Jumped in the TRuckster (the 2nd most gas efficient SUV of the TR Family Fleet) and met 21 other Eco-pillagers in the gloom. Twenty two pax and 22 cars; the DV pax doing their part kill off the polar bears (which are the most vicious of the bear species–we’re doing the Eskimos a solid if you ask me).
WARM UP
DISCLAIM and WAIVE
COP
BIG BOY SUICIDES
Exercises were: Merkins x 10; Mt. Climbers x 10; Squat Jumps x 10 (with backwards run); Just plain running on last round. Mosey to bleacher area for….
PARTNER LOOP
Exercises: Decline Merkins, aka Balls to the Bleachers; Heels to Heaven (look at that hole in the ozone–she’s a beaut….); Step Ups
COT
MOLESKINE
Last, I’d like to end on serious note. If you are under 40,you may not be aware but Bruno Mars is not funk music. Singing about funk doesn’t make you funky any more than putting on a powdered wig makes you Baroque. If you want the real deal, you need to go to Kannapolis’s own Dr. Funkenstein.
Word.
YHC not being a good twitter user accidentally on purpose called out Alf to join us at The Maul, he changed his rotation of workouts and smoked us all. Dear Frehely’s Comet is still mad about dragging him thru Crowder’s Mountain Sunday and decided to complain most of the morning. Quick disclaimer given and off we went.
COP
SSH X 30
MC X 30
Flutter x 20 (Frehely complained “Already”)
Dolly x 20
LBC X 20
The Thang
Mosey over to Firebirds to the short wall.
10 Dips, Derkins, Jump/Step Ups lap of the island hold plank.
15 Dips, Derkins, Jump/Step Ups lap of island hold plank
20 Dips, Derkins Jump/Step Ups
Mosey over to large hill for the following:
Partner up, (bad call when you get see Alf & Mic Check as a team, show offs).
150 Merkins between partner, Partner #1 performs whil partner #2 runs hill and back, repeat until 150 complete, hold plank for 6
100 Burpees between partner, As above except Frehely Complaint #2 called an audible on the 100 as he was being smoked by Alf (again) & Mic Check, YHC reduced to 75 to keep him happy.
Merkin Slap Ladder
10 both partners run hill
20, both partners run hill
30 both partners run hill
20 both partners run hill 5 burpees at the top
10 both partners run hill 5 burpees at the top.
Mosey over to Hill #2 behind the movie theater
Partner up (Alf & Mic Check again not fair!!
Not sure what to call this but I will go with “Chairkin”
Partner #1 in peoples chair position overhead press while partner #2 assumes derkin position with legs on partner #1’s thighs (No inappropriate comments it was a very manly exercise.)
10 Chairkins run hill swap and repeat
15 Chairkins run hill swap and repeat
10 Donkey Kicks against the wall run hill 5 burpees OYO
20 donkey kicks against the wall run hill 5 burpees OYO
10 Chairkins run hill and repeat
20 Chairkins run hill 5 burpees and repeat.
30 Donkey Kicks (complaint #3 from Frehely and a soft slap on the head from Loogie)
and two times up the hill and back. Done!!!
Moleskin: first time for me to Q at The Maul great solid group out there today sitting here typing hurts. very solid work from everyone especially Alf & Mic Check they really got after it today. Thanks Pop for the take out, as usual excellent.
Announcements: SOB Happy Hour tonight Duckworths Ballantyne 6-8pm. Golf is next week, SOB shirts available thru April 27th thru the mud gear website.
Quick spin cycle around the lot to scoop up the late arrivals.
So last Saturday whilst several of Area 51’s finest were jogging to the bottom of a rock quarry, YHC split the Q at DZ. In an attempt to bring patriotism back to youth sports, YHC flew Old Glory with pride as the minivans and soccer moms rolled into McAlpine. Shortly thereafter an accusatory tweet went out from a “soccer dad” claiming the SF had been “left behind at Day Zero.” As a “punishment” it was suggested YHC carry the DZ SF when posting next. So, yeah.
The THANG-A-RANG:
SSH (w/ SF if you have one) x 15 IC
CDDs x 15 IC
Low Slow Squat x15 IC
Turbo mosey toward 4 Mile Creek Rd.
-Circle up at Rising Meadow. Merkins x20 IC. -Continue brisk pace to speed bump past clubhouse.
-Air chair until 6 arrives. Squats x15 IC.
Continue to 4-way stop at 4 mile creek Rd.
Partner up CMIYC (10 merkins) to flashing light. Plank until 6 arrives.
CMIYC back to the “bridge” at the bottom of 4MC Rd.
Backward (or Spackler’s) run AYG to the 4-way stop at Raintree Ln.
Hill repeats on 4 mile creek opposite side of Raintree Ln.
1- AYG backward to top, mosey down
2- partner 1 carry to top, mosey down
3- AYG backward to top
80% run back towards campus. When fastest pax reaches Rounding Run, begins lunge walking. Each pax continues 80% run until they reach the pax ahead of them lunge walking. Halt when the six begins lunge walking.
Two steps forward, one step back – suicides on Rising Meadow. Forward AYG to street light 2, backward run to street light 1, forward AYG to street light 3, backward run to street light 2.
Indian run to campus
Moleskin:
-Great group of guys out there this morning killing it. YHC led from the rear for a good portion of the workout. #nomanleftbehind. So as expected (or unexpected) carrying a shovel with a flag attached to it is legit. Lots of Lee Greenwood’s in the house today serenading YHC as we trekked through the Tree of Rain.
-Backward running was a hard. Next time we’ll run the full 5+ miles backward.
-A couple pax took a tumblerooksy on 4MC. YHC isn’t a headlamp guy, but it was dark over there. Hope you guys didn’t get too dinged up.
-Somehow we completely lost Dear Abby and his FNG Jeremy…for the entire workout. #QFail – still wrapping my brain around how it happened. Jeremy- come back again. Not sure if you’d consider DA a “friend” bringing you to FT as a FNG.
-YHC missed a lot of the chatter today. Sound off on the lowlights.
-Oh, and Radar posted.
-Always a pleasure leading (and following) the pax at #F3FastTwitch, a.k.a. “The Fastest Hour in Area 51.”
-I know I’ll be asked to “get a room”, but feel compelled to share anyways. Today marks my 1-year mark with F3. It’s truly been a life-changing experience and I’ve met some awesome guys that are an inspiration to me in all areas of life.
Announcements:
Fast Twitch converging with Swift and SIB at Community House Middle School next Tuesday at 0515 for mile time trials. Come show off your speed.
Sign up for F3 Golf on 4/30.
Pray for BOG
24 men took on the Skunkworks challenge.
100 burpees erased in seconds by cold hard cash
Warm-Up
– Mosey to lower lot with bell(s)
– SSH
– Imperial walkers
– Merkins
– Warrior 3 yoga pose (we’re not just about slingin’ metal)
– 30 two-handed swings
– Warrior 3 flap jack
Hill Suicides
– Run to first curb and back then said KB exercise, run to second curb and back then said KB exercise, run to top of hill and back then said KB exercise
– Set #1: two handed swings – 50, 40, 30 reps
– Set #2: snatches – 30, 20, 10 reps (1/2 with each arm)
– Set #3: run, no KB
– Set #4: squats – 30, 20, 10
– Set #5: run, no KB
– Set #6: cleans x30, presses x20, tricep presses x10
– Mosey back to parking lot
For those not on the Twitterverse, we hosted a fundraiser for the F3 golf tourney to support F3 expansion in new cities. The offer was that I would match any fund for our hole sponsorship. Group will do 100 burpees less any money raised. We quickly raised $104, so no burpees today…and we raised $208 for the tourney. Well done. Clearly, there was not a big appetite for burpees. I collected $34 this am. Bring me the other $70 next week. Open on more donations as well.
Totally smoked. Nothing fancy, just sprints and lifting. Well done by guys going hard this am. It was an honor to lead and try to keep up with the group. Good to see some new faces to Skunkworks with Gold Member, White Snake and Liberace. Transformation of Horsehead appears complete, dude is a lean machine. If you have not moved up in KB size recently, time to step up. We will make announcements in near future on change in site for Skunkworks due to school/church construction. Fletch is on tap next week.
– Harley
Posted on behalf of Pop Tart:
17 PAX posted for my VQ, whether they did it on purpose or not, I will never know. I wanted to pay homage to the Qs of my first post as one of the PAX and my first post at the Matrix, so I brought out some exercises that I discovered during those workouts, and added some of my own. Below is what we endured.
The Thang:
Mosey around school with a quick trip down the hill through the woods.
Circle up and provide disclaimer.
25 SSH
15 IW
20 Merkins
Count off in 4s.
Mosey over to the front of the school for some track work and Four Corners. Tribute to Bridges for my first ever post.
Corner 1: 10 Burpees
Corner 2: 15 Lunges (Bear Crawl to Corner 3)
Corner 3: 20 Squats
Corner 4: 25 Monkey Humpers (OT’s favorites)
As a tribute to the Q for my first post at The Matrix, Alf, partner up and perform wheelbarrows in parking lot, flapjack halfway point.
Repeat back to other end.
Since we didn’t get enough running in nor any upper body work, we headed over to front parking lot for some Dora. Partner 1 runs a lap, Partner 2 exercises.
200 Merkins
200 Dips
MOM:
30 LBCs OYO
10 Can Openers on each leg IC
30 seconds of recovery on your back
COT
Moleskine:
Total of 2.1 miles.
I really enjoyed my VQ, and the cadence is much harder than it looks. Who would have thought counting to 25 doing SSHs was so hard. I went ahead and showed my card early by announcing the reps before we started to ease the PAX into the workout. I then realized my mistake, and kept the rep count to myself while trying to breathe. Decided to stop at 15 IW to catch my breath. Was great to have some of the original PAXs come out to support me. Bridges, Big Tuna, and Hopper. They were there for my first post back in December and drove all the way out close to the county line to partake in the fun. Really enjoyed leading the PAX and I already have my ideas for the next one.
Announcements: Sign up for golf. Almost full and proceeds benefit the Leap. Prohibition said there will be Jack and NoDa on the first hole, and maybe a little golf.
A solid three headed monster fought the rain, puddles, lakes, dirt, mud, etc. for the weekly downPainment at Hydra.
Looking for the traditional late comers to OP who pull in on two wheels, none to be found, 5:30 calls, we’re off.
Mosey to field behind school for Warmup, nah, too wet, get back on pavement for:
SSH x 30 IC
IW x 30 IC
CDD x 20 IC
Low Slow Squat x 20 IC
Mtn. Climber x 20 IC
Solid three man group for the Main Event
Sussudio starts with exercise at track (20 squat, 15 CDD, 10 dive bomber merkin)
Puddin Pop starts with exercise at concession area (20 dips, 15 step ups, 10 derkin)
Horsehead starts with run in between as timer (+/- 150 yards)
Repeato x 2 cycles
Mosey over the rivers and through the woods to Foxworth for some hill work
LBC x 30 at bottom
Run to stop sign at top of the hill (75 yards)
Merkin x 15 at top
Repeato x 3 cycles
Hang around for a bit of Mary at bottom of Foxworth
Rosalita x 20? IC
Russian twist x 15 IC
Dolly x 20 IC
Freddy Mercury x 15 IC
Mosey back to main lot and grab some wall
Wall sit
Wall sit + air press x 30 IC
Wall sit + arm circles x 15 forward/15 backward
Minute plank
30 sec Chilcutt
Done
Moleskine
Good times this morning with this group of three. First time YHC has ever been able to actually write the names of the PAX performing exercises in a backblast without having to refer to them as P1, P2, P3, so that’s pretty cool.
I quickly learned that whatever field work was planned in the weinke would need to be quashed (#quagmire), but that didn’t stop us from going through the woods to Foxworth. On the way, HH murmured, “where in the heck are we going?” Thank goodness for the light beaming from Sussudio’s head, saved us from falling into puddles never to be found again.
Both of my fellow stallion PAX were Larry Bird’n it out there, made me feel like Moses Malone. #ISI
Thanks for joining me today fellas, always fun to carve out a weinke on this AO.
Skunkworks has generously offered to sponsor a hole at the F3 Golf Tourney for a total cost of $100. In order to spread the funding out, I am offering the following proposition.
I will match any cash donations either brought tomorrow or committed tomorrow (I will harass you).
We will start with 100 burpees and will reduce the amount by any funds donated. So, if we get $50 donated tomorrow, the group does 50 burpees.
My apologies if you have already signed up as a sponsor or a golf player. We typically have 25 guys, so bring a couple of dollars and we will get this covered with minimal burpee pain. This is a great cause to help fund F3 expansion to men in other cities.
Please send smoke signals to those not on the Twitter machine.
We will suicide until it hurts on the hills, so feel free to bring multiple bells. Initial mosey will be down to the entrance of the church.
Harley
Swift will launch at 0515 on Tuesday from the Vine Restaurant at the Ballantyne AO. With the 1 mile time trial (ok, it’s really 1600m) coming up next week on 4/28, be prepared for a 1 mile race pace workout to get you in the mood. Have a target 1 mile race pace in mind and know the 200m and 400m splits. For example:
Here is a link to help you find your 1 mile race pace based on recent race performances – http://runsmartproject.com/calculator
4 men showed up to let out some aggression by throwing fist around.
The Thang
Started out with quick instruction on different punches
Paired up in two’s to work three stations…each station was (2) 2:30 minute rounds with 30 sec rest in between
Round 1
Station 1 Heavy Bag / Medicine Ball Mary (Partner 1 hits heavy bag while partner two does mary with 25 pound medicine ball (flap jack)
Station 2 Jump Rope
Station 3 Partner 1 holds mits while partner two throws jabs and crosses (flap jack)
Ran 1 lap around Lock Ness
Round 2
Station 1 Heavy Bag (Partner 1 hits heavy bag while partner two holds the bag and calls out combo shots…jab, jab, cross etc (flap jack)
Station 2 Lap around Lock Ness then merkins until time is up
Station 3 Partner 1 holds mits while partner two throws jabs and crosses (flap jack)
Thanks to those who showed up today. Great work by all and if you are looking for a great workout where the time goes by quick, this is a workout for you. Look forward to the new time and date for this workout.
Chippy
10 suspicious fellas were given more than they bargained for in a Monday beatdown that makes the rest of Monday seem a little easier…
The Thang:
Alternating one hand swings to loosen up
20 Good Mornings
Partner Up: Team Reps to Total Number
1: 100 Double Swings
2: 50 Double Snatches
3: 100 Double Cleans
4: 100 Double Lunges
5: 80 Double Presses
6: 100 Double High Pulls
7: 80 Double Bench Press, Decline style
COT:
My first Monday post in a long time and it’s a great way to start the week. Stole the guts of a good Meathead Q from TR and modified with a bit more presses, the bench press, and less snatches, you are all welcome. I didn’t see anyone taking plays off this AM which is the beauty of a 10 man group…nowhere to hide. It’s starting to sink in a little and some of the bros advised that we will feel this one for a couple of days. Hard to tell sometimes what you’re sore from at F3 but this one should leave a clear signature in the glutes, hammies and core regions. Great work by all.