AYE. 8, err, 9? 7 maybe. There were some counting problems (most likely due to O2 deprivation), so let’s just go with 7 and start again from the top.
AYE. 7 men gathered in the cool, crisp Gloom for the weekly Matrix Red Pill. YHC recalls the days when Matrix would have 20+ Pax but in times like these, we’ll take anything more than 3, and more than 3 we got. Here’s what we did:
THE THANG
Mosey to lower parking lot
Begin to do warmup with SSH and Low Slow Squat but then we smelled a skunk
Or, perhaps, a 52 year old fart from O Tannenbaum. It’s not entirely clear.
Either way, we had to get out of there before someone got hurt.
Mosey back up to the launchpoint
Station 1
8 x Pullups
8 x Exploding Merkins
8 x Lunge+Jumpsquat
Repeat at 10 and 12 counts
Run to entrance of the school
8 x Burpees
8 x Heels to Heaven (head cadence)
8 x Peter Parkers (head cadence)
Repeat at 10 and 12 counts
Repeat 3x
Close out with 10 burpees to get to an even 100
YE OLDE MOLESKINE
Strong crowd today but, unfortunately, constant counting kept the mumblechatter at a minimum. That was an feature, not a bug, because YHC knows well that where mumblechatter is present, YHC is more often than not the target. Actually, YHC is more often than not the instigator, but either way, mumblechatter is antithetical to #smokefest workouts.
YHC was pleased to see some long-lost faces at The Matrix, most notably Gypsy, Christmas and Madison. YHC was also pleased to see O Tannenbaum posting a sub-5:30 – and no, I’m not talking about his mile times.
Thanks to our perennially-injured nantan of The Matrix, PopTart #tart, for asking me to Q – once on Slack, once over email, twice over text, three times over phone calls and, finally, with a handwritten letter.
McGee OUT
Tomorrow, Tuesday 3/10, is the return of the Thrive Challenge!
The Thrive Challenge is always a different F3 workout, no cadence, no COP, no Mary.
This is you vs you to set a baseline (If your first time) to compare back to at a future challenge or hopefully crush your last challenge if not your first.
It goes like this…
Perform exercise 1 using whatever time you need to still have the best form you can muster. Once complete you will run, walk or crawl a predefined lap around the perimeter of the parking lot which is about 1/3 of a mile.Get back and complete exercise 2, do lap, etc.
Get through as much as you can until time is called. If you cheat or cut corners you are only hurting yourself and your baseline. I don’t care if it takes the whole time to get through one or two things, that will be the baseline you will work towards crushing the next time. For example, bend those elbows on a merkin, at the same time do the full rep, don’t race and “bounce” the merkins, etc.
I will start the instructions a little early so that we have most of the 45 minutes to put in the work.
SYITG
Aye!
Hair Band
13 gentlemen ditched the fartsack and weathered the fog and wind to post at The Brave Friday morning. Before announcements and taking off Frehley’s informed everyone that there was 0% chance of gaseous expulsions…both of the solid and gas form. With that assurance YHC knew that these Pax were serious and ready to get down to business.
The Thang
Mosey to the parking garage on the corner of Ballantyne Commons and Ballantyne Corporate. Standard warmup of SSH, Hillbilly’s, potato pickers and mtn climbers. YHC took this opportunity to clarify that cherries grow on trees and potatoes in the ground, therefore potato pickers logically is the proper name for this exercise. After warming up we headed to the start of the parking ramp. Parking garage suicides were up next, run up one level and by the stairs 20 monkey humpers and 10 wide arm merkins. Down the stairs and then up to the 2nd level repeating until all 4 levels were covered. The six were our timekeepers so the overachievers that finished before the six were instructed to restart the suicides until the last guy finished.
After completing the parking garage we moseyed to the Lance building at the fitness trail entrance. As the runners reached this spot everyone circled back for the six…keeping everyone moving at all times. At the fitness trail partnered up. P1 runs to one pull up bar and P2 to the other pull up bar with 10 pull ups each. Meet back in the middle for 10 hand slap merkins. Flap jack pull up bars and meet in the middle for 10 shoulder taps (left and right = 1). YHC called for 6 rounds of this. After everyone finished it was time to head back to launch but since we were a ways from launch YHC called for taking it in sections. First leg was to the top of bagpipe hill over the bridge, with circling back for the six. At this point we stopped for 1 minute elbow plank hold. Second leg was to Ballantyne Commons, circling back for the six. Here we did a bit o’ Mary with heels to heaven. Final leg was back to launch rolling back right at 6:15.
Moleskin
As YHC’s first Q of The Brave I was not quite sure what to expect. It was YHC’s goal to a) get the prerequisite 4 miles in and b) make the workout challenging for all by keeping everyone moving at all times. Hence the call for keeping the suicides going until everyone finished and circling back for the six at each leg of any mosey. Overall we got at least 4.8 miles in and some upper body work. I don’t care who you are, 60 pull ups will make you feel it. Solid work by all, not a large gap between the thoroughbreds and the six. I think a few guys only got one extra level of the garage in before all were done.
Thanks Tuck for the opportunity to lead.
10 Pax came out to Homecoming for a good Saturday morning beatdown. DICCS was given and off we went for a nice long mosey.
COP:
The usual stuff….a little of this a little of that:
And away we went for a bit more moseying…….
The Thang:
The Beast. Okay first the whining about the fact we were going to be in the grass started before our first mosey. In an effort to keep everyone’s panties from wadding too much I chose to modify the exercises and kept us off the ground.
Here’s the Beast:
Six repetitions of six separate exercises performed at the 25, 50 and 25 yard line. Exercises are done on the way down the field and on the way back. So, in effect exercises are performed 6 times each and we performed six different exercises.
Rally at the road for some Mary while the six finishes. Off for the next mosey to the brick pile.
Return bricks and off to the trails for a little trip down memory lane. Mosey around the front of the high school…around the back…back up the trail from whence we came and back up and around to our starting point. We covered a bit over 3.5 miles by most measures.
Announcements:
I failed in my Q duties to keep recording through the announcements….maybe one of the Pax can add detail.
Peace
When YHC arrived at Elizabeth Lane Elementary about 5 minutes early (seriously), I noted MAD’s car in the lot. MAD had threatened to attend a gear workout earlier in the week, so it was nice to see him making good on his word. High Tide joined a few minutes later and we got the bells together.
Disclaimer: YHC and High Tide knew what we were in for, so the disclaimer was more personally applied to MAD, especially with his return from injury.
The Thang: (workout #3 of week 9 of the SFG I prep program)
Main Event:
Mary:
Moleskine:
Trying to keep the Area 51, non-Waxhaw division, backblast streak alive.
15 of us gathered in a church parking lot this morning. Although outnumbered by the group selling pine needles in the hinterlands of the parking lot, we attacked the morning after a solid disclaimer, which included me bragging about my pregame routine. #solid
Off we go, quick tour up the North Face just to get the complaining started. Then we started across the front field – OMG, the whining. There was some water in the grass. People didn’t have the right shoes or gloves or something. So we turned around and took the dry route. Up to 51, right to Carrington for a quick warmup in their pool parking lot. Then on to Davie Park. Run to the second lightpost, 5 burpees, back one lightpost for 10 jump squats. 2 lightposts, 5 burpees, back one – you get the idea. Assemble at the end near the dog park. Who takes their dog to the park at 7:15 am? I don’t trust them. It’s either drugs (supported by the open trunk on the unattended car in the parking lot) or a secret romantic interlude. It’s like the two cars that came into the church at Hydra at 5:45 for “Bible Study”. Sure. Anyway, we did some partner laps there. Then went to the hill behind the building there for a triple nickle. So much more complaining about the mud. Then back to the gate at the front, stopping at every light post for 5 burpees. There was Mary mixed in between all that stuff for recovery. AYG to Rea/51. Then across Rea to the rock pile. More partner laps near there, then back to the cars. We quit at 7:59. Deal with it. 4 miles and at least 50 burpees so I think you got your money’s worth.
Fun crew this morning. Bounce was also there. And a good number went down to Starbucks for coffee – their new seating is not conducive to a gross crowd like ours. You’re going to want to wipe down those nice vinyl seats.
Announcements:
Final Death Valley workout this week. Expect big crowds, and wear your muddy shoes.
Beer mile on 4/24. Training is going well.
5 PAX made their way to #F3Peak51 and here’s what went down.
The Thang:
The veteran PAX were properly disclaimed and we were off moseying to the bus lot behind the school for some COP.
COP:
Greenway Repeats
We made our way to the Greenway, carefully dodging some mud and puddles. We took off for the rocks and water feature about .20 miles down the Greenway for some circuit work.
When were finished, we headed back up the Greenway towards to school stopping for some Mary
After finishing this set, we moseyed back to the rocks and water feature for another round, we completed 3 round in total.
Mini Murph
We moved over to the playground located in the center of the track for a Mini Murph after each set, we took a lap around the track. Repeato for 3 total rounds.
A quick check of the watch and we headed back to the start point, but not before we got some gassers in to get our mileage up to 2 miles for the workout.
Mary:
Back to the start point with a few minutes left for some Mary.
Done
Moleskinny:
Announcements:
commitment started right on time with 17 PAX – Brutus, Chastain, Chainsaw, Frack, Popeye, Weatherman, JWow, Fuse Box, Shop Dawg, Deep Dish, Red Rider, Carb Load, Run Flat, Twinkle Toes, Dough Boy, Two Hand Touch, Hi Hat
We moseyed passed the fields and back to circle up for our warm up:
15 SSH, 10 Murkins, 15 Mountian climbers, 10 Low SS, 15 SSH in cadence. with a calf stretch for what was to come 😉
1st series: now turn around and Lunge-walk the parking lot 40-50 yds, heading back towards the school from the classic COT warm up place for Commitment Saturdays.
Then an LBC/BURPEE web with Paula Abdul. “We took two Trees forward and one tree back” as we migrated through the drive, “go” starts the grunts to get to the 2nd tree away from us to hit the deck and bust out count down from 10 with LBCs at the second tree and count up 1 each time for the Burpees as you sprint back to the first tree. Then 9:2, 8:3 7:4 so on and so forth. “oh, I thought twinkle toes was going to take it easy on us for his vQ, he such a nice guy…” someone mumbles from the crowd. To which I said, “It’s all down Hill from here” as we started our ascent towards what would be know as “The Hill” then another PAX chimes in. More banter. Loving it.
2nd Series: Partnering up, P1 runs down and back up the hill, while P2 does Freddie Mercury’s, switch and continue for 200 FM. “Making sure to touch the line at the bottom” I say as we start down and then back up.
Then marys until the six is in. jWow on the front line. Then mosey to back if school and first playground. Get into grps of 3.
3rd Series: The THANG = The Kensington 600
200 Low Slow Squats
200 LBCs
200 Dips
as a team of three, one is running at all times until complete. Then Mary’s until the six is in.
lets mosey now over around the school yard and head up to front buss lot of Kensington ES. Three stations, three rounds: 15 LS squats, run to tattoo two to give me 10 Murkins, run to station three to give me 5 Pull ups. Rinse and repeat 3 x.
14 minutes to go.
4th series: A murkin/American Hammer Web. 1:4, 2:8, 3:12 and so on until …Can anybody count correctly after 8:32… thanks brothers for taking over with the counting out loud while I catch my breathe. All in cadence. All pax did amazing job.
Then mosey back to parking lot for last 4 minutes of backwards lunge and squats. We got to 6:24 when It was time. We had pushed it hard and everyone was together the whole way. Announcements and then I took us out with prayer for God to watch over us and our communities as we grow leaders from within.
my first vQ, shots out to Carb Load, Tupperware, and Chastain for their support prior and along the way. Hope I gave the PAX a good commitment workout this morning. Thanks for everything F3.
Announcements – new Q Source starting up on Friday May 1st. 0630 to 0700 at the Cureton McDonald’s
2nd F lunch at Hickory Tavern in Indian Land at noon today. Visit with Doc McStuffins
Christ’s Closet folding night this upcoming Thursday at Union United Methodist
Christ’s Closet giveaway in Pageland on April 2nd. See Shop Dawg for details
Foster care $$$ giveaway – if you know any foster care non profits, Guardianlongrange.com is donating $10,000. Contact Red Rider for details or go to the website
10 pax posted at Meathead this past Wednesday for the second installment of week 9 of our 11-week strength program.
Warm up: arm circles (big, small)
The Thang:
| Waiter carries: 5 x (1 carry ea side @ 32kg) |
| Double cleans: 5 x (5 cleans @ 24kg) |
| Double front squats: 5 x (5 squats @ 24kg) |
| 2H swings: 5 x (20 swings @ 40-48kg, rest :30) |
COT with the Anvil pax, where Point Break took us out. Happy birthday, PB!
Announcements (courtesy of the Anvil backblast):
Mumblechatter: