Centurion – Chelms’ Revenge

  • When:2/17/2017
  • QIC: Swiper
  • The PAX: Van Pelt, Blackbeard, Adam Price (FNG - Shrinkwrap), Shoe, Tag Along, Bout Time, Run Stopper, Semi Gloss, Snowflake, Lorax, Abacus (BDay - Respect), Private Benjamin, Chelms, Scabby, Bus Boy, Snooka, Drago, Clubber, Mermaid, Cinnamon, Toolbag, Thunder Road, Hops, Swiper


Centurion – Chelms’ Revenge

24 showed up for another rendition of Centurion. Abacus turns 50 on Sunday so his brother repaid the favor with a paver, a bottle of booze and a creepy New Orleans Mardi Gras necklace. Chelms swore he had 50 more in his trunk if others wanted one. We didn’t.

Warm up:

SSH X 30, Merkin X 15, Parker Peter X 20

Mosey to deck:

Head up the stairs, 5 burpees, run across, 5 burpees, run down the stairs, 5 merkins, run back to start, 5 merkins. Repeat with 10, repeat with 15. This hurt.

Mosey to your local State Farm agent’s office on 51 for People’s Chair X 2 and then 3 man grinders in the State Farm lot. We did a lot of things there, many of which I can’t remember. Semi refused much of the exercises and claimed to see the big dipper 3 times while “resting.”

Mosey back to deck at Catholic. Run up the ramp with 7 diamond merkins at each u-turn. Head back to COT.

NM:

Abacus wore it well today. He ran over the beer his brother bought him while leaving and then proceeded to drink it, glass and all. Hope he’s ok.

Chelms and Mermaid were pushing me hard today. Thank you gents.

Semi posted this morning and others on a not-to-be-named text string did not. T-Claps Semi.

Hops has 36 bats, 16 packs of quickrete, two painters buckets, an assortment of flat head screwdrivers, and 168 pack of zip ties in his trunk. He says he collects “stuff.” I say he’s a wholesaler of construction equipment and baseball paraphernalia.

Van Pelt quickly de-robed this morning, dropping his High Point U. beanie and jacket. President Qubein cried a tear at the exact same moment.

T-Claps to Shrinkwrap for his first workout. Well done sir.

A lot of other things happened. They’ll be annotated accordingly.

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Chelms aka Tatertot
8 years ago

I thought Abacus would share the beer in COP – nope. Chepul’s carry their birthday pavers with pride. I offered to help and he said “no chance”

Sounds like Hops is in the mob / new job is a great cover

Hops
8 years ago

Van Pelt, who was LIFO, also was kind enough to leave his headlights on during the first 2 exercises in COP – thanks much. And the fastest cadence count of LBC’s in my 5+ years of F3 – thanks again

My slow motion burpees hurt today…slow motion prolongs the suck.

Also, for the pax that were creeped out early on when SG asked how my groin was doing….please see yesterday’s Hydra BB for context….please.

T-claps to FNG Shrinkwrap who was getting after it quite well.

Solid Q Swiper.

P.S. I’m having a trunk sale tomorrow. Check twitter for details.

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