First time I posted or Q’ed at Skunk in a long time hence the runner arms I brought out this morning. It’s been so long I remember when Skunk used to park over at the school and not by the field. Man, how long has that been?
Anyhow, Horsehead asked if I would come out of Skunktirement and lead the PAX on a day he “Couldn’t make it”. So I did.
12 strong men showed up to heckle each other, gossip like school girls, and on occasion lift a bell. We also did some ’round the church runs (without the KB’s) just to keep it warm.
Exercises include snatch, swing, merkin, clean and press, good morning, RDL, thrusters, sumo-deadlift high pull, OH lat pulls and burpees. At least 14% of the group completed some of the burpees. Maybe.
Things I witnessed.
- I think the move over to the parking lot by the lacrosse field is just really a half step to full on transition to Ultimate on Tuesdays at the Skunk across field.
- Lois has an uncanny amount of Myrtle Beach related trivia. And not the kind of trivia you normally find on the tourist brochures.
- Cage might take more piss breaks than a dog on a street lined with fire hydrants
- Tebow, was concerned someone was stealing his #13 Short Bus. We also learned he likes to shop at Costco during senior citizen hour and he was asking Stone Cold for help moving a “package”
- I think it was Header that let out a “fart” early on. Who knows though. It sounded like a little squeaker like the car horn on a Ford Festiva. Funky Cold soon followed it with a full on F150 dually crew cab man fart, that might have left an oil slick. Stone Cold quickly social distanced.
- There was a lot of conversation about who’s college football team sucks the most. Heavy competition there.
Tebow delivered a strong takeout.
-Alf
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