Kevlar – Inauguration Day Preblast

Kevlar – Inauguration Day Preblast

Friday 1/20/17 marks a great milestone in American (and British) history as the Kevlar helm is taken by two new co-captains, ready to continue the magical journey that we embark on each Friday morning.   We hope that many of you will choose to attend this grand event, especially the long-timers who have helped to make this site what it is by standing around and not doing any of the exercises by giving it your all, rain or shine, each and every workout.  For those in protest #notmysiteQ, we hope you will reconsider and give these new guys a chance.   After all, it was but a short time ago when I took over the reigns from the apt and able Sussudio, who’s legendary backblasts and attention to detail captured the heart and spirit of this very thing we call Area51.

You may ask, who is leading this thing tomorrow?  Will the new mystery Site leaders be given the Q? Surely they are fit and ready for the challenge!  The pax has graciously reminded me that the last Bulldog Q lasted about 3 mins before he threw his back out doing side straddle hops (technically, he has led since then, but let’s not confuse this story with facts).  Adding to this, the last Horsehead Q was possibly the greatest disaster in all of F3 Q history as he tripped and broke his arm before the workout technically even started.  Surely those two idiots aren’t planning to soil this grand event by attempting to lead the workout instead of gracefully giving it to the new guys?   Really?

Hmmm . . .

Nah – I think Dawg and I will take it.  Pull up a chair boys, it’s gonna be good time.  Spackler is bringing a cooler full of #DEALWITHIT to hand out after the workout.

What about Joust, you say?  I usually post over there.  Freedom is holding a free Gaithers concert and Header’s beard is almost ready.  Also, I hear that Bush is leading a 10000000 merkin workout designed to dislocate your shoulders and your spirit.  All I can ask you to do is search within the deep recesses of your soul and make the right decision for you and your family.  Or, you can go to Joust and get covered in fertlilizer pellets.

Bulldog, I’m not sure if you are able to read these on your AOL web browser, but you better be there too.  Bring the George Foreman grill and we’ll fire up some Spotted D afterwards.

your pals,
Horsehead and Bulldog