5mi, some stretch

5mi, some stretch

Date: 2023-09-25 AO: blakovery Q: bratwurst PAX: frasier, hairball, gumbo, bunker FNGs: None COUNT: 6 5mi on the Landen Meadows to Ardrey route. Hairball joined for the first part before heading off on a workout, but then he was there again after a wrong turn, then headed off again, then he was there again after a wrong turn, then he was off finally into the darkness.
Still cooler, but not entirely cool yet today.
Bratwurst and Gumbo for some post-run stretching.

it’s almost impossible to break your nose

Date: 2023-09-25 AO: firestarter Q: Odd Job PAX: Franky, Watergate, Point Break, SweetWater, Rudy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: SSH, IW, arm circles, merkins, down dog, Carolina DD
THE THANG: The jump rope was handed to Sweetwater to start. We stopped about 10 times during the workout for a round of a) 100 rope jumps for whoever had the rope, and b) an exercise called by whoever had the rope last. Some of the called exercises were squats, curb jumps, wall step ups, v-ups, heels to heaven, LBC.
Stopped at the playground for a round of explosive merkins. We did clap merkins, shoulder tap merkins, and hip tap merkins. No one fell on their nose.
Stopped by target to get the cinder blocks and did about 20 man makers / blockies.
Did other stops for archer merkins and a few more rounds of explosive merkins.
MARY: in the mix.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the Homecoming ultra 5K is fast approaching. Sign up and donate today, it’s a great cause as Midriff’s family is growing with the addition of their new son. It’s going to be an awesome day with your friends. Live music and college ball on the screen. You can do as little as one 5k loop to the full 50k, whatever works for you.
COT: Thanks for the take out Rudy.

Still Chubby Hubby

Date: 2023-09-25 AO: chubby-hubby Q: baracus PAX: baracus, Broken Arrow, Full House, hopper, hoover, Spammer FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Six men arrived on this cool, crisp Monday morning to get their day off to a good start. Apparently their should have been at least seven. Hoover arrived with 75 pounds of who knows what in a backpack with grand plans to ruck the hills of Horsey; however, his ruck-mate Horsehead was nowhere to be found. I think the Chester nightmares got the better of him. So we all set off for the greenway to get our miles. Five runners all went for 5+ and Hoover rucked his 75 lb sack for about 2.5. Good company and conversation as usual. We’ll done this morning men!
COT: Pray for Hoover’s family and safe travels to Long Island as his wife’s family grieves and handles arrangements after the loss of her uncle

D Generation X!

Date: 2023-09-23 AO: olympus Q: mighty_mite PAX: Pelosi, The Worm, voodoo, Mountain Momma, MARTA, Emoji, Krzyzewski FNGs: None COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Windmill, prying squat THE THANG: 50 min emom of 10 swings each minute
min 1-10, just swings min 11-20, add in 8 merkins every minute min 21-30, 6 presses per min min 31-40, 5 rdls pee min min 41-50, 3 snatches per min
back stretch and mary for remaining 5 or so min
Pax enjoyed a selection of late 90s/early 2000s wrestling entrance songs while swing 500 times
MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive Midriff 50k COT:

It Takes Two Baby!

Date: 2023-09-23 AO: davinci Q: Eleanor PAX: Palmolive FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: >>10 SSH >>10 Imperial Walker >>10 Windmill >> 10 Frankensteins
THE THANG: >>25 Merkins – 25 Squats – 25 Bench Dips – 5 to 10 Pullups (2 rounds) >>20 Merkins – 20 Squats – 20 Bench Dips – 5 to 10 Pullups (2 rounds) >>15 Merkins – 15 Squats – 15 Bench Dips – 5 to 10 Pullups (2 rounds) >>10 Merkins – 10 Squats – 10 Bench Dips – 5 to 10 Band Pull Aparts (2 rounds) >>5 Merkins – 5 Squats – 5 Bench Dips – 5 to 10 Band Pull Aparts (2 rounds)
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ultra 5K
COT: Amen

Ophelia

Date: 2023-09-23 AO: _area-51 Q: Alf PAX: rachel, geraldo, Alf, Orange Whip, beaver, O Tannenbaum, Floor Slapper, Big League Chew, poptart FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: ✅ Run to Davey. Do some 4 corners on the field. Run back.
A little dreary from Ophelia but we got work done anyway. Most made it for ☕️ where @floorslapper told us the medical boards are open book test and most of the time google knows the answer, so who needs a physician?
Site Q Hoover was not present today.

🌅 Good morning Stonehenge Warriors! 🌅

Date: 2023-09-23 AO: stonehenge Q: tagalong PAX: wildturkey, lex_luthor, ToeJam, Rehab, One Niner, wingman FNGs: None COUNT: 7 🌅 Good morning Stonehenge Warriors! 🌅
What a blast we had this morning at the AO Stonehenge! 🚀 6 PAX + the Q brought their A-game for 60 minutes of HIIT fun! 💪
1️⃣ @wildturkey 🦃 – The musical maestro went head to head with @toejam in the name that song competition! 🎶 Your enthusiasm was contagious, and your tunes kept the energy high! 🎵
2️⃣ @lex_luthor 💨 – Kudos for embracing those mouth breathing exercises! 👄 We could almost hear you harnessing your inner super-villain strength with each breath! 💪
3️⃣ @toejam 🎸 – Jamming out and nailing those song titles while crushing those supersets! 🤘Your rhythm and strength were on point today! 🌟
4️⃣ @rehab 💥 – STRONG is an understatement! 💪 Crushing every set and every rep, you set the bar high for the rest of us! 🏋️
5️⃣ @one_niner 1️⃣9️⃣ – Overachiever alert! Doing 50 reps instead of the called 15 a few times! 🤩 Your dedication to pushing the limits is inspiring! 💯
6️⃣ @wingman 🚔 – Our form police, writing several citations and ensuring we all maintain perfect form! 📝 Your vigilance keeps us all in check and injury-free! 👍
The energy and commitment from each one of you were off the charts! 🚀 Each set, each jog, each laugh made this morning’s workout one for the books! 📚
Keep up the hard work, keep pushing each other, and let’s continue to get stronger together! 💪🏼🔥
Remember, it’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than you were yesterday! 💯 Keep grinding, keep smiling, and see you all at the next workout! 💪😁
Stonehenge Warriors, signing off! 🌅💪🌟

Adventure Race

Date: 2023-09-22 AO: centurion Q: lex_luthor PAX: lorax, Hawkeye, snowflake, Preschool, Emoji, Point Break, Icarus FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: quick disclaimer and then the warmup with side straddle hops, merkins, mtn climbers and squats THE THANG: the theme of the day was “adventure race”. Divided up into two teams of 4. Each team was assigned a bike and had to run/bike together to four different locations: 7-11, McMullen Creek Greenway, corner of Johnston and Carmel and the hill on Carmel Commons Blvd. The total distance was somewhere around 3.4 mi for both teams. Team “Honey Badger” took the win this morning over team “Breaking Away”. A rematch can’t be far behind MARY: 30 seconds of Bicycle ANNOUNCEMENTS: Midriff’s 10x 5k on 10/14 COT:

Old and Cold

Date: 2023-09-22 AO: _sob Q: Olaf PAX: Franky, Odd Job, picasso, fire_hazard, Saigon Sam, Space Force FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Mosey over to parking ramp across the street for some SSH, windmills, LSS, LS sumo squats, merkins, mountain climbers, and a quick stretch.
THE THANG: Going down Community House, at every drive or intersection, do 5 top 1/2 of a burpee and on the last one 5 merkins. Might be called a kirby???
Enter parking deck by Hampton. At every turn, do 10 squats. At the top of the deck, 25 LBC in cadence. On way down, single leg lunge at each turn, 5 each leg. At bottom, 25 LBC in cadence. Continue down Community house to Johnston. 25 flutter in cadence. On return, Q choice, continue same at every intersection or exercise of choice but double reps.
Back to Hampton deck, run to top, backwards on the inclines. 15 Superman then 10 freddie mercury in cadence 2x.
Back to launch about 1 minute late.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saigon shared a “connection with faith” moment that he had on the way to workout. Lift up other PAX, dig deeper than just the surface. Prayers for healing.
COT: YHC was honored to lead this morning and took us out in prayer.

Parking Lot 5K

Date: 2023-09-22 AO: mountain-goat Q: Spammer PAX: Sherpa, fleetwood, gullah, kilowatt, retread, sledge, slim_fast, Spammer, jello, Benny, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 11 WARMUP: ran to Arboretum ABC for some dynamic stretching as we waited on the six.
THE THANG: Run the parking lot lanes, change your speed at each turn. Cover as much territory as possible before it’s time to head back.
COT: @Fleetwood