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WAMRAP

DATE: 2023-02-15 AO: Wamrap Q: poptart PAX: Orange Whip, rachel, Alf, Horsehead FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: Round 1 THE THANG: The Hog Jog

Feeling young again

DATE: 2023-02-14 AO: _Sob Q: Rousey PAX: Franky, Point Break, OMNICRON FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: The Basic Stuff, chu know . THE THANG: We ran like Savages to a Rock PILE . We lifted the Rocks like what a real Man lifts Rocks . Then we used the Jump ropes . We held hands afterward and prayed . I told everyone that I loved them . Amen . ANNOUNCEMENTS: There is some beer event coming soon . COT:

Slumdogs Kettlebell V Q

DATE: 2023-02-14 AO: Skunk-Works Q: Slumdog PAX: Mountain Momma (Lou Andre), smokey, funky_cold, Goat Bag FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH x25, Sharon Towers x 15 Low Slow Squat x 25, 2 mins of arm circles THE THANG: 20 merkins, 20 kettle curl squat presses, 20 squats. Run around parking lot 20 curls, 20 lawn mowers, 20 LBCs, run around parking lot 20 curls, 20 over presses, 20 Big Boy Sit Up Presses, run around parking lot Rinse and repeat above for 15 and 10 reps most to end of parking lot. squat shuffle 15 yards, 5 kettle bell swings, shuffle some more, 5 more swings, X2 Finish up with Flutters and burn out merkins
Thanks to Chicken Wing to EHing me into Q this morning. This was my first kettle bell workout in months and first ever Qing it. Thanks to Mountain Mama for reminding me that music was not required but highly encouraged. That lead to a conversation wondering what spotify considers classic rock may not be the same as I thought. Am I getting old? Is Rage Against the Machine Classic Rock? Thanks to Smokey for opening the door to bring up the glorious 63 – 38 demolishing of his beloved Volunteers by my beloved Gamecocks this past November. They were the first of two orange teams we kept out of the playoffs. Knee surgery has had me out for awhile so we needed to catch up on our trash talk #mynemisis. Overall a solid cool morning. Felt great to get back out there with all! ANNOUNCEMENTS: Congrats to Goat Bag on his new son #newdad. COT: BOM led by Smokey. Prayers to new born lives, speedy recoveries, and safe births next week (my third coming soon…)

Picasso is Pissed about his PP

DATE: 2023-02-14 AO: Bagpipe Q: picasso PAX: patent_pending, teddyf3, Pilgrim, tagalong, Hippie, wildturkey, Carny, Blackbeard, Olaf, Loogie FNGs: None COUNT: 11 Mosey to Rushmore for a warmup.
Circuit work: Indian Run down to other end of Rushmore with burpees. Alternative between jogs, high knees, butt kickers, shuffles.
Set of Diamond Merkins, Widearm Merkins, Regular Merkins. Set of PAX-led Mary.
Repeat whole thing 3x.
Mosey back to launch with some Jack Web on the way. More Mary, 5-mins of stretching to close (gasp!)
Announcements: Beer Run on 3/4

The Maths

DATE: 2023-02-14 AO: Swift Q: bratwurst PAX: bratwurst, kirby, Rousey, Right Turn, retread, soft_pretzel, Wolverine, midriff, goonie FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Welcome to “site” / “Swift” FNG Rousey who is taking on the Half Marathon in Asheville on March 18th – everyone gave him all of their running advice all at once…he’s ready!
WARMUP: 10min mosey to the Bull Ring where we did usual dynamic exercises, some form drills (teach your brain Goonie), and accelerations.
THE THANG that most everyone else did (but YHC):
4 to 6 “Yasso” 800m intervals on the Bull Ring.
Yasso 800m workout: Step 1: To prep for the Yasso, you will need a Full-marathon goal time (3:00 hr:min, 3:30, 4:00, 5:00). If you only have a Half Marathon goal, multiply it by 2.2 to get the Full Marathon equivalent. Examples: 1:30 hr:min Half Marathon goal x 2.2 = 3:18 Full Marathon equivalent 1:45 hr:min Half Marathon goal x 2.2 = 3:51 2:00 hr:min Half Marathon goal x 2.2 = 4:24
Step 2: If your Marathon goal is 3:18, run a 800m in 3minutes 18seconds. Recovery jog for 3min 18sec. Repeat for 4-6 rounds (guidance based on tapering or doing this for the first time). other example, 3:51 = 3min 51sec 800m, recover for 3:51, repeat other example, 4:24 = 4min 24sec 800m, recover for 4:24, repeat If incorporating these into a Marathon training plan, you would add reps to the session until you are able to complete 10x800m at the goal marathon “pace”.
Pax were solid with this running both directions on the Bull Ring. If done properly (not too hard on the “working” part of the interval), the recovery should be continual and you shouldn’t need to walk.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: SOB Brewery run on March 4th – see War Eagle for deets!

Tabata Jump Roping Cardio Beatdown

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: Franky, Point Break, OMNICRON, Rousey FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Imperial walker, Side Straddle, Windmill , Plank Jacks, Mountain Climber, Toe Taps and Bycycle kicks . Attempted Star fish crunch but my stomach hurt too much so I called it off. THE THANG: Ran to the Rock pile.  50 each of Curls, Presses, Tricep Extensions with Rock. Squats with Rocks . Then Indian Run with Rock. Then used Tabata for Jump roping work out. One minute of sets of work out with 1 minute of jumping roping fun . Then ran like hell to the stopping sign. I looked confused cuz I lost my cheat sheet. So we mosey back to base . MARY: We talked about nothing really. I was focusing on my counting . ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Pre-Valentine’s beat-down!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Quick mousey to the 5/3 bank parking lot for some SSHs, imperial walkers, and some other stuff. Then mosey to the rocks behind the nail salon. An insane number of biceps, thrusts, and triceps exercises. Indian run with the rocks around the lot. Then mosey back to the fountain. THE THANG: Jumping ropes 1-minute, then running, then 1-minute exercise. several rounds of that. MARY: No time for that. Back to launch and made it back at 6:15. ANNOUNCEMENTS: None COT: Great reflection by Rousey!

Twisted love!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: 4 PAX showed up for Rousey’s twisted love pre-Valentine’s beat down. Quick mosey to the 5/3 bank for the warm up. Then mosey to the rocks by the nail salon. An insane number of biceps lifts, thrusts, and triceps extensions. Then Indian run with the rocks. Then mosey to the fountain to find jumping ropes. THE THANG: 1 minute rope jumping, then running, then some exercises for another minute. Then repeated it all a few times. MARY: no time for that. ANNOUNCEMENTS: none. COT: good reflection by Rousey.

Pre-valentine beat down!

DATE: 2023-02-13 AO: Firestarter Q: Rousey PAX: OMNICRON, Point Break, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: quick mosey to 5/3 bank parking lot. Some SSHs, imperial walkers, and some other mean stuff! Then mosey to the rocks behind the nail salon. An insane number of biceps, thrusts, and triceps lifting exercises. Insane. Then Indian run with the rocks around the parking lot. Mosey to the fountain. THE THANG: jumping ropes waiting for us. Several rounds of 1-minute rope jumping, running, and random exercises. MARY: no time for that. Back to launch at 6:15 exactly! ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: great reflection by Rousey.

Her Name is Mona Lisa

DATE: 2023-02-11 AO: Davinci Q: tuck PAX: Kaboom, Palmolive, das_boot, Luke Crabwalker, C3P0, OMNICRON, Curtsy FNGs: 1 Curtsy COUNT: 8 8 pax, including 1 FNG, met a dog and hung out underneath Tom Short Rd.
THE THANG: Mosey East on Ardrey Kell, through the Fountains shopping center, South on Tom Short Rd, ending at underpass under Tom Short near Longview country club. On the way, stop at 3 side streets on AK, at the Fountains, and at 3 side streets on Tom Short for exercises. At stop 1, YHC asked pax 1 to call an exercise. At stop 2, pax 2 called an exercise and then we also did pax 1’s exercise. At stop 3, pax 3 called an exercise, followed by pax 2’s exercise and then pax 1’s exercise. And so on, all the way to the 7th stop. After that we ran a short distance to our final destination which was the Tom Short underpass, where we did a curls, OHP and goblet squats with some lifting rocks. We then departed for home, stopping at the same 7 places and building a new exercise pyramid from scratch.
MOLESKINE – Chicken Run pulled a few da Vinci regulars since we are only 1 week out from a handful of the pax racing at Oak Island, but we still has a strong group of 8. – Midriff had invited an FNG to da Vinci whom he had never actually met in person. Little did Midriff know that when he arrived at 6AM for Chicken Run, the FNG was sitting in the parking lot already, having arrived more than 30 minutes early for da Vinci. Midriff noticed this unfamiliar chap waiting but didn’t say anything since he didn’t recognize him and wasn’t expecting his FNG to arrive so early. Classic case of pax invites FNG, FNG actually shows up, pax ignores FNG, pax goes to a completely different workout. Despite the rocky start, the FNG thrived and was very engaging. – You never know what to expect out there in the gloom. Case in point, we were on one of the side streets off of AK, performing an exercise on the ground, when a dog casually strolled into the middle of our circle to investigate. One can only assume she was intrigued by the strange noises, motions and smells. After a brief few moments of sniffing (by her) and panting (by us) we parted ways. Her name is Mona Lisa and she is a good girl. – The main goal of this Q was to get the pax into Longview country club, which the runners have done many times but not the bootcampers. Due to time constraints we only made it to the underpass underneath Tom Short. With fewer exercises getting deeper into Longview is definitely achievable. – Got ’em back 3 minutes late, which is unlike me but the OCD part of my brain kicked in and we needed to hit all the stops on the way back come hell or high water. – Midriff earned himself a new pair of da Vinci socks by brining an FNG, but gave them up to the FNG himself in an act of selflessness and hospitality. Or maybe it was because he was trying to make up for ghosting said FNG before the workout. – Welcome FNG Curtsy. He landed that name because the exercise he called when it was his turn was the curtsy lunge. Curtsy is a co-worker of Midriff’s and was in town for work and to investigate possibly relocating to Charlotte. We hope that he does! Curtsy seems like a #HIM with a bright future and would be a great addition to our ranks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Good luck to everyone running Oak Island this weekend! – SOB Beer Run: March 4 in South End. War Eagle on Q. – Waxhaw Trail Fest 3: May 6