So run, you [PAX]… RUN! Tell all the other [PAX] the [BRR’s] comin’!
You tell ’em [the BRR is] coming… and [hill’s] coming with me, you hear?…
[Hill’s] coming with me! – Wyatt Earp
Video Link to movie quote – jump to 3:39
At 0515 on Tuesday morning, 15 PAX shook off the slumber of the night before and heeded the warning that the BRR was coming. And we all know what fun stuff the Hills had in store.
The THANG:
Moleskin:
16 PAX mustered for another episode of SOFAWIB. Several were shirtless not long after the starting gun went off. Those that were followed Iron Mike in usual fashion.
The Thang:
At OPE playground:
NM:
-Kirk is wading into the water after a month on IR. Welcome back.
-Run Prancer handed over the whistle this morning to Swiper. Kirk and Swiper will now get back to planning world domination via SOFAWIB.
-Sledge was hustlin’. 13 years old and crushing it. Atta boy.
-On the outro run, Run Prancer was running alongside red-shirt-guy (Wolfman?). With little to no heavy breathing, they were talking about dollhouses and new casserole recipes. #hustle
-One Eye maintaining his image with 1 of his 300 head bands and his combat gloves.
-Hops was out there today for his SOFAWIB maiden voyage. He left with mulch in tow to show for it.
-TClaps to Kirk for the take out.
-Send some prayers up for McGee’s mom. Bad diagnosis of cancer and she needs the Sky Q right now.
-Strong showing this morning for SOFAWIB. Let’s keep the momentum going. Let’s hit 20 next week. Send an email, text someone, tell a friend. Make history.
I wanted to spend the day on the soccer field and it was closed. Being the stellar Q, I am I move things to the Premier lot (not deck). This would be my undoing. Details to Follow.
COP
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Mountain tapper (Mountain Climber/Shoulder tap) x 20
Alabama A$$kickers – 20ish
The Thang
Three Exercises Pike push-up, Curb dip with leg extension, Glute March
Round 1 – 40 reps each, take a lap around the lot
Round 2 – 30 reps each, lap
Round 3 – 20 reps, lap
Round 4 – 10 reps
2 Exercises
Merkins & Sea Turtles
40, 30, 20 & 10 reps (or as many as possible within time)
Indian Run back to home
Moleskine
As I mentioned, I originally wanted to do the exercises on the field with a shorter down and back after each set. Going around the lot took too long and most guys couldn’t finish. (Q fail.) On the plus side, I think most enjoyed the pike, curb dip and glute march. The plan was to work some lesser used muscles including back, core and glutes, The Alabama Asskickers and Mountain taps were not as popular. (My counting was not helpful.) All in all, not a lot grumbling and most guys were making an honest effort to maintain form. Always a pleasure to lead!
Note: The following announcement does not affect F3 Dads workout at Col. Francis Beatty Park which will meet at the normal place and time at the baseball fields.
However, the SOBDads workout at the Bull Ring is cancelled on June 18. Meet at Anne Springs Dairy Barn instead (see below).
#F3Dads would like to invite the men of F3 to join in a community service event at Anne Springs Close Greenway. Many of us enjoy the trails of Anne Springs on a weekly basis and now is our chance to give back. The Anne Springs volunteer coordinator has created an opportunity just for F3’ers and 2.0’s (age 2 – old).
You don’t even need to have a 2.0 to join in the fun! Everyone’s invited! Let’s show them what F3 is about and show the kids what it means to give back to the community in a big way. The goal is for 30 to 60 men and 2.0’s to join in the effort.
After the work is complete, we will have a picnic lunch at the Nature Center and venture down to Lake Haigler for some lakeside fun! Here’s the plan…
Saturday June 18
8:45 am – Arrive at the main Dairy Barn parking lot at Anne Springs Work Location
(mention you are with the F3 community service group for free entry)
9:00 – 10:30 am – Split into three groups and make a difference
Group 1: Clean up trees and limbs from the sides of the entryway
Group 2: Clean the entry sign area and lights leading down to the Dairy Barn
Group 3: Repair the gravel road where it has washed out over the winter
10:30 – 11:00 am – Clean up our tools and mosey/drive to the Nature Center (Picnic Location)
11:00 – 1:00 pm – Enjoy a picnic lunch together at the Nature Center and Lake Haigler
Note 1: M’s are welcome to join in the fun at the Nature Center/Lake Haigler. Just have them mention they are with the F3 group to get free admission through the Lake Haigler gate at the location in the link.
Note 2: For logistics sake, the picnic lunch is BYOE “bring your own everything” style (or sweet talk the M into bringing it later). YHC will bring some waters and the F3 Dads dodgeballs for fun.
Logistics:
Tools Needed:
If you are like me, you love what Anne Springs Close Greenway does for the community. To have a recreation area like this in our backyard is amazing. Let’s give back!
See you there. Email Honey Bee (jlevins9@hotmail.com) with any questions.
Please comment below or email with your RSVP so that we can plan tools and water amounts.
We’re stealing from our Metro brethren. Partner up. As usual, size/speed/Myers Briggs/dominant hand all matter.
At OPE playground:
If you feel so inclined, meet at the usual SOFAWIB HQ. Train leaves at 5:30.
Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs] A guy your size, why don’t you [run The Wiggler]?
Chubbs: My Momma wouldn’t sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.
Run The Wiggler! You don’t need a permission slip! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Fellowship pace…
**Happy Gilmore
Swift will be on the hills this week. Specifically, in 400m doses. No watch programming needed. Run the 400m Hill at 1mile Race Pace effort (a.k.a. R-pace, Repetition Pace, find yours at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator). Recover down, Repeato.
Launch at 0500 from the Vine American Kitchen parking lot for extra credit warm-up.
Launch at 0515 from the Vine American Kitchen parking lot for the main event warm-up.
Launch at 0630 for F3-Timekeeper (3rdF) at Einstein Brothers bagels. Material this week for Chapter 2 of Crazy Love is:
For the 14 who posted: It was only the worst of times. No best of times to be found.
Tail 1: the smug doe who doesn’t even have the courtesy to raise its smug white tail to alert the rest of the smug deer that a fierce biped predator is approaching. [Deer thought bubble]: “Look at that sad creature coming up the hill. I am gonna sit here a minute and see if he collapses because I’ve never heard those sounds before……Nope, taking too long. I am going to eat those pansies over there.”.
Tail 2: Board shorts as jock strap. That’s all I am gonna say.
Kirk on Q next week and he promises to stay away from….you know. #DingDangDong.
Sound off if you feel the need.
11 SOBs ignored my warning as today’s workout could be one of my toughest Foxhole Q’s ever. Here’s what we did:
The Thang:
After a quick warm up of SSH, IW, Windmills & Merkins
We lined up for two-man grinders, rotating to the next plate/tire after each round.
ROUND 1
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Two-handed swings to 100 combined.
ROUND 2
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Goblet Squat to 80 combined.
ROUND 3
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Cleans to 100 combined.
ROUND 4
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Snatches to 50 combined.
ROUND 5
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Upright Rows to 100 combined.
ROUND 6
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Overhead Press to 100 combined.
ROUND 7
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Lawn Mowers to 80 combined.
ROUND 8
PAX 1: Hairburner to speed bump and back/Tire Flips X 14
PAX 2: Tricep Extentsion to 50 combined.
COT
Moleskin:
When I started the workout this morning, I made it very clear that I “borrowed” this Q from my great buddy Tiger Rag. He beat us with this mess the Monday before the F3 Olympics in June of 2014. The suck has such an impact on me that day that the memory is forever bashed into the place where awful experiences live inside my mind.
I did make a few adjustments to TR’s original weinke to make the workout my own. I replaced 2 plates (he used 8) with 2 tractor tires for flipping. I also switched up a few of the KB exercises and I cut out the Mary at the end.
At the end of 45 minutes, my garmin said we had completed .91 miles of hairburners and tire flips. The pain was real as alteast 1 PAX (not to be named) spilled Merlot in between hairburners. If you completed the challenge without modification, you should have done 12 sets of hairburners at 35 yards down and 35 yards back and 4 sets of 14 150lb tractor tire flips.
Please add any additional thoughts or comments below.
It was an honor to lead the men in the Gloom this morning.
Announcements:
Sign up for the F3 mentoring program. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AGkTVSQ_IEmzxnXTaMrhl5tphDRWZzY6pzoyM1Rgs6k/viewform?edit_requested=true
F3 Dads Community service day project is this Saturday, 9am at Anne Springs Greeenway. Be on the look out for a preblast from Honey Bee.
(Posted on behalf of O’Tannenbaum)
Hot and humid at Area 51, so it didn’t take much to get the soup cooking . . . 1st ingredient was 7 dedicated men and 1 dedicated 2.0
WARM UP: Mosey to the field for 10 laps of running (150 yards per lap). The first 3 laps had interjections of SSH x 25, Merkins x 25, and Mtn Climbers x 15
NEXT: Mosey to the blocks for 2 minute plank. Grab a cinder block and carry it over to the lower parking lot for these activities:
Partner Up for 5 Merkins at each side and then Lunge Walk to end
Move down to lower field. Partner 1 completes Box Jump Burpees using Blocks x 10, Partner 2 runs to end of lower field and back. Flapjack (Complete 3 sets)
MOVE BLOCKS TO SHADE: Grinder set of 10, Squats and Broad Jumps
Carry blocks back home with multiple stops along the way for Mary: LBCs, Bench/Block Press & Flutter Combo, and Plank
Mosey back to Upper Lot and wrap it up with 3 sets of 10 Pull-ups and 10 Dips
BOM
NMM: PAX will have to add their comments to fill in the details