Swift Route Anarchy

Swift Route Anarchy

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: swift Q: citgo PAX: purell, bratwurst, soft_pretzel, goonie, Gump, fleetwood FNGs: None COUNT: 7 7 pax toed the line for laps around Brixham Green’s 800meter track – pushing through heat, humidity, sprinklers and wet tarmac to record some fast laps. YHC figured out how to slow purell down by having him lead the route without knowing where to go, while bratwurst played chicken and reversed course the last set. Thankfully all walked away unscathed and stronger after 24 minutes on the Brixham oval

This and that

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: the-rock Q: snowflake PAX: Horsehead, Cheese Curd, Snuka, Abba, geraldo, Tuna, Alf, Stalker, mall cop, Esquire FNGs: 1 Esquire COUNT: 11 Few guys for the prerun WARMUP: run around THE THANG: lots of back and fourth MARY: yep ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: welcome new guy. More effort was put into the workout vs this SB

catching up

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: 3rdf-timekeeper Q: bratwurst PAX: soft_pretzel, Gump FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Catching everyone up to get to Chapter 5 – Obsess over Quality – on Tuesday, 7/23.
Volunteers for Q?

Teddy’s Sleep Cycle

Date: 2024-07-13 AO: davinci Q: soft_pretzel PAX: Odd Job, soft_pretzel, teddyf3 FNGs: None COUNT: 3
WARMUP: jogging, few exercises in the AT&T parking lot THE THANG: run to rock pile behind all those beauty shops. 3x shoulders/abs/run cycle. Run back and stop for planks. Then go to Yoga studio for 3x up the stairs/merkins/down the stairs/dips cycle. 3 sets of supine pull ups and Mary combos. Mosey to the Target/Marshalls strip and run the length stopping at every doorway for 5 diamonds and 5 wide arms. Mosey back stopping for Peoples Chair and step ups at the fountains. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Date Night July 27 at OMB in Ballantine. COT: enjoyed CF after where Frazier and C-3PO joined us and we discussed sleep cycles and college for our kids.

Southern Raintree

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: fast-twitch Q: wildturkey PAX: Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), Orange Whip, Benny FNGs: None COUNT: 4
WARMUP: 2 miles of hills THE THANG: Run up and down hill to S. Raintree fitness park for pullups, burpees at bottom Run back to AO MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Astro is hosting some upcoming mental fitness zoom classes COT: 🙌🤩🔥🥳

Find the breeze

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: bagpipe Q: kirby PAX: Abba, Hawkeye, Eleanor FNGs: None COUNT: 4 We went in search of a breeze on this muggy morning. Thinking of cool mountain breeze YHC took us up hill the long way to the top of the parking deck. Evidently there was none up that high😪. So we kept moving and only found sweet breeze at the launch. WARMUP: 10 merkins 10 squats 10 mountain climbers THE THANG: Mosey to basement. 10 merkins hand release then run 1 floor and 10 jump squats. After watching Abba crush it up thr ramps I asked if there were only hills in Thailand. Evidently its flat and he is just a beast. Hawkeye stayed with him and crushed the climb. Eleanor coming back from hip injury still made it look easy. After some reflection and called Mary on the 3 floor we made it back the bottom and did knees over toes on the curb. On wobbly legs we moseyed back to launch with a minute to spare for 20 squats. MARY: Pretzel crunch big boys and v ups ANNOUNCEMENTS: kid rock race, brolympics on July 27 and same day Date night at OMB. COT: Abba took us out in Thai. That was awesome!

Dropkick Skunkworks

Date: 2024-07-16 AO: skunk-works Q: MARTA PAX: Header, lois, Mountain Momma FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Mumblechatter: First Q at Skunkworks as I don’t like to travel. The Q also didn’t realize that music is encouraged. An audible was called to Spotify’ Celtic Punk playlist. Needless to say it was well recieved. No complaints were had for burpees. Must be the Q.
WARMUP: 2 laps 15 SSH 15 swings 15 IW Prying squats 15 squats Around the world x8 es
THE THANG:
Emom 10 min: 1st minute: 3x to 5 x snatches ES + 5 jump squats 2nd minute: 1 lap
SQUAT Complex: 7 kb squats Waiter carry/rack/suitcase 7 kb squats Return X3
50 lbcs 5 burpees
10 count rest
20 heavy swings 5 rdls es 30 sec rest X3
50 lbcs 5 burpees
10 snatches Mary
Announcements: None
COT: Header takes us out

Stretch but Don’t Twist

Date: 2024-07-15 AO: firestarter Q: war_eagle PAX: Rudy, kirby, das_boot, Kelly, wildturkey FNGs: None COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Warmup by Target. It was here during runner’s stretch that it was decided by the group that the intention is to stretch and not twist specific areas. THE THANG: Paula Abdul with cinder blocks behind Target. Rifle carry block to first street light for 20 curls/10 right hand on block merkins/10 left hand on block merkins.
Put block down and run to next street light for 10 v-ups. Run back and rifle carry block to next street light. We made it through about 8-10 lights with 3-4 left when YHC called it.
Carry the blocks back to the double secret hiding place then mosey to the yoga stairwell. Partner up with partners going to opposite ends of stairs. 10 supine pull ups/up the stairs/meet partner in the middle for 10 hand slap merkins/back down other stair for 10 jump squats. We got 3 rounds in and time to return to launch.
We got in darn close to 200 merkins. MARY: The v-ups. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brolympics morning of 7/27 and then date night at OMB that evening. COT: YHC with the takeout.

An awesomeful workout

Date: 2024-07-15 AO: swole Q: voodoo PAX: Emoji, flipper, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Three pax posted for my third KB Q in a week. The temps weren’t terrible but the humidity more than made up for it.
WARMUP: – SSH x 20 IC – 1-handed swing x 5 e/s – IW x 15 IC – High pull x 5 e/s – Prying squat x 2 – Cleans x 5 e/s – Arm circles, flapping and trunk twisting
THE THANG: Workout 1 of week 7 of the KBOMG3 program
16:00 EMOM: minute A was 5 double swings and 5 double cleans, minute B was 14 alternating presses (7 e/s)
3 sets of 25 2-handed swings
4 sets of 5 merkins with side plank e/s
1 set of 6 single arm row/snatch e/s
Carries: double waiter, double rack, farmer (Emoji requested these)
MARY: ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: I took us out.

Morning Slog

Date: 2024-07-15 AO: blakovery Q: Polly , bunker PAX: bunker FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: Instant THE THANG: We ran through the streets of Providence Country Club ANNOUNCEMENTS: None