YHC pulled into the parking lot at 0510 to find only Udder getting his pregame on with his foam roller. Pretty soon Wild Turkey, Focker, Cheese Curd, Witch Doctor, and site FNG No-See-Um rolled in. Cheese Curd unloaded his car of sandbags, the Pax rucked up, grabbed a sandbag each and we were off to Davie Park. When we got to Davie Park we headed to the soccer pitch with the nice field turf and circled up for some COP.
COP
The Thang:
We moseyed over to a goal line and lined up for nearly 2 rounds of the following:
A quick check of the watch and we had some time to head back.
Mary
Done
Moleskinny:
Announcements:
We started with the usual warm up in the parking lot, which is almost a tradition for the appetizer.
We then did a bear crawl run circuit around the school, running two corners then bear crawling.
After that we did a circuit on the track, with rows, merkins, step ups, big boys, american hammers, squats, and one team member running around the track as a timer.
For a finale we went up to the back field and did a die circuit there, where the number rolled on the die is the number of cones you had to. Number 4 was burpees, and Rigley made sure that I knew.
— T1000
Moleskin (C3P0 – version 1.0)
Great seeing T1000 take on the challenge of his VQ. A month ago it seemed unthinkable but as all the other 2.0s were leading (most younger than him) he knew he couldn’t avoid it. He wrote the weinkie on his own and only asked if I thought he covered enough time (he did). He made use of the cones we had, making it even easier to execute and the dice to add some fun. My contribution was writing down a few exercises on the paper sheets he left with the cones. Clearly his processing power is significantly upgraded from this 1.0 version.
This backblast is going to start with a little history leading up to this workout and will get a little long. But I’m enjoying this little journey of launching an AO so deal with it.
Mid-October of 2020, The Arsenal had a sort of CSAUP workout Q’d by Dark Helmet (F3 President, HIM, and generally great guy). Happy Meal and YHC billed it as an FNG workout, and I dropped a post in my neighborhood’s Facebook group inviting men. It received some interaction as likes and comments, but nobody showed up. Side note: YHC is kind of glad nobody showed because if you attended this workout, you’d know that Waxhaw showed up in full force to win the ghost flag leading to a 90ish PAX in the middle of Covid lockdown times, albeit in SC.
Anyway, fast forward 5 months later to the end of March 2021, I’m having some neighbors over to finally meet them now that Covid is starting to wind down. We’re several drinks in (where most EH’s happen, right?) and someone asks about my Facebook post and if I’m still doing the “workout thing”. YHC begins to explain F3 and the benefits it’s had on YHC’s life – the 3 F’s, really. I explain the core concepts, and everyone is super interested. Now, anyone who’s EH’d someone knows what happens next… “We start at 5:30″… And immediately, all interest is lost! It’s amazing really. But YHC persists. YHC had a pretty kick ass EH’r myself. Fire Hazard would Q some unofficial in-neighborhood workouts that used to kick my ass. I immediately thought of that and asked these guys, “What if it were at your front door?”… Immediate buy in, which was kind of a pleasant surprise. I get them to agree to a workout if I bring the F3 to them. Perfectly happy to do that. YHC pours another round.
That Tuesday, YHC had the pleasure of Q’ing a workout for a couple of my neighbors and Atlas came to support my efforts. I’ll call it a psuedo-F3 workout because we didn’t end with a COT. The workout itself was fun. We got in a couple miles, did a set of 7’s, Dora 1,2,3 on the playground, and Indian Ran back to the cul-de-sac. It got great reviews and I had commitment for another workout. On top of that, another neighbor wanted to join the next Tuesday. Seems like an obvious next step to start an AO if three men in my cul-de-sac alone are interested in repeat attendance. YHC has a couple of weeks to figure it out because the following week is spring break.
Bringing up the idea of starting an AO in Bridgehampton to the board was met with a response that seemed like they had been waiting for me to do it since I moved in. YHC had immediate messages from War Eagle, Kirby, Taco Stand and Mighty Mite that they’d attend, Q, help me market, etc. War Eagle and Mighty commit to coming to my next workout and scope out the scene.
The next workout is attended by two of my three neighbors as well as Atlas, War Eagle, and Mighty. YHC hits some of the site’s highlights and we do a per-driveway merkin ladder lap around a street that loops back to the clubhouse, some BLIMPS across the basketball court and soccer field, some bear crawling, and finish with a Jack Webb for time. This time we do end with a COT and get to name some FNG’s. Welcome Toro, who owns a commercial landscaping business, and Schooner, who has double respect and races sailboats in retirement.
At this point everything is in place and there’s really no reason to not make it official and start marketing the workout… except it needs a name. This might have been the hardest part of the whole thing for me. YHC just couldn’t get anything that clicked as “the one”. Every name seemed flawed. YHC went through all sorts of variations of bridges, trolls, borders, junctions, mascots, streets, and more. The two groups YHC was brainstorming with, Mighty/War Eagle and the Indian Land PAX, eventually stopped responding after YHC resolutely declared a name final… three times. The M grew annoyed with YHC asking her to rate ideas. Then one day, six days into it actually, “the one” finally comes to YHC, a play on the border, a definitive statement, with limitless Stone Cold marketing material – The Bottom Line. You better like it, but if you don’t keep it to yourself. If it came to YHC any later, the AO would have been stuck with “the unnamed AO”. But it did come, and just in time to get some marketing in for the next day’s workout.
Tuesday morning, the cul-de-sac clown car takes off to the clubhouse for the official launch. Toro, Schooner, and FNG (to be named Myrtle) and YHC arrive to a small group who have come to support the launch. Lo and behold there’s another FNG that War Eagle has EH’d from church who lives in BH. A few more PAX arrive, disclaimer delivered, and we’re off.
WARMUP
Mosey to the entrance of the clubhouse for a classic F3 warmup
THANG
COT / Announcements
MOLESKINE
And that’s The Bottom Line,
Cause Brexit said so.
Disclaimer – With Q (Noonan) heading out of town and with my typing fingers at least being healthy, a short and sweet BB by proxy below.
Warm-up: Side straddle hops, imperial walkers, Moroccan night clubs, merkins, plank jacks, mountain climbers, calf stretch.
Mosey to entrance road for Paul Abduls. Burpee x 1 at 2nd pole; speed-skaters x 10 at 1st pole back. Repeat around globe and back to alcove. Wall work with air presses and jabs.
Mosey to HS front entrance, partner up. Partner #1 run, partner #2 exercise. Exercises: Big boyz, Bobby Hurley’s and hand release merkins. Repeato twice.
Mosey to MS track, grab a rock and same partner. Partner #1 run a lap with two burpees at midpoint. Partner #2 exercise. Exercises: Curls, OH Press & Tri’s.
Mosey to front lot. 5 squats and each tree to COT. Finish with 1 minute of heels to heaven at COT.
Announcements:
WTF Trail Run this Saturday at Blackhawk. Sign-up still open through late this afternoon. Draft tonight for teams of 3. +/- 80 participants signed up so far. Commitment and Homecoming to converge at Blackhawk for 6:30 bootcamp led by Shop Dawg.
Juice on VQ tomorrow at Body Shop. Schnitzel on Q Friday at Last Call.
Prayers for Johnny Utah’s friend, Nick.
No reason to make the title Spanish other than “Wood of the morning” sounds hilarious. Running happened. Credit must therefore happen.
We will have happy hour immediately following Afternoon Delight. Unmentioned Disclaimer: workout is over at 1pm and WTH opens at 2pm. Never again. Looking forward to this becoming an official site but for now AD will only be Bottlecap’s passion project for now.
8 PAX watched some guys run into the woods then stretched their way to a better day.
Dynamic stretching to start off, then the fun began. We added bouncing ninjas and used the fence around the playground as a prop this week.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
WTF volunteers needed this Saturday at Walnut Creek.
Look for a folding party coming soon to help Christ Closet.
The month of May will feature an All-Start line-up for Prickle and Goo starting with Bratwurst next week.
SYITG!
Watchtower has struggled this month with the new Q month but Brett Havertine did the AO’s at Watchtower a solid by stepping up and giving away his Cherry to us on his VQ. and boy did he deliver. Any delay on this backblast falls squarely on the site AO. Ricky Bobby. Not trying to make excuses but I had a tooth extracted today and did not have the presence of mind to help Inspector Gadget put it together.
After a short mosey to around the main parking lot:
THE WARMUP:
Disclaimer
Warm-up – 1 mile-ish warm-up
The Thang
400 – 90 sec recovery
550 – 90 sec recovery
700 – 90 sec recover
Rinse and repeat
We got 4 1/2 rounds completed
Easy 1 mile mosey back to COT
Total a little over 6 miles
Sugar Daddy was flying and Ghosted was moving. One of these days it will be warm enough for him to show up in shorts.
Announcements
WTF Event this Saturday
Saturday convergence at Blackhawk
New book starting next week at Asylum
Slow Pitch took us out like a professional
In keeping with the Bushwood golf club theme and the location being MES, this morning’s workout incorporated elements of both. All exercises were either 9 or 18 reps (golf) and the primary focus was learning how to spell (elementary school).
Warm Up:
The Thang
Mosey from COT over to main school parking lot where the Bushwood Alphabet board and the Caddyshack character names were waiting for us. Each letter of the Bushwood Alphabet had a corresponding exercise and we endeavored to spell as many Character’s names as possible by doing the exercise next to each letter.
Que music on the speaker that was waiting there for us as well, which began with theme from Caddyshack, then Lunatic Fringe, Fat Bottomed Girls, and so on..
In order to get the PAX in the right frame of mind, we began by spelling out BUSHWOOD, which involved 18 reps of the following exercises:
B: Merkins
U: Side Straddle Hops
S: Mountain Climbers
H: Speed Skaters
W: Monkey Humpers
O: Squats
O: Squats
D: Lunges
We then ran through the school playground and around the track. The sprinklers were on, so it was a nice Waterboy touch, if I do say so myself… After the run around we all grabbed a rock and proceeded back to the workout area.
We then spelled out the name of the golf Zen master who was blessed by the Dali Lama, Ty Webb, and everyone’s favorite grounds keeper, Carl Spackler.
Took a pause from the exercises and my cadence calls and ran a set of Stingers, which is what I grew up knowing as suicides (high school mascot was a scorpion).
Back to names, spelling out the pain in the ass, puke through the sunroof, Spaulding and finishing up with the object of every young boy’s desire, Lacey Underall.
Mosey back to COT with the boards and speaker in hand, music playing loud for all to have a strong finish.
Back at COT, kept with the team effort approach. One Star led a set of 18 J Lo’s with pickle pounders, Orchid called out 18 Moroccan Night Clubs, and we wrapped up with Flo leading 18 final Merkins.
One Star, Tanyatine, Orchid, and I went for coffee afterward. Encourage others to join in the future, as that’s a nice 20 min of generally good conversation.
I enjoyed my first Q, hoping it wasn’t too out there…
Waterboy