DiCCS
Your safety is important but not my responsibility so be careful
Warmup
Mosey around the block back to COT
SSH x 10
Squats x 10
SSH x 15
Merkin x 15
SSH x 20
Plankjack x 20
The Thang
Mosey over the the side road by the apartment complex
Down and back 5 times with 20 v-up at one end and 20 BB at the other.
Every time you pass the bottom of the hill 5 burpees
The pax members that finished first got to keep going until the 6 was done. I believe some got 6.5 rounds in.
Watch out Zin and Recalc, Smithers might be gunning for you jobs. Surprising the BB were pretty tough at the end.
Easy Button had a good idea, if you make Ice9 spill merlot or his sounds you get a badge. Deflated????
Thanks for the push Ice 9
Mosey to the main street for 5 more rounds
10 step ups run 1/2 the block stop at COT for 40 single count J-Lo’s. I was only going to do 20 but some guys were complaining and Ice yells out 40 so we went with it.
Baio and Schneider crushed this part.
Finished at COT for 23 IC burpees
Pretty simple and effective beat down.
Welcome FNG Kendra (Josh). He flips houses and Kendra is a HGTV house flipper. Deadwood hit his Q1 quota.
If we all had a dollar for every time we heard NO from a certain Pax member.
It’s been good to have Dana back out in the gloom.
Good luck Chatter in the Rooster Run
Announcement
May 1st WTF (Waxhaw Trail Fest) CSAUP.
Pre-blast on GM and sign up on GM.
Things don’t always go as planned. After getting word that PAX needed to switch dates on the Q schedule, then realizing there would be another scheduling conflict, YHC decided as site Q to take the lead in the gloom. Original plan was to divide the workout up into 15 minute segments with a different PAX at the helm. After the first segment went over 15 minutes and words of encouragement from Funny Farm, YHC decided to keep the whole Q (with recommendations from others along the way).
The Valley EC Loop
0515 start, 1 mile loop with YHC, Funny Farm, Becky, and McStuffins.
Warm-up
After a quick disclaimer of the above mentioned scheduling and improv situations, mosey from school bus parking lot to the front parking lot of the school.
SSH x 20, Mountain Climbers x 20 (Mayreux arrives at this time), Low Slow Squat x 20
The Thang
Mosey down Huntingtowne Farms Ln towards Goneway Rd, take a left on Goneaway into “The Valley”. Start at the intersection of Goneaway and Vineyard Ln, run up to the intersection of Goneway and Huntingtowne Farms Ln (10 merkins), run back to start (10 squats). Run to end of Vineyard culd-a-sac (10 diamonds), run back to start (10 squats). Run to intersection of Goneaway and Red Barn Ln (10 wide arms), run back to start (10 squat). Repeat x 3.
Hold plank until six are in, then mosey to greenway via Goneaway and right on Red Barn.
Mosey down greenway towards Huntingtowne Farms park. At the park, everyone grabs a picnic table under the covered pavilion. In cadence 15 dips, 10 derkins, 10 1-legged squats each leg (1 foot on picnic table, other on ground). Repeats dips, sub derkins with incline merkins on picnic table, repeat 1-legged squats.
Mosey over to parking lot and 1 lap around parking lot. Half of lap side shuffle facing inward, second half of lap side shuffle facing outward.
Mosey back to launch via greenway and Huntingtowne Farms Ln, stopping halfway on greenway to pick up the 6 and for Mary – in cadence, flutter x 20, Dolly x 20, Rosalita x 20.
Arrive at launch with no time to spare. End workout.
Announcements
King of the Hill – April 24-25th. 6 man teams, 3 different routes around Charlotte. Check it out on the Metro website.
FNG – Dottie out for the first time. Originally form Alabama, played professional baseball for the past 10 years, and finishing up his MBA from UNC (virtual due to to COVID). Hope you see you back out there!
Prayer requests
PreSchool’s family. Pregnant M’s water broke 8 weeks prior to due date. They are in the hospital until 2.0 is delivered, then expected time in the NICU.
Thanks, Becky for taking us out in prayer.
YHC was recently looking back on Strava and saw an early post at Swift where we logged > 7 miles and compared that to more recent work where we may be hovering around 6 or low 6+ miles. On Tuesday Brat’s pyramid of 3/5/7/10/7/5/3 with a mere minute of recovery time after each T-pace segment (except for 2 minutes after the 10) brought back the high mileage days where even someone on the backside of the curve (ahem, YHC) picks up serious miles. It also helped that we arrived a couple of minutes past 0615, but the point is that the long intervals on little rest are making a comeback and they hurt. And somehow, southbound on North Community House feels like continuous uphill.
Fahvra was killing it and it was great to see Fleetwood back at it in the gloom. Kudos to Gruden and Kirby for pushing each out to the be there — until Kirby disappeared. Some say he was chasing down the gazelles on their 10-mile day, but we may never know the truth.
And why the BB? Because #waxhawcounts
As many of us unwillingly continue to sit around and wait for Covid restrictions to lift, hoping we’ll be able to enjoy our favorite races in person again, we in Waxhaw have decided to take matters into our own hands and just create our own! With several successful years of great F3 presence at The Ragnar Trail series, and having The Carolina Thread trail in our backyard, YHC along with several others figured a F3 trail relay would naturally be the next stupid idea… and with that, Waxhaw Trail Fest was born….WTF!
Here’s the basics:
Saturday May 1st, teams of 3, will run relay style on 3 different trail legs setup at Walnut Creek Park in Indian Land SC. The loops all start and stop at the WTF village where you and your fellow PAX can relax and enjoy some 2nd F until your next leg. The race is complete when all of your team runs each loop once, totaling approx 13 miles per runner. With a 6:30am starting line time, I would expect the final runners to be coming in around 1pm+ so plan accordingly, and arrive early to find your team. This may be the first time meeting your teammates.
Registration will be as an individual. We just need your info, including best estimated 5k road pace. We will assign all runners to evenly matched teams of 3 through a live draft held at The Waxhaw Taphouse on Wednesday 4/28 at 7pm. Runner presence for the draft is suggested, but not necessary. Every registered runner will get an email with updated Team information.
Cut-off time for registration will be 12 noon on Wednesday 4/28. We will need to assign teams that evening, and want to have everything in order. However, if you are still interested and it is passed the cutoff, please contact one of us. Will are still holding places for race-day alternates.
In the village we will provide music, hydration, a BBQ grill setup with a selection of food. Please bring your own chairs and a team canopy if desired. Any team snacks or preferred drinks are up to each team.
We are working on sponsors to help cover some of our overall costs. At this point we are taking a $10 registration fee to go toward trail and village setup, food, hydration ect. Any extra money will be added to the F3 Waxhaw fund.
Please send money to YHC via Venmo or Paypal to: @TonyAmore
Unfortunately the deadline to preorder t-shirts has passed. Those that ordered, the shirts should be available at the draft, otherwise they will be given out on race day. If you missed the deadline and are still interested, we have ordered a handful of extras that will be available on race day.
UPDATED INFO:
Click here for course preview!
Kid Rock
In trying to continue the high standards of creative fun we’ve been having in these 2.0 friendly evening workouts, I knew I had to bring my ball-crazy Pomeranian to a workout eventually. We have a tennis ball launcher which is perfect for the kids to have some fun (no you can’t shoot at the adults) and at least that part went according to plan. The rest, well….
DISCC
Mosey around parking lot to the back where we circled up. I heard we had some FNGs so made sure to explain what I was talking about and not rush. IC SSH x15, IW x15, LSS x15, Merkin x20, hold plank then stretch with can opener left/right, then up into some cossack squat to sun worshiper 4-5 times each side.
Knowing we might have cars starting to pull in but not wanting to forsake any use of the rocks I instructed the dads to go to the rock pile and grab a rock then meet the kids and I at the basketball court. The kids (great listeners that they are) half of them followed the dads, but they were quickly corralled and followed YHC to the basketball court.
Everyone grabs a piece of cement or nearby sandy grass patch.
Listening to Linkin Park’s Bleed it Out (a fine motivational tune), hold plank, do 1 merkin for every “bleed it out” or “throw it away” you hear (the song ends with a flurry of those, surprise). We had a number of FNGs and 2.0s, so I encouraged resting on your knees a couple of times.
45’s: That’s 45 seconds of an exercise while we listen to music (more 2.0 friendly music than my typical angry metal). We did two rounds of 6 exercise: superman, hollow body, crab cake, squat, side plank left, then right (with all that mutinous mumblechatter I cheated planking to 30 seconds each side).
Dads and kids get into groups of 3 for partner rotations.
Round One
Dads: P1 mosey track, P2 plank, P3 thuster with rock
Kids: with their trio, rotate between: swings, slide/monkey bars, Dog Racing
What is “Dog Racing”? Using a tennis ball launcher, each kid has a turn to shoot the ball into the field while the other partner(s) run to a cone and return before Chloe gets the ball and returns. That shooter wasn’t going far enough, or the cone was too far, or that dog is just too fast. I don’t think the kids won once, but they all had fun trying.
Round Two
Dads: P1 carioca track, P2 LBCs, P3 hernia (V-Up with rock, thank you Twinkletoes)
Kids: same as round one
Wrapping up, dads take your rocks to the rock pile and kids follow me. Some how half the kids ran ahead to the rock pile, fortunately traffic was light. I redirected them to COT and lead the kids in SSH while we waited for the dads to catch up. Having some fun, we started the cadence at 80 and got up over a hundred before all the dads straggled in.
With a workout this complex, groups rotating various activities, I’m lucky it wasn’t more chaotic. I focused on keeping the kids occupied, and the dads were OYO. Looking at some of their faces I saw they got their work in and the kids definitely had fun blowing off a lot of energy. So it wasn’t pretty, but mission accomplished.
Big lesson I need to remember is to give the PAX a written reminder of what they’re doing. With a piece of paper listing the exercises at each round and it will be so much smoother.
Also, at my next adult Q, I’ll recycle Bleed it Out, but with Mike Tyson’s at each “throw it away” & and no breaks. I’m looking forward to the mumblechatter of discontent.
Good to see Pennywise back out again and all the Appetizer regulars (you know who you are). Magi also isn’t shying away (Clyent Dinner again too?) and his former FNG Overdraft as well (actually you guys are regulars too). Also some new faces Nails, Raven, and Schedule-C who brought in FNG Open House, welcome!. Honeycomb didn’t make it tonight, but he still got two FNGs to show up, welcome John Deere and his 2.0 Wipeout. Also, welcome, welcome! And pseudo-FNG, came back for a name adjustment, the formerly Fatso is now Redacted.
Other than Redacted the other 3 FNG names were already in the PAX listing. So TBD if those are active, and in which region, ugh. Note to F3Nation, please make an app that’ll retrieve PAX names, per region, with last time posting, and maybe some alternative name suggestions, TYIA.
Also thank you to my enthusiastic co-Q High Hat (if you build it they will come, indeed) and my animal trainer assistant Johnny5.
Nails made a strong pitch for Christ’s Closet and the impact it has to families in need in our community. Come and help out & donate. Contact Nails (aka Jim Hendrix) on GroupMe or slack for details on how and where you can help
Rooster On Saturday, or convergence at Stonehenge with Dark Helmet on Q
Some idiot (YHC) had the idea to converge at Cuthbertson campus to do a pre-Rooster warm-up just to see where they were at for times on the mile runs. 4 poor souls came out to join me and this is what went down…
Warmed up with a short mosey around the stadium parking lot and did stretching OYO for a few minutes as we strategized how we would simulate the runs since we all had places to be and couldn’t do the full run a mile, wait for 4 others to run their mile in sequence and then run a mile together so we decided to run each mile “together” and then rest a few minutes and run the next and then the next. We chose the Ignition Mile so Chastain could get his coveted “local legend” in Strava. Three of us ended with 3 miles and two of us ended after 4. You’ll need to check Strava to find out who is who but we all pushed it to the limits and got in some good cardio.
Mumble Chatter:
Brutus and Chastain have a really close relationship that makes some of us uncomfortable. But that’s ok and to each their own…
Moleskin:
Go out and have that uncomfortable conversation with whomever it is you need to have that conversation. Get that monkey off your back and don’t let it fester inside.
Bottle Cap took us out
5 PAX converged at Walnut Creek to scope out the next path to stupidity for the Waxhaw and surrounding regions. Between now and May 1st you will see more on this subject but until then, you’ll just have to hang on.
Kid Rock, Glidah, Wolverine, Dasher and YHC ran from the tennis courts at Walnut Creek via the Carolina Thread Trail at a scary-fast pace (for me at least) and turned around at the Suspension Bridge on the SC/NC border to return to Walnut Creek. All were present and accounted for at the end. I feel obligated to point out that most of us completed the entire route while one of us took a short cut (you know who you are…)
Pre-Blast for the event will be coming soon and you will feel both excitement and dread (not necessarily in that order or in equal amounts) when you see what we have planned.