8 men gathered for an early morning beatown on the fields of Outland. With Hairband at the helm for the first half we were NOT disappointed.
6:15 – 6:45 Double EE and Horse Head rocked out to some bad tunes while slinging iron at the KB Beatdown. Strong work gents.
5 more PAX joined the gang to prep for the launch of the main workout and at 7:00 am sharp TLS rolled into the parking lot to round out the numbers… It’s not Outland if we are not waiting on The Late Show… “LET’S GO!”
Mosey to shovel flag for some COP
Side Straddle Hops x 15
Low slow squats x 15
Imperial Walkers x 15
Mosey to rock pile and pick up a manly coupon, 2 rounds of each set, 20 reps each exercise:
Set 1:
-Curls w/ rock
-Run (with rock for bonus points) to dip bars for… You guessed it, dips.
-Run back to discus circle for squats
-Plank
Somewhere around here our FNG, originally called knob, made the workout an early success by spilling merlot and pulling an Elvis. (
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Set 2:
-Tricep extensions w/ rock
-Deep hanging merkins from the dip bars. Didn’t really work as advertised, whatever, suck it up and do what you can. (Still not sure what Horsehead was trying to do.)
-Back to circle for LBC’s
-Plank
Hey, should we check on knob? He has been gone a while.
Set 3:
-With some O2 deprivation kicking in YHC called chest press w/ rock but meant overhead press. Somehow Double E knew what I meant so called me out on it. I re-clarified but everyone still did whatever they started with so maybe they had some O2 dep also.
-Hanging Supine Pull-ups
-Back to circle for Carolina Dry Docks
-Plank
Knob? Hmm, how about a 10 count…
3 more minutes so in honor of our Goruck challenge brothers it was time for tunnel of love 1 time with rock and 1 speed round w/o rock.
Hand off to CT!
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