Changing of the Guard

Changing of the Guard

Late October is starting to bring in the brisk temperatures… perfect for an early morning workout at Calvary Church.  This particular morning the curiousity was peaked by YHCs tweet the night before that there would be a special announcement…but that will have to wait until the end.  So we got to it and here is what we did…

Warm-up jog around the parking lot (high knees, butt-kickers, karaoke).

COP – Burpee Countdown

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • 10 burpees OYO
  • IW x 15 IC
  • 9 burpees OYO
  • Squats x 15 IC
  • 8 burpees OYO
  • Seal jacks x 15 IC
  • 7 burpees OYO
  • Merkins x 15 IC
  • 6 burpees OYO
  • LBC x 15 IC
  • 5 burpees OYO
  • Wide arm merkins x 15 IC
  • 4 burpees OYO
  • Flutter x 15 IC
  • 3 burpees OYO
  • Jump Squats x 15 OYO
  • 2 burpees OYO
  • Dolly x 15 IC
  • 1 PERFECT burpee OYO

Mosey to bottom of Entrance 4 for TRIPLE NICKEL

  • 5x Merkins at the bottom, run to the top
  • 5x Jump Squats at the top, run to the bottom
  • Repeat 5x

Mosey to the picnic shelter

  • Peoples chair for 1 min (air presses x 15 IC)
  • BTW
  • Peoples chair for 2 min (air presses x 30 IC)
  • BTW

On to the picnic tables at the shelter

  • Jump ups x 20, tricep dips x 20, derkins x 20
  • Jump ups x 15, tricep dips x 15, derkins x 15
  • Jump ups x 10, tricep dips x 10, derkins x 10

Mosey to soccer field for Jack Webb

  • 1 Merkin / 4 air press
  • 2 Merkin / 8 air press
  • 10 Merkin / 40 air press

Mosey to parking lot for Mary with various pax leading the exercises

  • LBC, Knee-ups, Rosalita, Russian Twist, Flutter

COT

Moleskin:

  • As the men arrived at Anvil, you could feel the buzz this morning.  The suspense was killing the pax to know what the big announcement was.  Well, not really…but I’m sure a few were curious.  They would find out later.
  • Quiet group during the COP…burpees tend to have that effect on the pax.
  • YHC finally has perfected execution of the Triple nickel – this has become a staple at Anvil.  Seems simple enough, but my simple mind had a hard time figuring out where the triple and the nickel were.  Sorry guys…a little slow on the uptake, it only took me three times to get it right.
  • Great job by all the pax out there today!  It is always an honor to lead this group of men.  What makes me even more proud is to hand off leadership to one of Anvil’s own emerging leaders in Mermaid.  I know this site is in good hands with him and Young Love, ensuring that it continues to fulfill the mission of F3 by serving the men of Anvil and continue to invigorate male community leadership!

Announcements:

  • F3 Area 51 Christmas Party – 12/6 at Sugar Creek Brewery (Thank you Prohibition for being our Q for the event!)
  • Aftermath – 3rd F workout immediatly following Anvil at the Piper Glen Starbucks (near Trader Joes)
  • HDHH – The Lodge 6pm
  • Nice start for Anvil on the shoe drive for Charlotte Rescue Mission! 8 pairs this morning – already 20% of our site goal! Drive ends 11/22, but don’t wait…bring your gently used athletic shoes next week!  Boutique is our Shoe King
  • Joe Davis 5k/10k on January 10th.  Mark your calendars!  You can sign up through the website https://joedavisrun.racesonline.com/ , also look for Paypal link on the website to make donations.

3 Man Band

—Posted on behalf of Puddin Pop—

16 men this morning decided to trade in their mild-mannered habits to become rock stars…in south Charlotte.  As the theme states, we were mostly in teams of three (except one team of four), and wanted to have some fun with the best 3-Man band of all time…Rush!

Had one FNG this morning so the disclaimer had to be spot on, “work out at your own Freewill, modify where possible, yada yada”, Stagecoach helped to fill in the gaps.  #thankssiteQ

Pick up Cheese Curd on the way to field, and we’re off!

The Thang

Mosey to track for ½ lap fellowship pace, sidestep right, sidestep left, backwards, butt-kickers, high knees, then to middle of field for COP:

  • SSH x 30 IC
  • Slow Squat x 30 IC
  • IW x 30 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 30 IC (hold it)
  • Parker Peter x 30 IC

Group up into your band and decide on who is Geddy Lee (partner 1), Alex Lifeson (partner 2), and Neil Peart (partner 3), hit the football field

 

  • Geddy is on one goal line doing Burpees
  • Neil is running 100 yards tagging out Alex
  • Alex is on opposite goal line doing Turkish Get-ups
  • Repeato for 15 mins +/-

Let’s increase the distance in between runs

  • Geddy is on 50 yard line of football field doing:

o   CDD’s x 30

o   Jump squats x 20

o   Dive bomber merkins x 10

  • Alex is in bleacher area between baseball fields doing:

o   Dips x 30

o   Jump up/step ups x 20

o   Derkins x 10

  • Neil is running in between stations tagging out
  • Repeato for 20 mins +/-

Five mins o’ Mary

  • Flutter x 30 IC
  • La Rosalita x 30 IC (en espanol)
  • Protractor round robin

Done

Moleskin:

  • So, once the 3 – man band idea was given to the group and YHC asked, “if I said Geddy, Alex, and Neil to you guys, what would you say?”, crickets were louder than the PAX.  Gotta say, I was a little miffed at the idea that Rush is not part of Area 51 as it should be.  Where is Strange Brew when you need him??  Oh well, we got into it anyway.  With the exception of one four man group of Stagecoach, Uncle Leo, Hopper, and Busch…I think they went with Motley Crue.  You’ll have to let me know who was Vince, Nikki, Mick, and Tommy another time.
  • Halfway through the first group exercise on the field, Alf let YHC know that we could audible off burpees and TGUs anytime now…news to me as Alf is a burpee machine.  His line back to me was, “being good at them and liking them are two different things.”  I’m negative on both fronts then.
  • DK took his sweet time calling out the next angle during Protractor, only to keep it at 10 degrees, my abs are thanking you right now.
  • Welcome FNG Back Office, great to have you part of the band today with Pinstripes.  Keep on coming back out, great to have you!
  • Great work by all today with varying speeds, strength levels; always a pleasure to lead DV!
  • Sussudio, thanks for the sending off prayer.  And thanks for praying for everyone’s husbands…totally joking with you dude.

Announcements

  • Shoe drive – bring old shoes to Kevlar this Friday, Sussudio is shoe-Q and will be collecting for Men’s Shelter.  Or bring them to Death Valley any Wednesday before Nov. 12 – see Stagecoach.
  • Or post at Joust so TR has to come off the hip

Murderhorn Madness

uphill run

The F3 Shovel Flag was planted and 16 men decided they needed to improve their body and minds with a large, painful helping of The Maul. Here’s what we did.

The Thang:

COP:

SSH X 20

IW X 20

Merkins X 20

Mountain Climbers X 20

Run to the Rock pile at the bottom of the Murderhorn, upright rows to wait for the six.

Everyone Grab a rock and Curls X 20, Squat X 20, press X 20

Run to the top of the Murderhorn, merkins to wait for the group and Burpees X 10 OYO

Run to the Rock pile at the bottom of the Murderhorn, upright rows to wait for the six.

Everyone Grab a rock and curls X 20, Squat X 20, tricep extensions X 20

Run to the top of the Murderhorn merkins to wait for the group and Burpees X 10 OYO

Run to the wall on the back of the movie theatre for Wall work – Donkey Kicks X 30 OYO; People Chair with press X 30; Balls to the wall press X 10

7s with backwards run up the hill – Burpees at the top squats at the bottom; Backwards bear crawl up the hill with Carolina Dry Docks X 5 at the top.

6MOM – Flutter, Dollies, Rolsalitas, Heels to heaven, Bicycles

COT

Moleskin:

The weather was perfect for the Murderhorn. The legs got a workout today.

Great work by everyone today. It was a please leading the men in The Gloom.

Announcements:

Bring your old shoes to The Maul to donate to Charlotte Rescue Mission.

Hydra Double Challenge: Step 1. Post Step 2. Bring used Shoes

 

shoepile

Okay Hydra pax a challenge has been submitted to F3 Charlotte. Joker has been designated our fearless leader to gather shoes across all of A51 region. He has tasked designated shoe Q’s to put on tireless campaigns to gather shoes from all pax. We are supposed to gather 500+ across A51. Tiger Rag has challenged shoe Q’s to gather lots of shoes or we will be embarrassed in some manner.  I do not know what is more embarrassing than the title of shoe Q. I think Joker and Tiger Rag would even have me pull them from your feet if necessary. My preference is to be a tad more civil and instead have you bring as many pair of used athletic shoes as you can to our Hydra workout.

This is a double challenge:

1. POST HYDRA: If it has been awhile since you have posted Hydra, then I invite you back out. If you are a regular, thanks for posting, and posting, and posting.

2. BRING USED ATHLETIC SHOES: yes, just men’s athletic shoes is all we can accept.

WHEN? Bring them to the 10/23, 10/30, 11/6, 11/13 workouts

Thanks Hydra Pax for posting and for supporting this cause,

Bugeater

Some Q & A based on instruction from Joker is below:

What are some of the details? What are we doing and why? Area 51 is supporting a broader effort across the F3 Charlotte regions [and slightly beyond] to collect at least 1,000 pairs of used athletic shoes to be donated to the Charlotte Rescue Mission [CRM].  CRM is a Christian-based recovery program focused on the homeless and those battling addictions [for more information, see http://charlotterescuemission.org/].  F3 has an existing relationship with CRM, including a Saturday workout [“Mission I’m Possible”] done with men at CRM. 

What about men’s dress shoes, or women’s shoes or kids’ shoes? Nope.

When you say, “used”, how used can they be? It’s a judgment call, but the shoes should be functional.  If they are completely falling apart, that’s not what we need at CRM.

What if the shoes are dirty and/or they stink like feet? Please wash them. 

What else? Tie each pair of shoes together… this will make it easier on us when we consolidate everything and I deliver it to CRM.

#FastTwitch clips #Swift’s wings – all PAX better for it

19 PAX took on unfamiliar territory at a Fast Twitch / Swift convergence. Location was the Community House Middle School track.  In the End, 18 PAX had Personal Records in the mile today.  Amazing!  It takes a lot of guts to come to a workout where you get “rated”.  In the end, it’s all about #ironsharpensiron.

Here’s the THANG:

  • Mosey to track for 1 mile 2nd F pace.
  • 6 Drills (30m of drill, 70m accelerations), 2 x 100m accelerations over to Start/Finish line, 5 min stretch / get into zone OYO
  • 1 Mile AYG
  • 2 Mile Progression Run – goal is to run each 400m 5 seconds faster than the previous lap
  • COT

Moleskin:

  • Could not blame this performance on the weather.  Not too cold, very little wind, and nice and clear.
  • Could not blame this performance on not being warmed up.  The extra drills are probably unfamiliar to those that do SSH, IW, or Merkins in an opening COP, and they probably feel silly.  They are, but YHC thinks they work well.  You may even feel out of breath doing the Drills and accelerations.  You’ve got to have warmed muscles to run AYG.  Otherwise, you’re asking for stiffness or snap / crackle / pop.
  • Could not blame the performance on not having a fancy GPS gizmo.  Turkey Leg setup the Start / Finish line with a professional clock, finishers tape, and bell.  Well, some of those things.
  • Could not blame the performance on not having a strategy.  Run the first lap mentally below your target pace, get up to speed on the 2nd, hold on for the third, and then AYG for the 4th.  Some PAX may have done that in reverse looking back at lap times, but it takes experience to race smart.  Keep practicing for other events.  They pretty much all work the same.  See #TheThird500 (Freed To Lead, P.138).
  • Could not blame this on your short shorts or dropping the baton (apparently that’s what Bulldog thinks we do).
  • The 2 Mile Progression Run took too much Math for some.  Don’t worry, it’s tripped up Harvard boys like OBT.  The goal is to run 8 laps of the track (3200meters total) with each lap (400m) run 5 seconds faster than the previous one. Last lap should be faster than your 5K pace.  It is good after the 1 Mile Race because it allows you to ease into something else, but still get back to near top speed you ran the mile in.  Examples:
    • Run the first lap in 2:00 minutes (8:00 minutes per mile pace), then the 2nd lap should be 1:55 (7:40/mi pace), third lap is 1:50 (7:20/mi pace), …, 8th and final lap would be 1:25 (5:40/mi pace).
    • Run the first lap in 2:15 (9:00 minutes per mile pace), …, 8th and final lap would be 1:40 (6:40/mi pace).
    • Run the first lap in 2:30 (10:00 minutes per mile pace), …, 8th and final lap would be 1:55 (7:40/mi pace).
    • There will be a prize for most accurate 2 mi progression run that is posted to Strava.  Half of the battle is getting on Strava and joining the “club” F3Run – http://www.strava.com/clubs/f3run
  • What’s next and Why the Mile? It comes down to training for your next test (Mud Run, Joe Davis 5K, running with your 2.0 or M) and a premise that it’s best to train as fast as you need to, no more.  Take your Mile time (which is an easy test to do) and go here = http://runsmartproject.com/calculator.  Read these instructions and watch the video here http://runsmartproject.com/calculator/instructions/.  Perhaps then the training plan ideas for the Joe Davis 5K (that we will publish) will make more sense.

Announcements:

  • 10/22 – Soft launch for new Marvin Ridge bootcamp.  Check twitter feed of @pwuerslin for details.  Full launch on 10/29.
  • 12/6 – 3rd annual Area 51 Christmas party will be on 12/6 at the brand new Sugar Creek Brewery.

1 Mile Time Trial Results:

Click Here to get full results

Team Competition – scored XC style with Top 5 scoring from each team.  Lowest score wins.

FastTwitch 38 (wins by 2)
Swift 40

 

Top PRs MIN:SEC under PR
Stump Hugger 0:01:38  0:03:08
Geraldo 0:01:28
Picasso 0:00:52
Abacus 0:00:49
Chelms 0:00:33
Long Haul 0:00:32
Soul Glow 0:00:24  0:00:18
Frasier 0:00:21
Checkpoint 0:00:21
Prohibition 0:00:21
Coldcuts 0:00:16

 

Top Predictors MIN:SEC over/under Prediction
Bratwurst 0:00:00
Prohibition 0:00:02 Under
TR 0:00:02 Over
Honey Bee 0:00:03 Under
Soft Pretzel 0:00:04 Over
Frasier 0:00:06 Under
Turkey Leg 0:00:09 Under
Horsehead 0:00:09 Under
Chelms 0:00:13 Under
Boomer sooner 0:00:14 Under

 

Top Sandbaggers MIN:SEC Under Prediction
Geraldo 0:01:08
Picasso 0:00:52
Abacus 0:00:34
Soul Glow 0:00:21  0:00:15
Checkpoint 0:00:21

 

Top 5 Overall
Bratwurst 0:05:10
Frasier 0:05:14
Honey Bee 0:05:27
Soul Glow 0:05:31  0:05:37
Boomer sooner 0:05:36
Top 5 Masters (40+)
Checkpoint 0:05:39
Turkey Leg 0:05:41
Long Haul 0:06:13
Chelms 0:06:27
Coldcuts 0:06:44
Top Big Guys (220lb+)
Geraldo 0:06:52
Stump Hugger 0:11:15  0:09:42

 

Preblast – Marvin Ridge – soft launch on 10/22

We are undertaking the “southern most” AO in Area51 / Union County starting tomorrow on 10/22 @ 0530.  This will be a soft launch with an ACTUAL Bootcamp Workout Q’d by YHC (#VirginQ).  Full launch with FNGs on 10/29.

This location is less than 10 minutes from Blakeney Shopping Center, Indian Land, and Weddington.

Address is Marvin Ridge High School – 2825 Crane Rd, Waxhaw, NC 28173

We will be parking at the STAR in the image below.  This is in the High School Parking lot near the main stadium entrance.  Use the driveway indicated by the Green Arrow.  Do not use entrances marked with the big red circles because they won’t allow you to drive where you need to be.

Marvin Ridge AO

Big Bells or Boosterthon Fun Run?

17 pax opted for the sleeveless shirts of Skunk Works rather than the tight runners shorts of the Swift/Fast Twitch mosey convergence. This was an olde school Skunk Works beatdown using rusty metal contraptions rather than shiny relay batons.

THE THANG

No pansy warmups.
45 secs two handed swings
45 secs alternating swings
45 secs clean and press right
45 secs clean and press left
45 secs good mornings

Catch me if you can with 3 burpee chaser to east entrance of church. Two laps of the church for catch me if you can – Aye? Aye? Viva? No takers. Over to the outside gym.

1) Pull ups
2) KB thrusters
3) Crash mat burpees
4) Clean and press
5) Goblet squats
6) Alternating swings
7) Tractor tire flips
8) Snatches
9) Two KB firemans carry
10) Decline merkins
11) Clean and press
12) One handed swings
13) Deadlifts with 135 lbs
14) Big ball ab rollers
15) Upright rows
16) Box jumps two footed
17) Tea bags

Jack Webb style KB press with 4 swings up to 5 and 20. back down
Jack Webb style upright rows with 4 diamond merkins up to 20 – back down with wide arm merkins
Louganis x 10
KB ab crunches x 15
KB flutter press in cadence x 10
KB dolly press in cadence x 10
COT

YE OLDE MOLESKINE

Before the introduction of the KB’s Skunk Works was all about the gizmos such as tires, weight plates, sleds etc so today was a throwback to the good old days. Meathead is 0.0 but Skunk Works is not and when the pax were told that catch me if you can was to encompass two laps of the church and the faces were priceless! Of course Brown chimed in with his distaste for running and you know its a bad idea when even Tackling Dummy and Header look at you with evil eyes! A short mosey over to the outside gym area was where the true pain and a set of big balls lay in wait. Pandora tunes (need to upgrade according to Harley) wafted through the crisp morning early and the grunting and sweating began. Drop Thrill took an early spill off the box jump and Susudio looked like Mr. Olympus pumping out the barbell. Pudding Pop was busted stretching out in the shadows instead of doing his pull ups but all in all the pax dug in for 45 secs at a time. According to Alf one can do nearly anything for 45 secs! Hats off to Freedom for his first post at Skunk Works and he was getting some good encouragement from fellow musician Hairband.
Hope you enjoyed it and sorry for forgetting about the ball o man at the end.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Bring shoes on Friday to put in Susudios truck.
Alf on Q for Kevlar this Friday. Skywalker on Q at Joust. New Union Co workout at Sun Valley Friday too.

Tough Bagpipe SOBs

VSF planted and 19 tough SOBs (Sons of Ballantyne) were ready for some work.  To the best of YHC’s  recollection it went as follows.

Mosey to closest parking deck and up to the top for some open-air work

COP

Mountain Climber x 20 IC

Merkin x 20 IC

Burpee Tabata (40 seconds of burpees/20 seconds rest/x4)

Mosey down to floor 2

Triple Nickel

Used incline between floors as our hill

Run to top/5 x HR Merkins/Run to bottom/5 x Jump Squat/5 x

Burpees to wait for six

Plank-o-rama

Mosey to Ballantyne Pond

Bench Set

Jump Up x 15/Dips x 15/Derkin x 15

One Mile Run

3 and 1/3 laps around Ballantyne Pond.  At your own pace.

Mosey to lot adjacent to hotel for Mary-Merkin

LBC x 20 IC

Wide Merkin x 15 IC

Heels to Heaven x 20 IC

Diamond Merkin x 10 IC

Flutter x 16 IC

Regular Merkin x 10 IC

Mosey back to Vine lot for COT.

Moleskin

Got off to a fast start today with the mosey up the deck.  Quick COP and right into the burpee tabata.  Always the right call if you ask YHC.  Triple Nickel saw some Larry Birds in Mighty Mite, Brisket, Morning Star.  Strong work out there by the PAX on this set.  Burpees called to wait for six.  This did not go over well.  Several refusniks.  A few PAX came around in the end a did a few.  Mighty Mite mentioned the one-mile run around Ballantyne Pond pre-workout.  Funny, it was already on the list.  Haggis, Brisket, Champagne, Morning Star were up near the front.  No official times released.  Finished up with some mary-merkin.  Frehley’s impressively made his presence known with his legendary flatulence.  Thanks for that.  Welcome to Dear Abby who was site FNG.  Recently moved to S. Clt from Metro area.  Look forward to seeing you at A51 workouts.  Strong group out there today who pushed hard.  A pleasure and a privilege to lead at Bagpipe.  YHC took group out in BOM.

Announcements 

Contact Soft Pretzel or Haggis if interested in Bagpipe Q.  F3 vision is leadership.  Step up and lead a workout.  You will have all the help you need.  Can split a workout with a seasoned Q as well.  Frehley’s mentioned a need for Q’s on Saturday for Stonehenge.

Mighty Mite has Brave Q Friday.  0515 launch at Vine.  Running/obstacles.  Typically cover 4-5 miles in 60 minutes.

Sole redemption.  Bring your lightly used athletic shoes to an AO near you.  Most AO’s have assigned a shoe Q to collect up donations.

 

Four Corners around the School Yard

Friday night YHC tweeted out that the weekly workout known as Area 51 would begin at 0700 and end at 0800 but that what was to happen in between was anybody’s guess.  The main reason was YHC was having Q or “writer’s” block and wasn’t sure what he would have the PAX do during the 60 minutes scheduled.  However, by the next morning things were much clearer.  Arriving with 2 minutes to spare, YHC planted the SF in the ground, greeted the PAX and we were off to see what we could accomplish in 1 hour on a nice fall Carolina Saturday morning.

The Thang:

Head over to the soccer fields for a little warmup run around the perimeter of the fields, mixing in some karaoke, high knees, and butt kickers.  Circle up for the COP.

COP:

  • SSH x 20 (IC)
  • IW x 20 (IC)
  • Squats x 20 (IC)
  • MC x 20 (IC)
  • Peter Parker x 20 (IC)

Now that we have the legs warmed up a bit YHC led the PAX over to the stumps behind the school for a round of 4 Corners, this one being 4 Corners around the schoolyard.

  • Corner 1 – At the stumps, 10 jump ups on the stumps & 15 tire hops.  Plank it up & wait for PAX to finish.
  • Corner 2 – Head over to the playground behind the school.  15 hanging knee raises & 20 dips.  Plank it up & wait for PAX to finish.
  • Corner 3 – Run up to the track in front of the school and line up on track.  Bear crawl across the track infield & crab walk back.  Plank it up until six is finished.
  • Corner 4 – Mosey over to playground in front of school.  10 pull-ups, 20 incline merkins on the curb.  Plank one more time until all the PAX are done.
  • Head back to the stumps for Round 2.
  • Rinse & Repeat, but this time no planking, no waiting.  Finish the exercises and move on to the next corner as soon as you are done.

After some good cardio work YHC decided to lead the PAX over to the rock pile to work on the arms and shoulders.  Instructions were given to find a rock of suitable size (PAX would not be traveling with rock).  Performed the following exercises:

  • Rock curls x 20 (IC)
  • Rock presses x 20 (IC)
  • Triceps extensions x 20 (IC)
  • Goblet squats x 20 (IC)
  • Drop the rock and head down to end line of soccer field for some sprints.  Run out past 1st soccer goal and return (approx 40-45 yards)
  • Rinse & repeat x 2 (15 reps (IC) on Rd 2, 10 reps (IC) on Rd 3)

Return rocks to their homes and head over to other end of soccer fields for 6 MOM:

  • Dolly x 20 (IC)
  • Flutter x 20 (IC)
  • LBCs x 25 (IC)
  • CCV  x 15R (IC)
  • CCV x 15L (IC)

Jog back to launch point

COT

Moleskin:

  • YHC typically has an idea of things to pick from for a workout the night before he Qs.  Nothing set in stone, but some general thoughts on things that may challenge/push the PAX.  However, as YHC was tweeting out the details for this workout I really didn’t know what I wanted to do for the workout.  However, after a good night’s rest, couple good ideas came to mind.  Liked the idea of 4 Corners, but wanted to change it up a bit.  The four areas around the school grounds lent itself well to this version.  Originally planned to have PAX complete AMRAP in given time, but decided 2 rounds was sufficient after we got into it.
  • Lobster Roll out in front, as usual, during the 4 corners with Donkey Kong not far behind.
  • Good to have Croissant and Picasso back out with us in the GLOOM.  Kotters.
  • Cold Cuts rounding into shape for strong double down the weekend of 10/25-10/26.  He will be running both the Spartan Beast and the Spartan Super.
  • Always looking for Q’s at Area 51.  Let me know if you have an interest in leading a workout, either all or 1/2, in November or December.  Contact me at John.Chepul@ChepulCPA.com
  • As always, an honor and a privilege to lead a workout for a solid group of PAX at any of the F3 locales.

Wave High the Flag

11 men joined forces in the gloom in order to kick this week in the teeth. After gathering around the shovel flag (more on that later), the beatdown went something like this:

The THANG

Mosey across school yard, around track and circle up under the hoops for a standard COP

  • SSHx30, IWx20, Merkinx20, MountainClimberx20, Squatx20

 

Fast mosey back across school to jungle gym for an old school playground circuit:

  • 10 pullups, 20 flutter (R/L = 1), 20 merkins/decline merkins/incline merkins. Repeato x3

 

Fast mosey over the parking lot, through the hedge and across the soccer field.

  • :30 seconds scouting through the overgrown bushes looking for the cinder blocks
  • Grab a block and carry to the sidewalk, partner up during the mosey.

 

Sprint/Block Combo: Partner 1 performs exercise, Partner 2 runs to second light pole and back (approx. 200 yds total). Flapjack and repeato (each PAX runs 2x per exercise set).

  • Exercise 1: Weighted Squats
  • Exercise 2: Overhead Press
  • Exercise 3: Dolly with Press
  • Exercise 4: Barishnikov (no blocks)
  • Exercise 5: Curls
  • Exercise 6: Burpees (no blocks)

 

Return blocks to the their home, plank up in line facing across field, towards cars.

  • Regular plank, bring left foot up to left hand.
  • Ready, set, go! Jailbreak home.

COT

NMM:

  • At 0525, Joker pulled his Civic into the parking lot with what can only be described as an odd protrusion sticking out the back window of his car. Came to find out that he had chosen today to bring the shovel flag out of long-term storage aka witness protection and deliver it to the site for proper posting. Problem is, Joker couldn’t figure out how to, in his 0-dark-30-state-of-mind, take the flag off the shovel, so he had to stick the whole thing in his econo-car as best as possible – thus the “protrusion.”
  • Joker’s grand plan for a ceremonial passing of the flag to the new site q’s (who, incidentally, have been successfully running the site for about a year) was thwarted, however, as the site q’s were otherwise occupied (at 0530 on a Monday morning). The shovel flag was planted, nonetheless, and we gazed upon it with rapturous awe.
  • Seeing as how the site q’s were nowhere to be found, Joker had to escort the shovel flag back to the undisclosed location, from which it will be returned at a yet-to-be-determined time. Joker, learning from his earlier lesson, rolled out of the parking lot with Old Glory at full attention. I was there, and it was a sight to be seen. Fortunately I took a picture. #Merica

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  • Speaking of site q’s, thanks Alf and Uncle Leo for the opportunity to lead this morning.
  • Also, if anyone is thinking of using the cinder blocks in an upcoming workout, you might want to arrive a couple minutes ahead of time so you search through the brush and find the mother lode ahead of rather than during the workout. Also, bring clippers, or a machete – the blocks are guarded by a vicious thorn bush.

 

Announcements:

  • #soleredemption: Shoe drive (to benefit the men of Charlotte Rescue Mission) is ongoing. Bring extra/worn/used men’s athletic shoes (aka tennis shoes or sneakers) to a workout near you. Preferably bring them to Anvil. Or Matrix.
  • Christmas party December 6 at Sugar Creek Brewery – see Prohibition for ways to help him organize it.