It has been suggested mathematically that, because of the huge number of possibilities from shuffling a 52 card deck, it is probable that no two fair card shuffles have ever yielded exactly the same order of cards. YHC shuffled them 3 times. You just never know what hand you are gonna be dealt. I’d say the deal this morning was rather rough. And since I’m a gambling man, I would bet you $100 of Purple Haze’s $$ that the other 9 pax who joined YHC this morning would agree.
Mosey around the theatre with various exercises at random stops. Then we took it over to the hill where we would remain…..the whole time.
Death of Cards
YHC picks a card and pax perform a pre determined exercise following suit and number count on card.
Hearts – backwards run up hill
Diamonds – partner merkins
Spades – Burpees
Clubs – partner CDD’s
Joker – 50 LBC’s
If same suit drawn back to back, jog around Cinema and then complete the exercise. The hand dealt today was:
jog around Cinema
King Clubs – crowd pleaser
Queen Clubs – wtf – I got no shoulders left
Joker – Thank God
9 Hearts – wtf – audible to forward run up hill
jog around Cinema – wait, you really didn’t draw another heart right?
10 Hearts – wtf – Audible – split up run with partner – backwards – while partner 1 runs, partner 2 does Mary.
Circle up for Mary
Dolly x 40
Flutter x 20
Ye Ole Moleskin –
Pleasure leading such a fine group.
Death of Cards is hurtful – so very hurtful
You know it’s bad when you are hoping for the burpee card
Had another Club or Heart been drawn – YHC may have had to make a run for it
Strong effort by Purple Haze and Rolling Rock on the hill work. Haze must still be single. Rolling Rock – you are leading Rebel Yell soon.
T-claps to Rock Thrill for running in from Rock Hill
Loved the effort by Hacksaw. Dude never quits. And BTW, he asked for Murderhorn today. Almost called an audible.
Welcome FNG to the site, Backbrush. Good work out there man. Sorry that cards had to be your first taste of Rebel Yell. Lucky it wasn’t Murderhorn though.
Thank you to our bi weekly chaplain Purple Haze for the send off.
Chime in if you had anything else.
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