11 men of the Southland gathered on a cool, August morning.
Warmup
Run to the field in front of the church
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Peter Parker x 15
Parker Peter x 15
Slow Squats x 15
The Thang
Mosey to the top of The North Face, partner up
Partner 1 runs up the driveway, left at the trees, left down the hill and up the North Face. Partner 2 does exercise. Flapjack. Repeat for 4 exercises:
Merkins, Squats, CDDs, Lunges
Mosey to the church. Grab some wall.
Alternating People’s Chair, BTW for a few minutes. Hey, I’ve never noticed those picnic tables before. 30 dips, 20 incline merkins, 10 derkins.
Mosey to the top of the hill at the back entrance.
Triple Nickels – 5 jump squats at the bottom of the hill, 5 merkins at the top, 5 times down and up the hill.
Mosey to the rock pile. Select a manly rock. Circle up for exercises. Rotate to the left after each one.
Curls, Tricep extensions, overhead press, squats, teabag, bench press, hold the rock out with straight arms in front of you.
Rejoin your partner, select the larger of your two rocks. Chasers around the church. Partner 1 grabs rock and takes off clockwise around the church. Partner 2 does 10 merkins and chases partner 1. When caught, partner 1 does 10 merkins and partner 2 takes off with the rock. Repeat until you get back to rock pile. Return rocks to their homes.
Circle up for a little Mary. Flutter, Dolly, LBCs.
Split into two groups and line up on the starting line. 3 sprints to the lightpost and back. Groups alternate for recovery between sprints. 2 sprints to the grassy median. 1 sprint to the really far away incomplete light post base.
Done
Moleskin
I love the Calvary AO. So many options to inflict pain. We stayed on one half of the campus today and never got bored. Great work by the PAX today. We covered 3 miles, all in sprint form, mostly on hills. No 10 counts – rest came in the People’s Chair or Mary. Chelms and Runstopper were getting after it on all the runs. Cadillac hit the turbo button on the sprints, but I’m not sure his shorts stayed clean. Not good. Happy Birthday (tomorrow) to Ninja Turtle (16). I worked out with him twice this week – the kid gets it done.
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