YHC has run his fair share of hills and miles so far this week, so why not just continue the trend and bring something a little different to The Charge. We’re leaving campus today men!
So as Tesla was locking up his vehicle, YHC gave the obligatory short disclaimer and off we went.
We started off with a mosey up through the carpool circle and stopped on the sidewalk for what would be our first of many sets of 20 merkins.
We continued up past the basketball court and lacrosse field and circled up in the parking lot.
COP:
Mosey out to Sardis Rd and head to Robinson Woods
Run to Glen Oaks Rd – 20x merkins
Run down Glen Oaks Rd. to Canyon Trail – 20x merkins
Run down Canyon Trail to Post Oak Rd – 20x merkins
Run down Post Oak Rd to Whitestone Rd. – 20x merkins
Run up Whitestone and stop at intersection with Glen Oaks Rd….wait for instructions
Hill repeats
Pax to run up and down Whitestone between Post Oak and Whitestone, with increasing reps of merkins (at top) and sit-ups (at bottom): 10x, 12x, 14x, 16x, 18x, 20x – finish at corner of Whitestone and Glen Oaks.
When finished, run to bottom of Glen Oaks – 20x merkins
Run back to AO, with a stop in the upper parking lot for LBCs (IC x20)
Arrive in lower parking lot and close out with some Mary
Total distance – 3 miles
Total merkins – 230
Moleskine:
Great group out there this morning guys! Yet another perfect spring morning for a workout. T-claps to Huddle who ran to/from the workout this morning. He gave me early warning of what he was up against when he asked me where we would be conducting our workout. Important information should he need to peel off for an emergency. Good thing we had hill repeats in the plan as it allowed him to take care of business and rejoin us. Huddle, I can tell you from experience that 2 mile run home could have been quite the adventure had you not done that.
I know we’ve been back in Robinson Woods before, but I believe this workout was a first for The Charge and we got to see more of the neighborhood than usual…and we found another nice little hill to climb. BRR training season has begun, so I expect we’ll be seeing more of this type of thing across many of our AOs.
I think I saw Chowda, Arena, and Early Bird staying up front during the repeats, but the rest of the pax were not far behind. Tesla, Backup, Voit, Pigskin, and Huddle were right there.
Always a pleasure to lead men. Hope you got your money’s worth this morning,
Thanks Tesla for the prayer to close us out.
Announcements:
Pax of 20 put a few miles in, 2.5 to be exact. I am going to make runners out of this group.
Warm-Up
SSH x 20 IC
MTC x 15 IC
Bicycle x 15 IC
SSH x 20 IC
Plank Jack x 15 IC
LBC x 20 IC
The Thang
Run to speed bump
25 Merkins
25 jump squats
Run to end of road
25 CDD
25 v-ups
No run back the the speed bump
25 Merkins
25 jump squats
Back to the start
25 CDD
25 v-ups
Plank while we wait for the six
Round 2
Speed bump
25 squats
25 merkins
End of road
25 yrd lunge walk
25 American hammers
head back to the speed bump
25 squats
25 merkins
Back to the start
25 yrd lunge walk
25 American Hammer
Round 3
Speed bump
5 burpees
end of road
5 burpees
back to speed bump
5 burpees
Wait for the six
Now we head to the spirit trail for the final .75 trail run
Back to the parking lot for 1:30 minutes of Mary
Moleskin
Even though we don’t have “runners”, there were a few folks that lead the pack, as usual Doc, then we had Bottle Cap, Hollywood, Hoops, and Flipper or Land Shark. I felt like the Pax was holding back on there dis-satisfaction of my runner workout, maybe that because they were to gassed to talk. There were several people including myself that must not have eaten well on Mothers Day due the gas being dropped all over the place.
Take out
Thank you Transporter! Good luck with the snip snip. You will come back next week being a new Man!
19 Pax made it out, and I would have loved to list you all, but unfortunately I didn’t realize you have to hit the record button to record something.
Disclaimer given. 1 FNG-Wildcat (Zach)
The Thang:
Mosey away from the cars to circle up as Pax was still trickling in.
-IW x20
-Low slow squat x15
-Mountain Climbers x20
-Merkins x15
Mosey to Soccer field, stopping twice for 5 burpees, 5 more burpees at the soccer field.
-Bear Crawl to mid-field
-Partner up- Partners run to opposite end lines do an exercise and run back to mid-field for 10 Hand slap Merkins with your partner. The 4 end line exercises were- Jump Squats x20, Merkins x20, Squats x20, & LBC x20
-All you got from mid-field to the end line
Hit the parking lot and do 5 burpees
Grab some wall for people’s chair.
-Arms out front, right leg out & down, left leg out & down
-Arm raises oyo x50
Mosey to the cafeteria, grab a partner
-Partner 1 does a called exercise; Partner 2 is the time running mid-way across the field and back.
-The exercises were Dips, Step-ups, & Squats
Find a place to spread out on your six
-Jack Webb Ab’s -1 Heels to Heaven & 4 LBC, 2 Heels to Heaven & 8 LBC….. And so on, all the way up to 10 & 40
Leisurely made our way to the launch lot for quick round or 5’s or an abbreviated 4 corners
– Each corner Merkins & LBC=17. Starting with 4 Merkins & 1 LBC, down to 1 Merkin & 4 LBC
Back to launch spot for Mary
-Russian Twist/American Hammer x20
-Flutters x20
-Rosalitas x20
-Bicycle x5
Drop the mic, that’s a wrap
Moleskin:
I don’t get out to Dromedary much, but a great AO. Great to see new faces (to me) and some veterans.
Welcome to FNG- Wildcat (Zach), brought out by Catamount
Quite a young crowd this morning to keep us going. Excellent work by all.
To the Site Q’s Bananas & Bratwurst I appreciate the opportunity to lead & thanks for coming out. Hahaha
Announcements:
-Memorial Day weekend – keep eye on newsletter and schedule for convergences. Day Zero will be converging on Saturday 5/28.
– F3 Dads camp in August filling up rapidly – sign-up if you have interest
– Golf sign-up opening soon
– Bratwurst has the next Black Diamond workout to be held in SOBland Thursday 5/12/2016 @ 5:15am at Community House Middle School
– RAGNAR Relay Trail Race: Union County PAX, get in touch with Dasher… A51/SOB/IL get in touch with JRR Tolkien to HC or be on the ‘maybe’ list, and be put on a team. First sets of teams will be formed Saturday May 14th. See A51 Weekly newsletter for links and details.
– Community service project at Presbyterian on Providence May 14th – preblast
Thank you to Old McDonald for taking us out.
Well it felt like death to me at least. 22 PAX were grabassing, smoking and joking and at 5:31, we launched.
Thang:
Warm up – SSH X 30, toe touchers X 30 seconds, merkins X 10, 6 inches X 20 seconds. Mosey.
Raintree hill halfpipe for 5 burpees (hilltop A), 5 burpees (valley), 10 diamond merkins (hilltop B). TR out front with a fatherly suggestion that we shouldn’t be playing in traffic. Omaha, Green, Omaha.
Raintree hill #2 (worse than #1) halfpipe for 7 burpees (hilltop A), 7 burpees (valley), 15 diamond merkins (hilltop B). Most everyone did 3 sets before some mary in the valley. Again, surprising amount of traffic but TR’s fatherly instinct never kicked in.
Valley to hilltop 1 (large hill) for 7s with jump squats and burpees. Mary to wait. Mosey back to HQ.
NM:
It seemed a lot better in my head but this was miserable. Large hills remind me of the BRR nastiness that is upon us. Summertime is here which means BRR prep is here. Hope everyone got their security deposit’s worth.
Thanks to Lil’ Mike for taking us out and for moving out to #SouthSide. One by one…
T-Claps to Spackler for wearing his Free Range shirt. Beginning to wonder if it’s ever washed. #Thooper
T-Claps to Kirk for offering painful suggestions for today’s suckfest and not posting. #HurtLegs
T-Claps to Starfish for participating. He was sold a bag of goods and accepted it rather cheerfully.
T-Claps to SemiGloss and company for letting me Q.
T-Claps to Fletch for staying on my heels all morning. Couldn’t shake him.
T-Claps for T-Claps.
Memorial Day Convergence 7AM at Symphony Park. Race at 7:45AM. Signups on the Interweb.
Commence Mumblechatter.
This was a last minute Q for YHC, so did not have much time for originality but still found this one to be an ultimate beatdown a few weeks ago when Q’d by Sharknado. Writing this on a time crunch so no time for witty comments…sorry.
The THANG:
Grab your KB and head to the artificial turf for a one-sided pyramid or tower – still don’t know what to call it but this is how it went:
10 reps of each exercise
Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Round 4
Round 5
Round 6
Round 7
Round 8
Round 9
Round 10
Round 11
After that fun routine was over we mosey’d back over to the playground for some pull-ups
First, a little core pull-up – as many as you can do in a minute.
Pull-O-Rama
6 MInutes of Mary
At Rea’s Crest of Stone, 17 Wednesday warriors wandered weary-eyed to the long-handled “war hammer” area of operations, The Maul. Here’s what happened next in the theater of war:
NOTE: YHC thought the two line Indian Run would be good and could inspire some sprinting competition and esprit de corps, but then noticed that the line was mathematically half as long, so YHC called an audible and had PAX run forward, backward, forward. ProTip: stick with the regular Indian Run.
Count off PAX into 5 groups. Set up 5 stations that the PAX will rotate through. PAX at Stations 2 – 5 continue their exercises until the group at Station 1 is complete. Here are the stations:
– Station 1: Run a square (400m) karaoke right, sprint, karaoke left, sprint backward.
– Station 2: 10 Jump Lunge (each leg), 5 Carolina Dry Docks (repeat ↺)
– Station 3: 20 KB Swings, 5 KB Presses (each arm) (repeat ↺)
– Station 4: 10 Air Squats, 5 High Knee Jump Squats (repeat ↺)
– Station 5: 20 Mountain Climbers, Knee to opposite, 5 Hand Release Merkins (repeat ↺)
NOTE: In YHC’s rush to get this segment kicked off, the music selection was rushed for this segment. The PAX not only had to suffer through the exercises, but also through some B-track eclectic dance electronika music. **ProTip: blindly clicking a Spotify “workout” playlist while in the fog of Q my land you in a list called “ELECTROWorKOUT” (as YHC did). To be fair, it does have 872k followers and I did see some of the PAX heads bobbing. Philmont smelled popcorn.
Roughly 30 minutes of this; each group went through the all 5 stations 3-4 times.
Tight circle, 3 minutes of Russian Twists, with 2 KBs being passed along the PAX.
Widen the circle, then:
– 25 Flutter IC
– 25 LBC IC
– 10 Heels-to-Heaven IC
– ENDEX
NOTE: YHC lost track of time on the Mary; hat-tip to the PAX for the heads up. ProTip: 2 bells is too few for a PAX circle of 17 Russian Twist, YHC should have brough the rest.
Good effort by all today. Mic Check’s karaokes are faster than an average man’s sprint; Loogie is clearly part kettlebell; he would say (in a Christopher Walken voice) “you know what this weinke needs? More Kettle Bell”; Outback’s “no man left behind” attitude on the square run for vocally acknowledged several times; MT was crushing the stations almost as much as he was leading the PAX in bashing the dance craze music; Philmont (who was abandoned by all other Group 4 cohorts save YHC) kept a solid effort throughout, and was heard begging for some theatre popcorn as the smell wafted through the parking lot several times; VanDamme responded well to the urging of the PAX and put together a great effort. Everyone pushed it hard, too many to name all. Thanks for putting up with YHC today, first Q at the Maul and first time attempting to engage in PAX crowd control; big numbers is a different ball game.
Thanks Squid for taking us out.
Argonaut Out.
16 PAX planned to get after it on Rushmore Dr in the Ballantyne Corporate Park this morning in the final preparation until the 1 Mile Time Trial planned for 5/17 at Community House Middle School. The Planned workout was pretty big, we didn’t accomplish it in the 2 previous times either.
The THANG:
The MOLESKIN:
Announcements:
Fastest Swift backblast posting in a long time. The sun is still up…
SYITG,
Bratwurst
It was great to see such a strong showing at Bagpipe. I noticed that my Q announcement did not get re-tweeted by the SOB handle….so that may of had something to do with it.
Warmup
Indian Run up Ben Evers.
I think that’s what it’s called. I can’t ever tell because half of the guys in SOB land are still trying to graduate from their first ESL course.
The Thang
Mosey over to the crater introduced to by Tuck during the brave a few weeks ago. I am unsure if it has a name, but I propose Hellas, after the Hellas Impact crater on Mars. Much like the crater and (mario’s weekends), there a multiple routes into some deep, deep holes.

The PAX ran down into the crater, completed 10 merkis and 20 squats at the bottom, and then ran up.
The group only completed two laps before we had to head back.
On the way back we completed squats, merkins, jump squats, and bomb jacks.
Moleskin
YHC misjudged the distance to the crater and as a result the workout ended with a fairly high mileage (~3.8). I am sorry to those that aren’t comfortable running that distance, but appreciate your putting up with it anyway.
I really was great to see such a strong turnout and meet an FNG. I am really looking forward to the spring and summer of 2016.
Thanks,
Pebbles.
Despite numerous warnings, 23 pax still showed up to crank out 5 laps on the five Knolls.
Warm-up:
Run down to Davie, then to Rea, and then to Whitegate. Stop for 20 merkins oyo at each point. Run to rear of neighborhood.
Main Event:
At the the top of the Five Knolls mountain, 10 groiners oyo
Run down to the bottom, 20 merkins oyo
Run up to other side of Five Knolls. 10 squats oyo
Run back to bottom, 20 merkins oyo
Run up to top
repeat this “halfpipe track” 3-4 more times
#FastTwitch Special: Suicide run up the hill
Return:
Mosey back up the hill to front of neighborhood for some mary
Mosey back to Davie and regroup
AYG back to Strawberry
Mosey back to lot
Merkins: 200-220
Miles: 5.5 – 6.3
…
Just a touch of rain on the cars this morning, but ground was pretty dry for the 10 of us that showed up at OPE. The two site Qs were so far ahead this morning, that we both wrote pre-blasts. Were it not for Twitter notifications, we’d have had dueling pre-blasts….but as I had the Q yesterday at DMZ and promised this to be part 2, I somehow won out. That, or Sundancer really didn’t like Bushwood’s parking lot shuffle, which is entirely possible as it included WW2 situps #pukedancer.
Anyway, we decided to forgo the 3-mile Murph (I still think of it sing-song to Gilligan’s Island theme song) and went with the classic Murph.
Run a mile. 100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats. Run another mile.
Classic upper body beat down. Everyone finished early (Swiper in 36 minutes), so we had multiple minutes of Mary…in fact, we all kind of took turns with her right there on the baby track. It was something to behold.
Hammer and Sledge went full Elvis after the initial mile and left the building. I thought it had to be something Sundancer said, as is typically the case, but no…they Elvised. Not sure which, but I’d guess Sledge because he couldn’t drive himself. Note – there is a porta-jon on site at concessions.
Runstopper was waiting in the parking lot when we finished the initial mile. This was a wheelhouse workout for him, too. Reminded me of Nibs (underrated pull-ups for the big man, despite what Cougar says) and Monkey Feet #Namaste, who both crush this type of workout.
With the tunes out, and a lot of upper body work to do, everyone got into their own little pain caves, which was only broken up by momentary hilarity. I can’t, and won’t, regurgitate all of it, but it was a good time. Lot of 2nd F out there today.
I seriously thought Nuke was showing off and doing one handed pull-ups for a minute, which he quickly denied. Just a really close grip, as in hands almost overlapping. High Tide was appreciative this was the 2-mile version, and somehow, he managed to continue with pull-ups while laughing. I could not. No idea who called for 10 Burpees at the end of Mary #refusenik. Xs and Os was fun. A little harder to hold the X today after leg day at DMZ.
Enjoyed it today, gents. We’ll be back out next week.
Announcements:
Swiper has the Q at Death Valley tomorrow. He likened it to Armageddon, dogs and cats living together, and “yeah, all that shit”. So, should be a happy Hump Day!
F3 Dad’s Camp – sign up now or get left out. Awesome time!