.)

Thank you @Sprokets for asking me to Q. My first boot camp on Q.

“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.” – Beetlejuice

How to avoid being stabbed by a ceramic squirrel

Whip, Christmas, Manziel, Baron, BLC, Chubbs, Spyglass, HH

8 Pax, filled with wanderlust and desire and one filled with last night’s burrito bowl.

 

Thang:

Warmup in the darkest spot on campus, over near the graveyard.

The preblast noted a South Carolina man who was stabbed with a ceramic squirrel by his significant other, after a beerless return from a requested errand. How do we avoid this situation?  Do exactly what you are told.  Thus, the theme of this workout was me doing exactly what the pax told to me to.  Don’t tell anyone that they ended up doing what I had planned all along while thinking it was their idea, that’s the beauty of how these things go down.

Pax choice: starfish on the wet (but oh so soft) lacrosse field, or in front of the church on the dry, unforgiving pavement.  We went pavement for a few rounds.

  • L1: 15 merkins
  • L2: 15 jumping squats
  • L3: 15 bicycles
  • L4:  15 pax choice, which was monkey humpers of all things

During R3 of this, Chubbs went pale and bolted to the portajohn.  So, we did what any good group would do and moseyed on over for some encouragement.  He was shining some sort of light inside, which counteracts my general portajohn philosophy of dark blissful ignorance, but to each man his own.

Mosey to tennis hut and partner up for a couple rounds of one guy runs while one guy exercises.

  • P1: run to the dark place where we warmed up
  • P2: alternate between two pax chosen exercises.  I think we did diamonds/RDLs and then something/drydocks

Back to launch with one round of 10/20/30 plus a run to the spirit rock to kill off a few mins.

Mary

 

Skin:

 

I’ve been laying a bit low on the backblasts lately, largely due to the fact that many of the things going on in the world today have me at risk of spouting off my mouth (or keyboard) and digging myself into trouble.  However, a few things have me feeling a little better these days, so I figured I’d get this one out there.  Here are some things I’ve tried recently that you may want to consider:

  • Auto-deleted any email with the salutation “Team”
  • Blocked any calls originating from those not in my contacts
  • Deleted all of my phone contacts
  • Deleted Twitter (for real)
  • Continued Facebook abstinence
  • No Fox News or CNN – all news originates from Tiger Rag YouTube videos and a guy named Donnie who lives at the Circle K

A few observations from the workout:

  • BLC continues his aggressive Diamond Dave – Judy Choppin warmup.
  • Orange Whip is leading some sort of soccer vs. frisbee rebellion, where they compete for the most injuries.  Baracus has been relocated to the Soccer team under the witness protection program, since no catching is involved.  It’s basically the same plot as “My Blue Heaven” with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis, so give that a watch this weekend.
  • Red Baron continues to post.  Pretty soon he’ll graduate to Tombstone, and maybe Digorno or Freschetta sometime next year.
  • Chubbs is only 23.  I’m pretty sure I have socks older than that.  Speaking of socks, did he emerge uni-socked from the Blue Tardis of backsplash?  Hmmm.

 

Announcements:

 

yes

 

 

Quote for the weekend:

“There’s a big difference between the words, ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on … and you’re up to something.”  – Lewis Grizzard

 

 

your friend,

 

Horsehead

 

Flint Tropics

Friday AM was shaping up- perfect weather, clear skies and a good turn out with 15 Pax.  Looking to shake up the boot camp style workouts I had a plan to go old school Semi-Pro and head to the basketball court at Cutty.  I wanted to see what type of basketball shape theF3 Flint Tropics were in.

Warm-up

Mosey around front of Middle Schools – SSH, Dugans and into a quick yoga flow – runners stretch/merkins/plank jacks and a long 6 inch hold.

The Thang

Start at path of parking lot: Hit each lite on the way to Rudy’s Poop Palace. Alternate between 10 Bobby Hurleys and 10 Big Boi’s at each lite.

Mosey to middle school cafe tables. OYO perform 10 stepups/10Derkins runt to corner repeato with 15 count.  Next up 10 Knee Slap and 10 1 leg pistol squat/ repeato 15 reps each.

Main Event – Head to Court for practice – I mean conditioning.

Sideline to Sideline or 15’s to start:  1 minute to go back and forth across the court -each line touch counts as one.

We did a bunch of 15’s – if you didn’t complete 15 – penalty burpee for each one short.

We did a bunch of 13’s – with pentalty x2 with your partner

Court slide with 10 squats at each basket – basically a low side lunch around the court

We did some more 13’s

Court slides again.

Mosey back to the parking lot.

Not a lot of mumble chatter today as heart rates were up, sweat piles were left> but no Merlot was spilled (next time).

Lots of effort on the court today: pain of chain to Sledg-o-matic and Ex Lax.  Sledge jogged from Lawson to Cutty pre workout!!!  Ex-Lax keeps showing up to the cardio workouts to push himself!!!! He’s working on form compliance – but with a little encouragement he’ll be on the form police squad soon.

Ralphie  and/or Cargo -both young guns were pretty fast out there.  Ricky Bobby has a quick first gear as he was racing Schneider all day. Sugar Daddy and Dana top effort as usual.  Zin and Deadwood getting there wind back seemed to enjoy themselves.  Honeycomb is sneaky quick.  Hanson and Fruit Loops way to get after it.  ShopDog pulled a Bill Russell to answer the bell even with a bad ankle sprain.

0-69 lapped us and good to see him pushing.

COT – Sugar Daddy 6th Man – EH’d by Rockwell and really buying into F3 on all levels. Glad you’re with us.

Prayers up for those facing challenges – medical, mental or those needing some thoughts.  Take a few seconds out of your day to think about Premature’s wife Kelli.

Events – Stepping up for Staci – Thanksgiving virtual run/fund raiser – see Chicken

Hot Wheels – Tentative Date 11/7. Making improvements for ramp/sidewalk for Brittany who is wheelchair bound. Stay Tuned.

 

New Q with a Few

A lot of effort and stress goes into prepping for your first Q; especially when you’ve only discovered F3 two months ago and you have to follow friggin DARK HELMET from the previous week! Shout out to the PAX coming out to support me – including Waxhaw representin’

Props to Atlas and Cobbler for pre-run.

WARMUP

Mosey around ILES then back to starting point for SSH, IW, M.  Night Clubs, squats, and chest stretch.

THANG

2 sets of: bear crawls, 20 tricep dips, and 30 sun gods.  Then another run through ILES and back to starting point. 10 burpees on cadence – which was all jacked up cause some of us can’t count cadence on burpees but (most) everyone was smart enough to know what to do.
Then we followed a circuit in parking lot with each of the four corners having their own exercise: 10 Merkins, 20 Carolina dry docks, 30 mountain climbers, and 40 squats. For 15 minutes. And I honestly lost count of how many complete circuits we did…..
Finished with round robin of core exercises.

Apparently Brexit thought the new guy would take it easy on everyone and showed up in a tutu and ballet shoes. It was an interesting look.  But as an old boss used to say: it ain’t wrong it’s just different.
I think Atlas injured his neck cause he had to keep looking behind him on the circuit – he was so far ahead.  What a stud.  Hey, Atlas, I hear bourbon is a good muscle relaxant.
As for Posse, Cobbler, and myself we were committed to physically demonstrating all three F’s. Fitness cause we were, you know, out there working out. Fellowship cause we hung together and kept an eye on the six (ourselves). And faith cause we were praying to get through it all.  Kudos to us.

Seriously, thank you F3 for the opportunity and thank you, Happy Meal, for asking me to step up.  We missed you and Hope you all are well soonest.

Closed us out in prayer – good morning

Record Numbers!

The Thang

DiCCS given, let’s roll …

Warmed up on Millbridge Parkway with an opening 1 mile mosey!  PAX were to report at Britania Drive for their mission should they choose to accept:)

6 Hill repeats, run mile pace for 90 seconds and 30 seconds all out (up the hill), rinse and repeat, but increasing distance each time until Ice 9 blew chunks!  PAX re-grouped near top of the hill and mosey back down the hill to start together.  Various pace groups formed and launched so we all finished at the top of hill together.  After the hills, our final challenge was a fast 800M.  We ended with mosey back to COT, down hill thank goodness.

Moleskin

Record number 17 at Pursuit this morning.  PAX were all pushing hard on 7 mile barrier, some broke it, very impressive.

Special recognition to Schedule C for bringing an FNG, F3 name “Package”, hospital name David.  Great to have Bratwurst back out with us after recovering from his MTB injury.  Always good to see our ruckers, Turnbuckle and Jingles, keep pounding!  Apparently I did not work Tuck hard enough since he was doing top speed strides for one last push at the end of the workout.  I enjoyed chasing Tool Time and Glidah who reached the top of the hill every time, way to get after it guys.

Ghosted, Catfish, Halfback, you guys are all amazing, great work ethic to keep coming, I love it.  Keep on coming, it gets easier, I promise.

I’d like to add that Pursuit is very accommodating to all runners, different paces, ruckers, marathoners, etc.  There is only one chance each week to do a workout like this, don’t miss it, your cardio and waistline will appreciate it.  If you have good ideas, suggestions or want to Q, shoot me a text 704.577.5930.

Announcements

Project Hot Wheels – Nov 7 – Service Opportunity to build a ramp for local teenager in a wheelchair.  Recalc has details.  Goto GM Service Opportunity channel to sign up.  This connection came from Ray of Hope.

Christ Closet – Thursday 6-8, help others get free clothing

Blood Drive by SOB region Sat at Brace Y if you missed your last chance.

Thank you for taking us out Bratwurst, great prayer, look upward, inward and outward!

National Nut Day 2020

Today, October 22nd, is National Nut Day (Ha! Who knew?!).  In celebratory fashion we all gathered in downtown Waxhaw, NC on a brisk, clear Fall morning to engage in some exercise activities that included a romp through fallen leaves and what would turn out to be a nut free route as we meandered through the mean streets of Waxhaw.

DiCCS(LN) were delivered to include a mention of Leaves and Acorns on the street and to watch out for those, [insert debilitating injury of your preference to want to avoid here], just waiting to happen when you slip on one of these little bastards.

Warmorama:

Mosey to the 701 Main Parking Lot for some stretching with a stop along the way at the parking lot of Center Grove Baptist Church for 20 X SSH and 20 X IW. Then continue Mosey over to 701 main for stretching with Downward Dog, Calf Stretch L/R, Runners Stretch L/R and Upward Dog.

Thang:

Mosey to top of Another Bad Idea for a Triple Nickel – Beginning at first Stop sign, 5 X MT, run to next Stop Sign, 5 X MT, run to bottom of Another Bad Idea, 5 X MT, AYG back to start point  and repeat two more times.

Mosey (the long way) to parking lot at corner of South Main and Church St and do Captain Therkin 1:4 BBSU:AH 1-5….6:24 BBSU:LBC…. 10:40 BBSU:AH, Do 5 X Merkin after completing each round.

Mosey to Rock Formations along S. Providence St for a Bobby Hurley Ladder 1…..10  At first rock do 1 BH, next 2 and so on up to 10.

Mosey back across S. Main to Pedestrian bridge and to front of Mary O’Neill’s and partner up for 100 dips. While partner 1 runs around the block, other partner does as many dips as possible, flap jack until 100 are completed.

Foundation led us in Mary with boat canoe until 1 minute left. Mosey back to COT and done.

Great morning for a workout outside. Clear skies and visible stars to gaze upon as we pushed our bodies past our various points of comfort.

No leaves or acorns presented themselves to any of the PAX and I am very glad for that.

Ex LaX – Gave us some insight into how he was led to F3 by PAX in other regions and reached out to Zinfandel and the rest is history. It was also mentioned that he doesn’t like to run very much but his mentality is do what you hate so you don’t hate it so much. (Sounds like he has bought in to the mantra of getting outside of your comfort zone). Glad to see you posting brother! Keep it up. You will be thankful you did if you aren’t already.

Announcements:

November 7th – Donate $$ or Time or Both for Hot Wheels project to build a wheelchair ramp and sidewalk for 15 year old 9th grader with Spina Bifida.

YHC took us out in prayer. #ctg

Boxer-themed Circuit Training

 

Opening set – dynamic running drills and burpees with the standard warm-up COP.

4 rounds, 8 exercises, 1 min each

Burpees
American hammer
Push-ups (I really think the word merkin is dumb.)
Sit-ups
Squats with upper-cuts
Mountain climbers
Shadow boxing  <- Adding a link is pretty boss.
Heels to Heaven

 

Adding a pulled quote in the backblast makes it look really professional

 

Wordplay on Moleskine
Here’s the part where we write about an important life lesson. It’s also a good place to remember that wacky thing that happened. Also, mention that WordPress is awkward and you couldn’t get it to work.

Announcements
Blood drive
Give2Give
Makeshift Marathon

 

Who Moved My Cheese?

Perfect weather and with an early arrival to pre-run YHC discovered that half of the parking lot was full of parked buses.  Due to early voting at MRHS the bus lot is now the voting lot.  YHC doesn’t like change and apparently neither did the person in the 4 Runner who drove up and then drove off right before 5:30am….. jokes on you, you missed a good one.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Mosey backwards loop around the back half of the high school lot to avoid the buses.

  • Side Straddle Hop x 20 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 20 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 IC
  • Calf Stretch
  • Various stretches

The Thang:

  • 20 Merkins, run to median
  • 19 Flutters (2 is 1), run back to start
  • 18 Merkins, run to median
  • 17 Flutters (2 is 1), run back to start
  • Continue until
  • 2 Merkins, run to median
  • 1 Flutter (2 is 1)
  • Mary for the six

Mosey to the road that goes on the side of the HS

  • Start at speed bump with 10 singe count quality step out lunges
  • Run to street light, 5 burpees
  • Alternate 10 lunges and 5 burpees at every light around the globe
  • Mary for the six

Mosey in front of the HS

  • Captain Therkin Web
  • 1 big boy situp, 4 American Hammers, 2 Merkins
  • 2 big boy situps, 8 American Hammers, 2 Merkins
  • Continue until 10 big boys, 40 American Hammers, 2 Merkins

Long Mosey to the brick alley beside the Middle School

  • Wall sit air presses x 20 IC while we wait on the six
  • 10 donkey kicks
  • 10 wall sit air jabs IC
  • 15 donkey kicks
  • 15 wall sit air presses IC
  • 20 donkey kicks
  • 20 wall sit air jabs IC
  • 25 donkey kicks
  • 25 wall sit air presses IC

Mosey down back path to benches behind Middle School

  • Dips x 30 IC while we wait on the six
  • 10 quick step ups

Mosey to bottom of HS lot

  • 10 plank jacks IC
  • 5 six inch plank jacks IC

Mosey back to COT

  • Mary for last 90 seconds

Done!

MOLESKIN:

Perfect morning to post.  Seemed like good number across the board. Threw a curveball today and kept the mileage at about 2.5 miles.  Maybe Chiseled out ran us today.  The initial 110 Merkins/100 Flutter start with some running took a little longer than anticipated.  Could it have been audibled?  Sure, but where is the fun in that.

The buses being in the parking lot definitely gave a different look and made staying alert even more important today.  It actually didn’t seem to impact the workout at all and if anything it kept the drivers from flying down that main road that we cross.

Everyone did a great job today and pushed hard, well done.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • SOB blood drive is this Friday at the Brace YMCA. If YOU did not donate last Saturday, now is your change.  DaVinci is having a post blood drive friendly workout Saturday morning at well if you do donate or just like to modify, this one’s for you.
  • Operation Hot Wheels is Saturday Nov 7. We will be replacing wheel chair ramp boards and paving a section of sidewalk for a local 9th grade girl in need in downtown Waxhaw.  Please let Shop Dawg know if you can help out that day with time and donations are needed.

Feel the burn

10 pax posted at Calvary at 0530 this morning for another edition of Meathead. Everyone knew that the main course would be 250 swings, but the real question was what other exercises would we struggle through?

Appetizer:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Windmills/Sharon Towers x 10 IC
  • Forward arm circles (small to big) x 5 IC
  • Backward arm circles (small to big) x 5 IC

Main Course:

  • 20 2-handed swings
  • 8 lawnmower rows per side
  • Rest for the balance of 2:00
  • 20 2-handed swings
  • 8 goblet squats
  • Rest for the balance of 2:00
  • 10 2-handed swings
  • 15 merkins
  • 5 cleans per side
  • Rest for the balance of 2:30

Repeato for 5 total rounds. That’s 250 swings, 80 rows (40 per side), 40 goblets, 75 merkins, and 80 cleans (40 per side).

Dessert:

  • Waiter carries (:30 out, :30 rest, :30 back, :30 rest)
  • Racked carries (:30 out, :30 rest, :30 back, :30 rest)
  • 1:00 of hard-style elbow plank, :30 rest
  • 1:00 of hollow body hold, :30 rest
  • 1:00 of glute bridge, done.

Announcements:

  • The blood drive is upon us. This Friday at the Brace (formerly Siskey) Family YMCA. There are still 5 slots available, so get signed up and donate blood for a good cause. Contact Mighty Mite for more details.
  • Some pax are gathering at Char Bar 7 at the intersection of Weddington and McKee roads on 10/23 if you’d like to join. Reach out to Hoover to HC.
  • Please consider donating to the Give 2 Give campaign. The Area 51 link is here and the SOB link is here. The first $500 of donations to the Area 51 site will be matched.

Moleskine:

  • After taking a tour of AOs the past 2 weeks, it’s good to get back out to Meathead. My hands were a little tender in a few spots after Monday’s Swole, so clearly I needed to get back to swinging some iron.
  • This was a pretty meat and potatoes workout this morning. The goblets were challenging and it was tough to get the heart rate back under control before the last round of swings.
  • T-claps to Turkey Leg for pre-running the workout. Please advertise in the future and maybe I’ll join you.
  • Please sound off with any other comments, observations, etc.

 

Dirty Steve finds the spirit world at Anvil

15 pax mustered prior to 0530 (Floorslapper would join us at 0533), and after waiting for Smokey to walk the 100 yards from where he parked – YHC asked if any pax needed a disclaimer.  Did have to reintroduce myself to Erin Brokovich.  Had only posted with him once at Hawks Nest.  So, we launched into the humpday south Charlotte gloom.  At this point, Spackler was already asking for mileage.  Anvil.  Bootcamp.  Low mileage.

We yogged around the Swole lot and a couple others and circled up for COP.  Welcome Floorslapper.  Ductwork said the warmup run pace was a little quick.  #cobains

Most of what follows will be Moleskinny with a sprinkling of Thang.

Standard COP but worked in some burpees which was met with some grumbling and refuseniking, of course.  Horsehead was doing some odd-looking stretches already at this point.  His knee is dinged up.  Later, I asked if that was why he wasn’t doing the burpees.  Answer: “No.  I’m just used to not doing them.”  Fair enough.  Purple pill it is.

Did some rock work with some sprints/runs, and then headed over to the pavilion for some Bernie Sanders Recliners (aka Peoples Chair).  This was the point in the workout when Clover said Rocky & First Blood II were the two finest movies ever made, and his personal favorites.

Puddin’, in between not doing the called exercises, was quoting Dirty Steve from Young Guns.  By the way, watching Blacklist on Netflix, and in the most recent episode I watched – the boxer (pugilist) member of Young Guns had a quick appearance until he gutted himself with some Samurai knife.

Did some overhead press and Walther N’Djaiye’s…thought Smokey was going to break down one of the doors during these…Calvary likely to send Lorax a bill for the replacement door.

Snuka and Magoo don’t say much, but they were 3 of the 5 Respects in the group, and were getting after it.  Snuka and Smokey were racing during the rock work.  Spackler said he held back waiting for slower-paced long mileage.

Lorax informed Point Break and YHC that he was staying home as it is his son’s birthday.  Birthday’s seemed to be the topic du jour at COT, and Clover strangely knew about 8 pax’s birthday’s.  Also said today was his 1/3 or 1/6 birthday?

Limey posted for the 89th consecutive weekday.  T-claps.

Snowflake, aka Area51’s War Daddy, ran in and put in the hard work.  You can thank him for the Walthar’s as he introduced them to me 5 years ago at some Union County AO from which F3 is now banned.

Stone Cold and 49’er may have clowncarred it over from their neighborhood?  The clown car is kind of a lost art form among the pax.  Let’s bring that practice back, shall we?!  Great to have 49’er back in the gloom after a temporary 4+ year retirement from F3.  And thanks to SC for taking us out in prayer.

Puddin’ waited until the 6 MoM to roast the pax with his flatulence, and Spackler regaled the pax with prolific tales of his 1st grader’s farting exploits.

Anvil and Swole should do a joint COT.  Lorax/Point Break and Voodoo (or High Tide) can coordinate.

For those of you who know Snoop of F3 Metro (and for those that don’t) – please pray for healing for his fiancée Laura who suffered an aneurysm a few days ago and is in ICU.  God can heal anyone, so let’s ask him boldly to do so for her.  Aye?!

Thanks to PB & Lorax for tapping me to Q at Area 51’s best AO.  Next time we’re going up NorthFace at least once.

Happy Hump Day.  We should really do a happy hour.  Where’s the damn camel?