Receptionist: May I help you Dr…?
Fletch: Oh, it’s me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I’m just here to [run the Wiggler].
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I’m here to [run the Wiggler].
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It’s Dr. Rosen, I want to [run the Wiggler].
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where’s the [Wiggler]?
Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – that’s where. 5:30 am. Dr. Rosen pace…
** Irwin M. Fletcher, Fletch
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