“Let me tell you why I [run the Wiggler]” **

“Let me tell you why I [run the Wiggler]” **

Tommy: Hey, what’s your name?

Helen: Helen.

Tommy: That’s nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we’re both in [F3]. Let me tell you why I [run the Wiggler]. Let’s say I go into a guy’s office, let’s say he’s even remotely interested in [running the Wiggler]. Well then I get all excited. I’m like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet.

 Don’t be that guy. Come run the Wiggler – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood.  5:30 am. Idiot circus boy pace…

 ** Tommy Callahan Jr., Tommy Boy