11 men gathered in perfect weather conditions to race themselves at an AMRAP course at The Maul. Then the most random thing ever happened.
The Thang
Mosey to front of movie theater for COP, with high knees and but kickers on the way:
Dry-run through 0.58 mi AMRAP course to point out pain stations, then hounds were released. All PAX completed 2 laps after the dry-run.
AMRAP (As Mauly Reps as Possible) Course:
Meet back at start of course at 6:05. Mosey back home, doing switchbacks around the trees on the way.
Circle up in plank position next to theater. One man does 10 merkins, followed by the man to his left. All hold plank until everyone has gone.
3 minutes of Mary
Moleskine
Announcements
Where’d the humidity go? No complaints here after a very muggy Monday run up Horsey McHorseArse. YHC got a text requesting mileage for DV. So, I was happy to oblige since I did not have anything in mind. Remembering Spackler’s Q from a few weeks back, we laced up the kicks and were off.
The Thang:
Jog/Mosey/Run into the dark forest of Raintree to the Rounding Run loop. Partner up of like speed. Pt # 1 goes one way, Pt #2 the opposite way, when you meet up do 20 partner merkins, keep going in the same direction around the loop and when you meet back up at the start do Partner shoulder presses (5-10 each). Rinse and Repeat but switch directions. X 3 or X 4
Mary: LBC x 25, Dolly x 25, Heels to Heaven x 25, Protractor x 1 min.
COT
Naked Moleskine
Gloss kept his shirt on…
Bug was out and grinding away at the mileage.
Tackling Dummy was driving Ms. Daisy (Harley) who had to check out a little early for a coffee meeting or something.
Swiper and Turkey partnered up to blister the course.
I think Frasure was bored.
Others were up and down those rolling hills with their heads down and push through. Good work folks, especially the ones that showed up for more boot camp vs. running.
Annoucements:
F3 Dads- both Area 51 and SOB land this Sat.
Slack- another social media chat room for locker-room chatter. Gloss wants everyone on it so they can view his dancing GIFs #nothanks
Pre-ordering is now open for official F3 Area 51 running shirts, through June 22nd.
On the front is the F3 logo and on the back is the Area 51 logo/shield, each printed in reflective ink.
Options include a Neon Green Sportek Racer Mesh or a Neon Yellow Sportek Competitor, both of which are a light, moisture-wicking tech fabric.
Delivery is expected by mid-July, just in time for the peak of your BRR training and for all of your road running the rest of the year. (or, if you just like to wear bright clothes, feel free to wear them anytime…)
F3 Area 51 Reflective Shirt Pre-Order
Aye.
Upper 50s and lower humidity made for a fine morning to do some work at Anvil. With site-Q’s McGee and Lobsta unable to post, the VSF was flying. Two FNGs on site when YHC arrived. Warmly welcomed by the PAX. Then, out of the darkness, Brushback joins the PAX after running the quarter mile in. Crew of 19 is disclaimed by the QIC.
Thang
Mosey through the vast Calvary parking lots over to lot near entrance 1
COP
SSH x 15 IC
Imperial Walker x 15 IC
Mountain Climber x 15 IC-hold plank
Merkin x 15 IC
Short mosey to adjacent lot next 51.
Repeats
Bear crawl to 1st island. AYG to end of the parking lot. 10 Burpee. AYG back to 1st island. Lunge walk to start. Plank to wait for 6.
Repeat x 2. Rep 2: 20 Jump Squat at end. 3: 30 Merkin at end.
Mary: Flutter x 15/Dolly x 15
Mosey to Pavilion.
Bench Set: 15 Jump or Step-Up/15 Dips/15 Derkin
Mosey to base of CHAMPS hill.
Triple Nickel
5 Burpees/Run up Hill/5 Carolina Dry Docks/Run down Hill/5 Reps (5/5/5 for Triple Nickel)
Chair Plank to regroup.
Mosey to Rock Pile
Rapid Fire Rock Set (per Twitter request from Haze)
Exercises done consecutively in civilian cadence to 10. QIC calls up or down, PAX calls 1-10.
Curls/Tri Extension/Overhead Press/Curls/Tri Extension/Overhead Press/Rock Squat/Curl
5 Rockees OYO and deposit rock to pile.
Mosey back to Pavilion.
Repeat Bench Set x 2. Upon completion, one lap around perimeter of CHAMPS field. Finish at parking lot across thoroughfare from Pavilion. Plank to wait for 6. Merkin x 10 IC. Mary: Heels to Heaven x 15 IC/6 inches/High Flutter x 15 IC/6 inches. Recover and mosey to launch lot.
COT
Moleskin
Welcome to our FNG’s, Brilleaux (pronounced: “Brillo”) and Once-ler. Solid work out there. Glad to have you join us at Anvil. Kotters to Brushback, who was a soft commit for Anvil when we chatted after church on Sunday. Great to have you back out with the PAX. 2nd post for Schneider, who was recently an FNG at Anvil a few weeks ago. Keep on posting. Knight Rider was #kotters and late last week at Anvil. Today he was on time and slayed all the work. Welcome to Queen, who typically posts at Hydra. He may have been a site-FNG. Another PAX who killed the workout. Hops took off like he was shot from a cannon on the 1st repeat and stayed near the front for all the work. Usual guys pushing the pace today. Alf, Thin Mint, Lorax. Red Rocks looking fast and strong, along with Cane, Hammer, Abba, Lambo. All pushed hard today at Anvil. Rapid Fire Rock set audibled in at the request of Purple Haze. He mentioned pool season. YHC will work on some new material to keep it fresh. These first couple of Q’s off IR included some staples. Meat and potatoes, if you will. Old school stuff. Covered 2.45 per the Garmin. Lower temp and humidity was a welcome change over the past few days. T-claps to Hops for the takeout prayer in Ball of Man. Keep site-Q McGee’s mother in prayers for healing. Always a pleasure and an honor to lead the men of Anvil.
Also noteworthy: YHC and Van Pelt talked a little BBQ after BOM. Sauceman’s BBQ at Tryon and West tops his list for Charlotte ‘Cue. Moves to the top of my list for Charlotte eateries I need to try.
Announcements
F3 Dads. Saturday at 0900 at Francis Beatty Park (A51) and SOB option at the Bull Ring in Ballantyne. Same time. The kids and dads have a great time. Check it out. I am out this week due to swim meet. Mr. Brady is A51 Q.
Whetstone Program. PAX mentoring program. Sign up as mentor or mentee. Lex Luther is A51 Q.
My count is off however 20+ men showed up for a hot and humid tour of Bagpipe. It has been awhile since I last lead at Bagpipe, however it was old hat.
Warm Up
20 SSH
20 IW
Mosey over to Loch Ness lake and partnered up.
1. 100 merkins combined followed by lap around the lake
2. 100 incline merkins followed by 2 laps around the lake
3. 75 burpees followed by 3 laps around the lake
Mosey to parking lot for Mary
15 Crunch
15 LBC
15 Pistol Cruch right leg, 15 left leg
15 side cruch right, 15 left
15 alternating toes
15 no name right, 15 left
Finished just enough time for a round of partner pulls and pushes before small mosey back to the start.
Great workout by all, it was hot and humid.
Always a pleasure to lead.
Chippy
“Short” workout, so “short” backblast. YHC came into the lot playing “All along the Watchtower”. Only High Tide. No offense, bro, but that was disappointing. He ran in, which was the dumbass thing I did that led to a month on IR. Anyway, we got after it. Stated goal of a 6:30 opening mile declared, we were off. And it went about like you’d expect after a month on IR. Wheezed my way to a 6:48. Ugh. Fortunately the stated goal pushed High Tide to tie his PR on the HT mile.
Behind the school, we went into a modified version of the original pre-blast. HT went 15 pull-ups and no Burpees. At least for a couple rounds. Then we both audibled to 10 pull-ups and 5 Burpees. We kept the 20 dips, derkins, squats piece of the equation.
HT says he hit 80 pull-ups, which puts us at about seven sets of each #math. Then we ran the HT mile again. I tried to run with High Tide, which awkwardly never worked out as intended. Might be the slowest mile in awhile, but foot made it out ok, which was goal #1 for today.
Oh, and Daisy made an appearance. Newsflash, he actually works for Board of Elections. Who knew?
Last thing, High Tide is looking for advice on neon yellow or neon green for a new A51 shirt #crowdsourcing. No word on whether the alien survived. Sound off in the comments.
17 PAX pushed themselves to the Vine Parking area at 0515 this morning for a preblasted “Flattish” course for intervals. After running some hills #notflattish, running on the right #supposedtorunontheleft, passing on the right #ettiquiteorstalker, and spilling some merlot, the PAX got in some interval work this morning.
The THANG:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
The Greatest F3 on Earth! The three ring masters were Freedom for upper body, HorseHead for lower body and YoungLove for Core. While the chatter was at full tilt we eventually succumbed to 02 deprivation, the #JukeJeep fired up and the feats of strength began scored by various metal repertoire.
Mozey around the CCS parking lot.
Circle up in the CCS soccer field:
Words were spoken
30-2 handed swings oyo
20 – SSH
30-2 handed swings oyo
20 – IW
30-2 handed swings oyo
20 – Clean and Press (10 each arm oyo)
30-2 handed swings oyo
3 Ring Circus:
all pax divide into three large groups
each group does 5 minute increments at each station, starting at station 1,2 or 3.
At the completion of said increment, take a lap around soccer field,
Rotate to different station/ repeato
We got in 6 increments.
Freedom Station (upper):
The basics… (varied somewhat each time)
30 two-handed swings oyo
20 Clean and Press (10 each arm)
20 Snatch (10 each arm)
20 supine overhead tricep press
20 Pullovers (on your six), followed immediately by 30 Fast Chest presses. (repeato)
20 Single Arm Chest Press (10 each arm)
Horse Head Station (lower)
Round 1
2 men on tires while remainder perform:
Swing
Goblet Squat
Good Morning
RDL
Lunge
Round 2
2 men on tires while remainder perform:
KB Step up on bench
Swing
Dead Stop Swing
Dead Stop 1H Swing
Reverse Lunch
Teabag Squat
YoungLove Station (Core):
– divide into 2 teams for hammer-tire relays.
– Partner 1 uses sledgehammer to hit tire about 30 yds. to Tackling Dummy’s white truck (don’t actually hit the truck!) and back while other partners complete exercises.Flapjack until all partners have opportunity to swing the hammer #equalopportunity
– Exercises included: 2-hand kb swings, flutter-press, LBCs, The Plank and 1-hand kb swings
Finish:
lining up on the north end of the field with KBs
30-2 handed swings oyo
mozey with KB aprox 50 yds to opposite end of field
30-2 handed swings oyo
mozey back to start line with KB and plank
repeato
30-2 handed swings oyo
mozey with KB aprox 50 yds to opposite end of field
20 snatches (10 each arm)
mozey back to start line with KB and plank
COT:
15 Burpees
the end
TClaps to my two co-Q’s today, HorseHead and YoungLove. Some notes from the trifecta were as follows:
Thanks to Barracus for leading plank-o-rama
Thanks men for a great morning. Thanks for showing up and for working hard!
TClaps to Simba for the out.
Blessings All! Freedom
11 heard that we would be celebrating Tuck’s One Year (and One Day) anniversary, and got all excited about the AMRAP promised via twitter. None were more excited than JRR Tolkien and Tuck, who both put out a strong showing did not show. However, Tuck was still hung over from his own bash the morning prior, and is excused.
The Thang:
Mosey to the lot beside the hotel, and celebrate the occasion with a Tuck inspired warmup. The explanations were not given in COP, however, they will now make sense:
1 Merkin: Tuck called 366 merkin based reps Thursday, in respect to his days back to F3. So, we did 1 for the 1 day that had passed since.
10 Low slow squats: Tuck has also been struggling with some runner’s knee, due to his ill-advised attempt to chase the mile king (and his boss) Bunker. His PT (which he kindly added to his Q at Stonehenge last Saturday, calls for some good form (like Haggis preaches) squats. Thus, we did 10 because #whynot.
The PAX then followed YHC through the course, which was dreamed up in the latest #F3hottubs (#shamelessplug). A “warm up lap” was deemed necessary, just to confirm the pain stations involved. About a one mile loop, consisting of 7 pain stations.
Mosey back to launch, circle up, and perform the Sally Challenge! Song is “Flower” by Moby. Available on Spotify, so you can practice. When it says up, you’re in plank. Down, 6 inches. Good luck.
2 minutes left? Cool. 10 Burpees. Wild Turkey agreed!
COT.
Naked Moleskin:
JRR begged and begged for a difficult AMRAP to hit The Brave, and once again, my co site-Q at #F3hottubs skipped out on a YHC led beatdown #hescared.
Although YHC happens to be 2ndF Q here in the glorious SOB Land, there was none to be found this morning. Either from the distance the PAX were eventually spread apart to, or the #smoked nature of the course, there was a whole lot of #suck. On the second (was it thrid?) trip up Bagpipe Hill, YHC received multitudes of “I hate you” chants, and a couple of middle fingers (maybe they were mental, but they were definitely present). Even Wingman, who Goonie declares channeled all the energy and hatred from the collective PAX, took it upon himself to lash out, and drop kick YHC directly in the eyeball #sorrynotsorry. Point taken good sir. Run behind the toes to bar. Hope your foot didn’t take the beating too badly.
Now for some shout-outs. Some of the PAX have informed YHC that “If you put stuff in his way, you can slow Brat down”. Umm. No. You’re wrong. That’s just not true. Even the soul who took the “first loser” (if you ain’t first, you’re last) (#itwaspebbles) made the comment of the morning: “I’m not saying he cheated, but I’m not saying he didn’t”. Yeah, He’s that fast. However, take nothing away from the aforementioned Pebbles, who tore it up also. Also, MT was ahead of Bunker, right before he wasn’t #holdonjustalittlelongerbro. The trip up and down bagpipe hill served as a chance to see how the PAX was taking the course. Everyone was #killinit, but absolutely #miserable at the same time. Strong showings from all, and glares at YHC accompanied each PAX up that dreadful climb.
Sally sucked, as always. Not to mention that the entire lot was a puddle #soaked. The music hit my shuffle on spotify (300+ songs, what odds!) as I pulled into the lot, therefore, I determined that the big man upstairs needed it to happen. There was plenty of mumble chatter about whether the burpees at bagpipe hill and the SC counted as Merkins, but YHCdecided they didn’t because he brought the flag #mercia #Q #siteQ.
Announcements:
Whetstone: Reach out to Madame Tussauds, Fire Hazard, Mr. Bean, YHC (Mario), or Lex Luther (A51) for more information. Great opportunity to help a brother in need, or get guidance on various situations in your life. Time commitment is up to you and your Mentor/Mentee. Questionnaire is blasted on Twitter, and pinned to the SOB #general channel.
Black Diamond: Ringer is eventually going to announce that…we all hope.
F3 Dads: Saturday, 0900, at the Bulls by the Bull Ring. Service project the following week.
Sound off in the comments if anything was missed.
Always an honor to lead such a inspirational group of men. Thank you for the opportunity.
Aye,
Mario
With summer unofficially here now, the time to build and grow our weekly mileage is upon us. A good portion of Fast Twitchers are running the BRR and for those that aren’t, getting some good miles in never hurt anyone. There is no sense in reinventing the wheel and Mermaid presented the pax a great out an back option a few months back. A preblast was sent out with the instructions. Everyone seemed to have read the preblast and that’s exactly what we did.
Moleskin:
With the forecast calling for 70 degrees, chance of rain, and 98% humidity all signs were pointing to a low turnout. It was definitely soupy out there this morning, not sure one towel on the seat is sufficient anymore until the fall. YHC originally thought maybe RFYLers had taken over our AO when I pulled up to see 24 people. It was a nice surprise to see such a good turnout that was ready to give it their all for 60 min. That being said, #F3FastTwitch is definitely pulling the numbers lately, word must be out that it is the definitive place where all the cool kids hang. No FNGs, no disclaimer, no warm up jog, no warm up, just go. Mr. Brady, Turkey Leg, and Hairball took off (after Chelms started early). Strong performances were also had by Alf, Pro, Haze, Beaker, (and I’m sure others that YHC doesn’t see on Strava) who all put in at least 7 miles on the Mermaid. Also great to see self proclaimed “non-runners” like Voodoo consistently posting at FastTwitch, the dividends are paying off. Everyone seemed to get at least 5.5 miles and with the out and back nature of the course there were plenty of opportunities to encourage the fellow pax and spur motivation. Hopefully everyone was able to push themselves and load up on some extra miles for the week. Welcome home Mermaid, who couldn’t resist the siren call of his course and the opportunity to test out the ol’ knee.