Cinder Blocks and Poop Cups

Date: 2023-11-15 AO: wamrap Q: Orange Whip PAX: double_e, Alf, poptart, O Tannenbaum, rachel, Orange Whip FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Within 18 hours of mentioning we wanted cinder blocks back at WAMRAP, Alf had his Range Rover (AKA beater truck) loaded with 10 pristine new coupons for us to take up to the deck (He gets them for $1.93 a piece, you civilians will pay $2.25).
After staring at them for 2 solid minutes, the 6 of us decided to pick them up and carry them to their final resting place, the top of the parking deck.
After a lot of heavy breathing, most of us carrying 2 blocks, we were greeted at the top of the deck by a clear Big Gulp QT cup filled with poop. Yes you’re reading this correctly. This was after OT was bragging about how they just cleaned the deck. A fresh turd in a cup sitting at the top.
This is the magic of WAMRAP. The juxtaposition of the clean new blocks and filthy cup of dook really set the stage for our workout.
Since I petitioned for the new blocks it seemed as though I had to take the lead.
2 towers 5 – man makers (each side) 5 – Sister MCs 5 – step ups 5 – squat wall sits ?? 5 – Mike Tyson’s 5 – thruster double shoulder press (with block) 5 – poop cup burpees (new exercise I made up, basically just a burpee next to a cup filled with poop)
Add 5 each time
Rachel was the most grossed out by the cup. OT was a little too comfortable with it and some of us had a feeling he might be the culprit. Considering he works over there and he mentioned yesterday that he was at WAMRAP last night?! Hmmmm….
Lots of chatter as usual today, Pop Tart leading the charge. Great to see Double E back out. He’ll be doing a Turkey pickin in Picken, SC or something like that.
Rachel suggested making WAMRAP 1 hour next week in honor of Thanksgiving. Could be interesting. Could be terrible.
T-Claps to Alf for providing the new gear and make sure to go follow The Stone Man on Instagram and also on OnlyFans (Pop Tarts fav).
Thanks to EE for the takeout.
See you next week.
Love, Whip