Author Archive High Tide

Gristled Meat(heads)

15 pax saw the pre-tweet and posted for a strength-focused beatdown today at Meathead.  What, you say, aren’t all Meathead beatdowns strength-focused?  Well, yes.  And, so, if that’s the norm and this one is called out specifically as strength-focused, then you best gird-up your loins and prepare to grind.

Disclaimer

The Thang

  • Chose a bell one-two sizes (5-20 lbs) heavier than your “usual” KB.  (If you use your usual bell, today’s reps will be too low for you.)  For example, a 24kg/53lb is my “usual” KB, so YHC will use a 28kg/62lb today.
  • Modify as needed, know your physical limitations, etc, etc

COP (with more “P” than our typical warmup):

  • Racked Carry (clean the bell, fist under your chin, bell resting in the triangle of your forearm, bicep, and chest) – down to the last tree median, switch sides, and return
  • One-hand Swings – 10 Left, 10 Right
    • SSH – 20 IC
  • One-hand Swings – 10 Left, 10 Right
    • IW – 20 IC
  • One-hand Swings – 10 Left, 10 Right
    • Prying Squats – 3
  • One-hand Swings – 10 Left, 10 Right
    • Merkins – 10 IC
  • One-hand Swings – 10 Left, 10 Right

Mosey with your heavy bell to the playground

Turkish Getups (TGUs) – 3 per side

After the first 2, pretty much Voodoo and YHC were the only ones doing them (#SMH), so an audible was called to ditch them and replace them with another set of Ladder work.  (you can lead a horse to water…)(veggies are good for you, but kids still won’t eat them…)

Ladders Up

  • Left side:
    • 1 pullup
    • 1 clean
    • 1 press
    • 1 reverse lunge
    • Repeat on Right
  • Now, 2 of everything, first on the Left, then on the Right
  • Then, 3 of everything, first Left, then Right
  • Rest as needed*, and then Rinse & Repeato** starting again at 1
    • *note – if your bell size is too small and you don’t need a rest after the set of 3’s, then continue your ladder to 4 or 5 (or grab a larger bell)
    • **note – if you’re Bulldog or Fireman Ed, ladder up only once, then do your own thing as a partner audible.  #modifyasneeded?
  • Continue repeating the whole ladder 1-3, for time (4 trips up the ladder for YHC, 1 more than planned due to the TGU audible)

Mosey back to the parking lot and collapse on the ground

Meathead Mary – still with your heavy bell

  • Flutter Press – 15 IC
  • Pullovers with Press – 7 OYO
  • American Hammer – 10 IC

Done

COT

Announcements:

  1. Joe Davis Resolution Run – this Saturday
  2. RockZero convergence – this Saturday
  3. Gumby – broga, yoga-ish, deep stretching “workout” on Wednesdays.  (Yoga tights optional but shorts over them are not.)

Metal Moleskinne:

For our first Meathead of 2017, YHC wanted a focus on the basics and strength.  That means heavier than normal bells, lower than normal reps, and less exercise variety than usual.  Maybe it was too hard, maybe it was too boring, maybe it was the veteran crew.  Whatever the reason, there were more refuseniks today than YHC has seen in a while.  (Some refuseniks were, in fact, modifications due to physical needs, which is strongly encouraged.) Regardless, hopefully, you got what you were looking for.  If you followed today’s program with an appropriate bell size, you’ll be stronger for it, guaranteed.  If not, your results may vary.

YHC used to bring out TGUs pretty regularly but understood they were not well tolerated by some, so they had been largely eliminated at Meathead.  However, due to their relative acceptance at other sites, and Meathead’s respected KB status, a moderate dose of TGUs was expected to be accepted.  Well, “figured” wrong on that one.

Anyway, the method to today’s madness was, during COP to get us warmed up, limbered up, and get the heart/metabolic rate up. The heavy racked carry was an “easy” low-impact warm-up, followed by 100 one-hand swings to ramp up the heart rate and begin taxing the grip, interspersed with traditional warmups to continue the limbering up and to break the 100 swings into manageable chunks.

The TGUs are a great overall body grind, developing the shoulder girdle, proprioception, abdominal tension, and lunge strength.

The ladders were chosen to allow an appropriate level of volume for strength work while keeping the reps low enough to allow a higher weight to be utilized.  Pullups for the back & biceps; press for the triceps, shoulders, & chest; reverse lunges for the quads, glutes, & hammies; and the cleans for the biceps and overall posterior chain development.  (T-claps to Brown for slingin’ the 32kg/70lb on these!)

Ab work to balance out our back development.  (funny comment during Fireman Ed & Bulldog’s audible – FE told BD they needed to do some lower back work to balance out their ab work.  BD replied that he didn’t need any back work because he doesn’t work his abs, so they are balanced.)

Anyway, whether you followed today’s program as Rx’d or modified as needed, YHC wanted you to know why we were doing what we were doing today and hopes you got something out of it.  Like soreness tomorrow.  Ha!

Always an honor to lead.  Thanks, guys.

Aye.

Three Amigos

Whether it was the cold weather, the ominous pre-tweet, or just general holiday #fartsacking, the parking lot was empty except for 3 OG’s, ready to closeout 2016 with a #downPAINment on 2017.

The Thang

COP:

  • Low Slow Squat Jumps – rehearsing the power production needed for the swings to come
  • Hard-style Planks – straight line from ankles to shoulders, clenched glutes, flexed quads, tensed abs – imprinting the top position of the swings to come
  • Dead-stop Swings – practicing the strong hike to initiate the swings to come
  • One-handed Swings – 5 in cadence (IC) (10 total) using a medium weight bell
  • Side Straddle Hops (’cause it ain’t a F3 workout without ’em)
  • One-handed Swings – 5 IC
  • Arm Circles
  • One-handed Swings – 5 IC
  • Halos
  • One-handed Swings – 10 IC
  • Prying Squats
  • One-handed Swings – 10 IC
  • (something else here…)
  • One-handed Swings – 10 IC
  • (one more set of something?)
  • (one more set of One-handed Swings – 10 IC?)(I think so)
  • Turkish Getups – 2 unweighted+ 2 more weight-optional

Strength Circuit – declining ladder (5-4-3-3):

  • Pullups – on the playground
  • Cleans – on the field (using the medium bell from earlier)
  • Press – on the field
  • Reverse Lunge – on the field
  • Derkins (x2) – on the outfield fence

100 heavy Swings – mix of one & two-handed – use a bell 1-2 sizes heavier than earlier

Sprinting Mary:

  • Sprint across field (~40 yards?)
  • Flutter
  • Sprint
  • Old-school Situps
  • Sprint
  • American Hammer
  • Sprint
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Sprint

Done

COT

Announcements:

  1. Joe Davis Resolution Run – next Saturday

Finale 2016 Moleskine:

Pele and Mall Cop were sitting in their cars, wondering whether YHC would appear in time, but never fear.  YHC was behind the school stealthly dropping off a load of kettlebells for an unknown number of pax.  Despite the initial surprise of the low turnout, it was a great day of 2nd F (and some solid work) with Pele and Mall Cop.  We had so much fun chatting, we lost track of time later in the workout and had to put in 3-4 minutes of overtime to make up for it.

YHC wanted a mix of strength and cardio, and the #weinke delivered IMHO.  Swings always fit the bill to get the heart rate up, while developing the posterior chain.  Pullups, presses, and derkins work the upper body, and sprints round it out.  Simple but not easy (as long as you choose an appropriate bell size).

All in all, a great day and a great workout to close out 2016.  Here’s to a great, safe, & healthy 2017!!

Aye.

“Nah, he’s just yackin’ on a bone. [auwff] He got it up.”

While Swiss Miss is DR, yodeling and breathing in the crisp Alpine air, YHC’s got the keys to the Scout Hut (yes, it is heated on this 22° morning), so let’s see if we can’t get all limbered up with just 4 days ’til Christmas.  Speaking of days and Christmas, these 8 wily brogis didn’t need a full 12 Days of Christmas countdown, or anything gimmicky like that, to get their flexibility on (although a few of the Days’ “gifts” were sampled).

The Thang

Disclaimer

COP:

  • Corpse pose
    • Devotional – reading of Luke 2:1-20 HCSB
  • Ab warmup from YHC’s last visit to a professional yoga class
    • Bridge – standard
    • Bridge – alternating single legs
    • Plank – elbows
    • Plank – add alternating knee bends
    • Plank – add in some J Lo (Bulldog, after your unheeded requests at Skunkworks a few weeks ago, you should’a been here)
  • Cat & Cow cycles
  • Bird Dog – extend L arm and R leg
    • Bird Dog – move L arm 90° to body and R leg 90° to body
    • Bird Dog – flapjack arms and legs

Main Thang:

  • Half Salutes with Chair
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward salute
    • Salutation
      • Repeato
    • Salutation
    • Chair
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward salute
    • Salutation
      • Repeato
  • Sun Salutations with Lunges
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • R leg back to High Lunge
      • Arms to knee then overhead
      • Fold to ground
    • High Plank
      • 6 inches
    • Up Dog
    • Down Dog
    • R leg forward to High Lunge
      • Arms to knee then overhead
      • Fold to ground
    • Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward Salute
    • Salutation
    • Repeato with the L leg
    • Repeat all (R & L legs)
  • Standing Balance Flow – L side
    • Dancer
    • Eagle
    • Pyramid
    • Triangle
    • Repeato
  • Standing Balance Flow – R side
    • Repeato
  • Chair and Tree
    • Chair
    • Mountain
    • Tree – L leg bent
    • Chair
    • Twisting Chair to L
    • Tree – R leg bent
    • Chair
    • Twisting Chair to R
    • Mountain
    • Repeato? (YHC doesn’t recall whether we repeated or not)
  • Pigeon Series
    • Down Dog
    • Pigeon – L leg bent – forward fold
      • add back bend
      • optional – add R quad stretch
    • Head to knee (yeah, right)
    • Revolved Head to knee
    • Flapjack sides – R leg bent
  • Lunge Series
    • Low Lunge – R leg back
    • Balancing Low Lunge – hands on knee
    • Crescent Lunge
      • optional – add quad stretch
    • Prayer twist from Lunge
    • Groin stretch from Lunge
    • Runner’s Lunge
    • Flapjack – L leg back
    • Kneeling Toe (Plantar) Stretch
  • Figure 4 – R
  • Figure 4 – L

 

  • Corpse Pose
    • Devotional – What Christmas is About – by Greg Laurie

COT

Announcements:

  1. Gumby is CLOSED next week, Dec 28.
  2. Gumby kicks off the New Year on Jan 4 with Madison on Q.
  3. Joe Davis Run – Jan 7 – sign up.

Limber Moleskine:

Great to see everyone this morning, and it was nice to post indoors on this chilly mornin’.

YHC first thought of trying to come up with a 12 Days of Christmas theme, but it just seemed too contrived.  So, you got a dancer, a couple of birds, and a couple trees.  And a lot of stretching lunges.  YHC doesn’t know about you all, but those stretches were felt, in a good way, for several hours thereafter.  We didn’t burn a lot of calories, but it feels like we did something on this active recovery day.  And, recovery is the key – it’s way too easy to continue pushing hard every day until something breaks.  Let’s hope this helps prevent that.

Today’s playlist was by Trans-Siberian Orchestra.  Perhaps a little heavy/up-tempo for broga, but YHC was looking for some instrumental Christmas music and this fit the bill.

Sign up to Q.  Q’ing Gumby can be a bit intimidating, compared to a bootcamp, because most of us don’t have the flexibility we want nor do we feel that qualified, but it really isn’t that bad.  Swiss Miss and YHC each have a pretty good yoga book that we’re borrowing from heavily (90% of today’s #weinke was a combination of various series/flows from the book).  We’d be glad to loan you ours, and we’ve found a good online resource too (I know SM has used it already).  Or, you could follow one of our past weinkes.  A lot of options.  Basically, we’re all just following along the weinke and learning/practicing together.  And, you get to select the playlist!  Anywho, let us know if you have questions or need help.

If you’re traveling, be safe, and if you’re not traveling, be warm.  Either way, let’s keep our focus on the reason for this wonderful holiday season with family and friends – the birth of our Messiah!

Merry Christmas!

High Tide

 

Leisurely stroll or a kick in the teeth? You decide.

6 gathered (including 1 FNG) on grounds of Olde Providence Elementary School for a customizable KB beatdown.  Wanna start off your weekend easy?  Sure thing.  Wanna swift kick to family jewels?  No problem!  The choice was theirs to make.

The Thang

COP:

    • Suitcase (or farmer, racked, or waiter) carry your bell(s) to the far basketball court, with demos from Sony along the way
      • Side Straddle Hop (SSH) – 15 in cadence (IC)
    • Alternating one hand swings – 5 IC  (modify with 2-hand swings)
      • Slow deadlifts – 10 on your own (OYO) – discussion of how this hip hinge is the same power source of the KB swing
    • Alternating one hand swings – 10 IC
      • Hard-style plank – discussion of how a vertical version of this plank is the top position of the KB swing
    • Alternating one hand swings – 15 IC
      • Dead-stop swings – 10 OYO – discussion of the importance of a strong hike to begin the KB swing and staying in balance throughout the swing
    • Alternating one hand swings – 10 IC
      • Prying squats – 3 variations
    • Alternating one hand swings – 10 IC  (to complete a cool 100 swings to warm up)

 

Mosey to the little field between the basketball court and the playground

  • Turkish Getups (TGUs) – 6 IC (3 each side), with or without bell

Now, we’re warm and limbered up!

 

Playground Ladder (1-2-3-4):

Modify the ladder as desired, going as low as 3 or as high as 5, depending on your KB weight and objectives.

  • Pullup
  • Clean (L & R)
  • Press (L & R)
  • Squat (L & R)
    • After completing the top rung of your ladder, take a lap around the school (1/4 mile).
  • Rinse & repeat 3x total (or was it 4x…?)

 

Mary

  • Flutter press – 10 IC
  • Pullovers with press – 7 OYO
  • Dolly press – 10 IC
  • Windshield wiper – 10 each direction OYO
  • Louganis – 7 OYO
  • American Hammer – 10 IC

Mosey back to the cars.

Done!

 

COT

 

Announcements:

  1. Christmas Party
  2. Joe Davis Run

 

Naked Moleskine:

YHC was in a giving mood today and decided to share his personal #weinke with the pax.  80% of what we did today was what YHC typically does in a #sadclown beatdown, with the other 20% being added for pax warmup or drills.  YHC had just done this on Thursday and was still feeling a little soreness and stiffness from it, so why wouldn’t we do it again?!

Also, this workout is very easy to scale up or down as desired/needed.  A lighter bell can be used for either an easier workout or one with more met-con focus by going higher up the ladder in reps.  A heavier bell can be used for greater strength and/or intensity focus.  Whatever you decide; it’s your workout – YHC is simply calling the plays and leaving the execution to you.

A big welcome to FNG Thatcher (Dan H), originally from Essex.  Thatcher was EH’ed by his father-in-law up in Davidson, so upon moving to S CLT, he looked us up on his own.  T-claps!  KBs can be a tough first workout, and he expects to be sore for a few days.  Seems to have a pretty good handle on the running component, so look for him at a bootcamp soon.

Drop Thrill was with us today, back in his old stompin’ grounds, blowing past YHC on his way in as YHC was pushing a pace too fast to be called MAF (#fail).  Smart modifications were made to protect his back.

FYI…yes, YHC’s #weinke is both written and laminated (with packing tape).  I figure, if you guys are gonna follow me around for an hour, the least I can do is thoughtfully plan the workout, not just make it up on the fly (which I’m sure I could do but intend not to do).  That way, I can consider the desired objectives and make sure I don’t overwork or underwork specific body parts (unless that’s the objective).  It’s laminated because the grass is wet and I sweat a lot – both of which make an unlaminated #weinke hard to read or fall apart.

Billboard continues to improve and shared his first post experience with Thatcher of “feeding the baby birds” some #merlot, after a Hoff-led gear workout at Ascent.  No birds were fed today, though!  We also learned from Billboard that Pong has been lost to the #fern with its later hours.  Here’s hoping he returns to the fold soon.

Fugitive put in solid work today, just quietly getting after it all morning.  #Respect earning respect!  Also, YHC discovered yet another reason to like this guy – his son is a sophomore at Alabama! #raisingthemright #RollTide

Sony chose the heavier route today, opting for the doubles option with a pair of 40’s (and we ain’t talking Schlitz Malt Liquor either).  Let’s say he’ll be better for it, if not a little sore the next day or so.  Well done!

Guys, it’s always an honor.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead today.  Aye!

HT

Orchestral fluidity

10 pax assembled for their weekly stretching of their stretchy/non-stretchy parts, in hopes of reversing a little of the knotting, tightening, and all-around jacking up that we do to ourselves at our other weekly workouts.  Speaking of, at least three of those among us got in a little pre-tightening in the form of a pre-run (1) or a pre-mumblechatter pre-KB (2).  Once our LIFO site FNG found us, indoors (Welcome!), we were ready to begin.

Disclaimer

The Thang

COP:

  • Corpse pose
    • Reading of devotional by Chris Roberts on Justice, Mercy, & Humility
  • Supine lateral stretch – each side
  • Knees-down reclining twist – each side
  • Knees to chest
  • Hug one knee – each side
  • Child’s pose
  • Down dog
  • Hop to top of mat and forward fold
  • 1/2 lift and forward fold
  • Rise up into mountain pose

Moon salutations

  • Wrist stretch
  • Upward salute
  • Standing side stretch left
  • Upward salute
  • Standing side stretch right
  • Upward salute
  • Goddess (herein after referred to as Atlas)
  • Star
  • Slide to triangle over left leg
  • Triangle
  • Pyramid, passive back
  • Pyramid, active back
  • Low lunge
  • Crescent lunge
  • Hands inside left foot
  • Side squat/stretch (similar to a Cossack squat)(#crowdpleaser)
  • Slide across to other side for flapjack of side squat
  • Hands inside right foot
  • Crescent lunge
  • Low lunge
  • Pyramid, active back
  • Pyramid, passive back
  • Triangle
  • Star
  • Atlas
  • Upward salute
  • Standing side stretch left
  • Upward salute
  • Standing side stretch right
  • Upward salute
  • Whew!  Now, rinse & repeat!

IT band focus

  • Cow-face fold, left leg on top
  • Half Lord of the Fishes
  • High lunge with groin stretch, left leg in front
  • Standing spread-legged forward fold
    • add a twist, left then right
  • High lunge with groin stretch, right leg in front
  • Cow-face fold, right leg on top
  • Half Lord of the Fishes

Gentle stretches

  • Push the wall
  • Clock-face stretches
    • 3 o’clock
    • 1 o’clock
    • 9 o’clock
    • 11 o’clock
  • Prying squat
  • Tight squat
  • Kneeling
  • Seated forward fold
  • Kneeling Achilles stretch, left then right
  • Toe & plantar stretch

Bonus work

  • Cat & cow
  • Down dog
  • Pigeon, right
    • Forward fold
    • Back bend – optional
    • Add quad stretch – really optional (#crowdpleaser)
  • Down dog
  • Pigeon, left
    • Forward fold
    • Back bend – still optional
    • Add quad stretch – still really optional (again #crowdpleaser)
  • Figure four, left then right
  • Happy baby

Corpse pose

Micah 6:8 – “He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the Lord require of you but to do justice, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?”

Done

COT

Announcements:

  1. Joe Davis – signup
  2. Christmas Party – signup by Friday!  (11/18)
  3. Gumby – signup to Q – see Swiss Miss or High Tide

Noodle-y Moleskine:

Giving Swiss Miss the day off, and the pax some variety, YHC Q’ed only his second time at Gumby.  There was a huge expectation to live up to, musically speaking, following last time’s movie themes, so YHC leaned upon a Slacker station seeded with Hans Zimmer.  With a little help from the skip controls on the watch, it provided satisfactory accompaniment, ending solidly with the Imperial March.

  • Selected tracks included:
    • Imagine the Fire – The Dark Knight – Hans Zimmer
    • The Moon and the Superhero – John Powell
    • The Prince of Persia – Harry Gregson-Williams
    • Hakuna Mata – Hans Zimmer  (#skipped)
    • Why so serious? – The Dark Knight – Hans Zimmer
    • Why do we fall? – The Dark Knight – Hans Zimmer
    • The Imperial March – The Empire Strikes Back – John Williams

YHC is much better at following than leading a broga workout, but it seemed most were resourceful enough to make out what we were trying to accomplish/stretch.  Or, they simply worked on their balance poses.  That works too.

As mentioned in COT, please reach out to Swiss Miss or YHC to Q one week.  We’ve found some online resources that may help, and we each have a book that you may borrow that is filled with sequences and targeted areas.  85% of today’s routine was crafted directly from that book, including the more complex Moon Salutations (#learnings).  As Q, you may also choose to add-in or focus more on balance or strength poses, whereas we’ve primarily focused on flexibility poses till now.  All will be beneficial.  Plus, you set the playlist (#Zamfir).

Whether running, stretching, or swinging KBs, it’s always an honor, guys.  Thanks for coming out today!

Aye.

Muscle failure (and a shower)

9 pax assembled for their weekly muscle-building beatdown, with some questions in mind:

  • Am I in the right place?
    • Yes, just back up, as the regulars will be coming in on two-wheels momentarily.
  • Why were you running?
    • I’m still asking myself the same question.
  • Why is there a sewer pipe here?
    • Good question.  Well, I was reading on the internet…

Enough with the Q&A, let’s get to it.

 

The Thang

COP

Brief warmup

  • SSH
  • IW
  • Prying squat

Swings & Short Walks:

  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 IC  (20 total)
  • Pax rotate walking to woods and back with slosh pipe (8′ long, 35 lbs)
  • Rinse & repeat 9 times – 8 per pax + their pipe walk
    • (that’s a lot of swings – disclaimer in full effect – #modifyasneeded)

Q attempts to stand pipe on its end, which falls over and cracks (#qualityworkmanship)

Presses (& Squats):

  • Clean, squat, + 5 presses (alternate sides each time)
  • Pax rotate doing zercher squats with slosh pipe, which is now leaking (#freeshowers)
  • Rinse & repeat 9 times – 8 per pax + their pipe squats

Drop the pipe, er, scratch that.  Stand the pipe, and let’s head to the playground for a “breather”.  #yeahright

Pullups and Merkins:

  • 5 pullups
  • 5 good form, full-depth merkins
  • Rinse & Repeat, not until muscle failure, but 10x OYO (which might be the same thing)

Back to the bells…

Squats (& Squats):

  • 7 goblet squats
  • Pax rotate doing zercher squats with showering pipe
  • Rinse & repeat 9 times – 8 per pax + their pipe squats

Grab Bag:

  • Farmer carry – grab two bells and walk to school sidewalk and back
  • Flutter presses – 10 IC
  • American hammer – 10 IC
  • Waiter carry – one bell overhead (optional – racked instead), walk to sidewalk and back
  • Windshield wipers with bell counterbalance – 10 each side
  • LBCs with bell – 15 IC

Done.  And, we’re outta time.

COT

Announcements:

  1. Healthy Man Revolution – Facebook group by Witch Doctor and other health professionals – information on many things for health but especially nutrition – let him know if you’re interested in joining
  2. High T – Saturday, 0700, Calvary Church near volleyball courts – bring gear, esp barbells, if you have it
  3. Christmas Party – 12/2 – signup
  4. Joe Davis Run – signup
  5. LIFO – Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl – 11/24, 0730-0930 – see Area 51 email (from Brown) for details

Wet Moleskine:

  • The slosh pipe is harder than its 35 lbs would suggest.  YHC found idea in a Dan John article where all things reside, the internet.  The pipe was cut down from the listed 9′ 4″ dimension to just 8′, so that (1) it was more reasonable in difficulty and (2) it would fit in YHC’s Jeep.  With today’s repairs, it may lose another 3-4″.  Perhaps the weight will be upped to compensate.  We’ll see.
  • Planning to rotate an unknown number of pax through a single implement while neither overtaxing the working pax nor omitting the implement-ed pax from a called exercise is harder than you’d think.  The weinke was kept simple for this purpose.
  • 80’s rock, without 80’s love ballads, is harder than Slacker (or Pandora/Spotify/etc) would make it seem.  The 80’s rock station kept serving up slow songs until YHC simply put on his AC/DC playlist.  No apologies for the lack of variety – it was AC/DC after all – but we’ll try again next time.
  • By the time of the Pullup/Merkin set, YHC must have been delirious.  With the rinse & repeat called, YHC thought he’d said to do 10 sets OYO.  Apparently not.  YHC was 9 sets in when Witch Doctor asked if we were “just going to failure”.  At that point, YHC replied that, “no, we were doing 10 sets OYO.  I’m on #9.  Where are y’all?”  As planned, all were on #9 also.  Perfect.
  • YHC felt smoked most of the morning.  Maybe it was the pre-run.  (bad idea anyway, but perhaps especially when Q’ing)  Maybe it was the high volume of swings to start off.  Maybe it was poor bell selection.  Maybe it is because it’s hard to sneak in a break when Q’ing.  Whatever it was, YHC was feeling it this morning.  Hope you all were/are as well.

Thanks for posting today, for playing along with the homemade pipe, and for allowing YHC to lead you through the gauntlet today.  It’s always an honor.

Aye.

The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

9 pax showed up in pursuit of greater flexibility and active recovery.  All left with a greater “appreciation” for movie soundtracks, in addition to a slight loosening of their sinews.

The Thang:

Disclaimer – no really, I’m not a professional.  Just watch this…

Centering – Corpse pose

Devotional – Jude 20-25

Warmup – sequence of:

  • cat & cow
  • child’s pose – regular, L side, R side
  • threading the needle twist – L, R

Standing series:

  • salutation, with prayer hands at heart center
  • upward salute
  • forward fold
  • halfway lift
  • forward fold
  • upward salute
  • salutation
  • rinse & repeat 3 times

Chair series:

  • salutation
  • chair
  • forward fold
  • halfway lift
  • forward fold
  • chair
  • salutation
  • rinse & repeat 3 times

Angle series:

  • triangle – L
  • side angle – L
  • warrior II – L
  • exalted warrior – L
  • rinse & repeat 3 times
  • flapjack on R

Shoulder circuit:

  • use strap/rope to stretch shoulders up, over, behind, around, etc

Low & runner’s lunges:

  • low lunge – L
  • balancing low lunge – L
  • crescent lunge – L
  • optional – quad stretch while in crescent
  • prayer twist from lunge – L
  • groin stretch from lunge – L
  • runner’s lunge – L

Reset with:

  • child’s pose
  • down dog
  • salutation
  • forward fold
  • halfway lift
  • forward fold

Flapjack lunge series on R

Foot series:

  • kneeling Achilles stretch – L
  • front ankle stretch – L
  • toe/plantar stretch – L
  • flapjack to R

Reclining twist series:

  • figure 4 – L
  • reclining Half Lord of the Fishes – L
  • cross-legged reclining twist – L, R
  • figure 4 – R
  • reclining Half Lord of the Fishes  – R

Corpse pose, while completing devotional

(music stops)

Fini.

COT

Announcements:

  1. Southern Discomfort – this Saturday.  Wrong group for it…  One HC, one VC.
  2. F3 Christmas Party – Dec 2.  Yes, it’s “around here”.  Signup today, as organizers need headcounts & payment early for deposits, etc.

 

Lululemon-skine:

Good, vocal group today for YHC’s first Q of a non-KB or bootcamp “workout”.  Plenty of mumblechatter subjects:  loud HVAC, excellent musical accompaniment, crackling joints, etc.  Good times.

Today’s musical selection was inspired by a fill-in yoga instructor YHC had several months ago.  The studio’s sound system really rocks, with some great bass, and so when the instructor loaded up an upbeat playlist, it really made for a fun session.  Among YHC’s challenges:  hand-held speaker with limited bass, limited instrumental or other moderate selections.  So, we went with mostly movie scores, with a few upbeat classical selections at the end.  For the curious, they were:

  • The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly – Theme  (YHC’s favorite western)
  • The Ecstasy of Gold – from The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
  • Gotham’s Reckoning – from The Dark Knight  (love Hans Zimmer)
  • The Name’s Bond, James Bond     (YHC’s favorite movie series)
  • From Russia with Love – theme
  • Skyfall – theme by Adele      (since it’s James Bond, YHC is absolved from owning something by Adele)
  • Live and Let Die – theme, Guns n’ Roses remake
  • The Imperial March – theme, The Empire Strikes Back
  • Spirit in the Sky – Norman Greenbaum, from Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Ride of the Valkyries
  • Dance of the Tumblers
  • March of the Toreadors

The devotional for Jude was paraphrased from http://devotions.homestead.com/Devotions-Jude-Contending-For-The-Faith.html. Sections 9-14.

Thanks, TR, for sharing an extra mat with Crayola.

T-claps, Booyah, for the pre-run.

Anything I missed when I couldn’t hear while the HVAC was on?

Thanks for the opportunity to lead today.  Let YHC or Swiss Miss know when you’re able to take the reigns.  We’re developing a few workouts you can just grab and lead from, or you’re welcome to develop your own (or use one from a book, as YHC did today).

Aye!

Wait! This isn’t Hydra!

No.  No, it isn’t.  Nothing disparaging to say about my formerly favorite Thursday workout, prior to Meathead that is, but this ain’t Hydra.  Our unplanned posting pax was joined by 13 planned pax plus a very late LIFO to make 15 who made the optimal choice this Thursday.  Let me tell you a little som’thin’ about what they did.

A Moleskinish Thang:

So, Tackling Dummy was posting to Hydra today.  Trouble is, he was riding with his neighbor, Sidecar, who was posting to Meathead.  No worries, brother.  Here are a couple KBs to keep you company.  Enjoy!

No newbies today, but a thorough disclaimer was provided anyway, plus something about modifying as needed, make it easier or harder as you deem fit, it’s your workout, blah-blah-blah.  Something like that; I wasn’t really listening.

COP:

  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 in cadence (IC) (20 swings total)
  • IW – 15 IC
  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 IC (20 more)
  • Prying squats – 3 had us sufficiently unencumbered
  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 IC (yep, 20 more)
  • SSH – 15 IC (it’s not really an F3 workout without ’em)
  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 IC (20 more – they are beginning to notice a pattern, this wily bunch)
  • Arm circles – 10 small fwd & backward, then 10 large fwd & bkwd
  • Alternating one-hand swings – 10 IC (20 more for a cool 100) #sweatbroken
  • Halos – 5 OYO each direction

With our warm-up complete, YHC audibled to flip the script (#weinke).  A preflight on Tuesday had convinced him that the grinding portion of today’s festivities should come before the met-con portion.  This was a smart move.  Another smart move was dropping a bell size due to the exhaustion & soreness from Tuesday.

So, partner up with like-sized bells for some doubles.  Presses are involved, so choose wisely.

Double Your Fun:

  • Partner 1:
    • Double press (or push-press) – 3-to-5 reps, depending on load
    • Double squat – again 3-to-5 reps, depending on load
  • Partner Two: rest (although Bulldog and Soul Glow (I think) did extra credit merkins)
  • Flapjack.
  • Rinse & repeat for 10 minutes.

Audible – after 7.5 minutes, everyone had completed 5 sets, so we moved on to other things.  And, by “moving on”, I mean we did long waiter carries (locked out overhead).  Simba asked whether this violated the #0.0 clause of the Meathead constitution.  I argued, no, because (1) we were walking, not running, despite my having called it a “mosey”, and (2) Brown wasn’t here to enforce #0.0.

So, a long waiter carry across the parking lot to the school, over to the track, and to the playground (about a 2.5 minute walk – yes, I timed it), switching sides halfway or as needed.

Playground set – 7’s:

  • Pullups – 7
  • Snatches – 14 (7 left, 7 right)
  • Merkins – 21  (right about now – funk show brother, check it out now – Bulldog remarks that his extra credit merkins may not have been such a good idea)
  • Rinse & repeat for 20 minutes

YHC offered his plan to do a set every 3 minutes (giving ~1:1 work:rest ratio), which would be 7 sets, totaling 49 pullups, 98 snatches, & 147 merkins.  Or, whatever suits you.

Shout out to Bulldog for…encouraging the pax with his call-outs of the remaining time, each met with groans from the pax.  After about midway through, we were all ready for the end.

Speaking of midway, somewhere along here was the sudden appearance of LIFO Hard Hat.  Welcome!  You’ve got some catching up to do.  (Thx, Witch Doctor, for first helping with snatch form and then recommending a modification to swings.)

Completely spent, YHC calls for racked carries (bell on your chest/arm, fist under your chin), back the way we came, around the track and across the parking lot, back to where this little party began.  It was remarked that, hey, it’s shorter to cut across here (about 2:00 shorter – yes, I timed it), to which I replied, sure, but if you go that way, we’ll have more stuff to do when we get there.  So, we each opted for the long way home.

We arrived Done.

COT

Announcements:

  1. KB Clinic – this Saturday, 10/8, 0700-0800, Calvary Church – whether you’re a KB newbie or not, come polish up your technique with instruction from Byron (yes, he is a professional)
  2. Southern Discomfort – 10/22

 

Thanks, Chin Music, for the take-out.

Pre-blast: I’m Gumby, @#$% it!

(For the pax under age 40, the title is a reference to Eddie Murphy’s Saturday Night Live portrayal of Gumby, that little green slab of clay, that is this workout’s namesake.)

Who:  F3 Gumby

What:  a active recovery, stretching and flexibility workout  (yeah, you need it) in a yoga-style format

Where:  Matthews United Methodist Church, Scout Hut  (near the traffic light at Fulwood)

When:  Wednesdays, 0530 – 0615

Gumby, not to be confused with Gummy, was, as stated above, made of clay and, therefore, inherently flexible.  (Come to think of it, Gummies are also flexible (and absorbent), but that’s another story.)

Our pax is predominately inflexible from week upon week of KB swinging, burpee’ing, and running.  The goal of this workout is to help us offset some of the pounding and tightening we inflct upon our bodies with some active recovery stretching and yoga-type movements to restore some of the flexibility we’ve lost (or, perhaps, never had).

A few notes:

  • Like all F3 workouts, Gumby will be peer-led.
    • Those with yoga or stretching experience are invited to Q – see Swiss Miss or High Tide.
  • Bring a yoga mat (or your M’s pink one) or a beach towel.
  • Wear your typical F3 gear – tshirt, shorts, compression shorts (please!).
    • Not recommended:  yoga pants or tights (see: Runstopper)
  • We have an indoor facility available, and based on the type of workout this is, we’ll likely use it most weeks.  Cold, excessive heat, rain, rough pavement, etc. are all detrimental to what we’re trying to achieve.  #relaxintothestretch  #TWSS

Aye.

Why, yes, I do have a #weinke

14 pax (including: a 2.0, a rucker, & a pre-runner) gathered for the weekly hybrid workout that is Ascent/Olympus.  On the #weinke this week, low rep KBs and a little playground time.

The Thang

COP:

  • 10 Alternating Swings (5 in cadence (IC))
    • Imperial Walker – 15 IC
  • 20 alternating swings (10 in cadence)
    • Prying Squats – 3 with holds at bottom
  • 30 alternating swings (15 in cadence)
    • Side Straddle Hop – 15 IC
  • 20 alternating swings (10 in cadence)
    • Halos – 4, each direction, OYO
  • 20 alternating swings (10 in cadence)
    • Hard-style Plank + 10 merkins OYO

Ladder Up (1 – 3 – 5):

  • Snatch – Left then Right
  • Clean & Press – L / R  (clean and press the KB with each rep)
  • Goblet Squat – 2x the reps, with full range of motion

Grab a heavier bell and mosey to the Playground

Playground set:

  • 5 pullups
  • 10 merkins
  • 15 teabag squats (deadlifts)
  • Rinse & repeat 3x
  • Two-handed swings while you wait

Grab your bell and mosey back to the parking lot

Ladder Down (5 – 3 – 1):

  • Snatch – L / Right
  • Clean & Press – L / R  (clean and press the KB with each rep)
  • Goblet Squat – 2x the reps, with full range of motion

Grab a heavier bell and mosey to the Playground

Playground set:

  • 5 pullups
  • 10 merkins
  • 15 teabag squats (deadlifts)
  • Rinse & repeat 3x
  • Two-handed swings while you wait

Grab your bell and mosey back to the parking lot

Metal Mary:

  • American Hammer – 10 IC
  • Pullovers – 7 OYO
  • Louganis – 7 OYO
  • Windshield Wiper – 7, each direction, OYO

Extra Credit

  • Waiter Carry, L, to wall
  • People’s Chair with KB in lap
  • Waiter Carry, R, back to parking lot
  • 20 Two-handed swings

 

Done

COT

Announcements:

  1. Gumby – flexibility “workout” – launches this Wednesday, 9/28, 0530-0615, Matthews United Methodist Church in the Scout Hut – bring a yoga mat or beach towel
  2. KB Clinic – 10/8, Calvary 0700 – a true professional, Byron, will provide instruction
  3. Southern Discomfort – 10/22, see pre-blast for signup – Ascent/Olympus will be closed that week
  4. 3rd F, Tuesday nights, every other Tuesday, beginning 10/4 (?)

Naked Moleskine:

Well, YHC (& 2.0, Low Tide) came in on two-wheels, due to YHC mistiming an unplanned pre-run, which itself was due to waking up too early and having nothing better to do (pre-KB was unadvisable).  A large assembling of pax and KB’s, which soon outnumbered the pax, provided a warm welcome, and the KB swinging began.

100 alternating, one-handed swings quickly warmed us up, interspersed with standard mobility fare, and we were good to go for the primary sets of KBs and playground work.  Low reps on the KB work allowed use of heavier bells, if desired, while the playground sets incorporated multiple rounds to build reasonable volumes.  Carrying bells between the two locations provided us with some loaded carry work, which is considered by some to be a game changer.

Yes, I do make a #weinke for every workout.  As Bugeater pointed out, I’ve Q’ed enough workouts that I could probably just wing it every time, but if you all are going to post and follow me around for an hour, the least I could do is put some thought into what we’re going to do.  So, each one is planned out, written down, and laminated on an index card, which I do reference throughout the workout to ensure I haven’t forgotten something.  The only issue is, everything looks easier when sitting at the kitchen table the night before…

Thanks for the opportunity to Q.  It’s always an honor.  (Speaking of, Pele is soliciting Qs for the next few months.  By signing up, you’ll benefit yourself and your fellow pax!  Tap Pele to sign up!)

Aye.