A Measured, Reloaded Burn

A Measured, Reloaded Burn

Date: 2024-01-27 AO: olympus Q: Krzyzewski PAX: MARTA, Wabbit, The Worm, Emoji, mighty_mite, ickey_shuffle, Mountain Momma FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Like the oddly-comforting and unsettling sensation caused by the warmth of a subway station in winter (subway funk, if you will), the muggy air greeted the pax this morning for a reloaded beatdown. While YHC’s newly implemented cadence seemed to be welcomed, the admittedly disjointed playlist did not seem as well received. It would appear 1991 jams > 1997, at least for this crew. Mumblechatter made the rounds from rubgy to smoked meats to football coaches, but strangely kept coming back to food. Talk of the new Little Mama’s kitchen on Rea Rd. had YHC thinking of lasagna between sets. Overall it was a good ‘deload’ week as we gear back up for a push over the upcoming final weeks of the hypertrophy program…rumor has it Voodoo will be bringing out the big boy bells next week. Let’s get into this week’s recap… WARMUP: 10x swings, prying squats, 5x high-pulls (e/s), synovial circles, 5x one-handed swings (e/s), 5x slingshots (e/w) THE THANG: 1) Fib. A – Double clean & press 3x/5x/8x (3 sets) 2) Fib. B – Double front squats & double bent-over row 3x/5x/8x (3 sets) 3) Carries – Suitcase (alternate e/s) 20 paces / 30 paces / 50 paces (2 sets) – Waiter (alternate e/s) 20 paces / 30 paces / 50 paces (2 sets) 4) EMOM (6 mins) – Minute A: Merkins (10x) – Minute B: SLDL (6x e/s) MARY: – “Demon”-crushers (10x) – Anchored leg raise (10x) – Glutebridge (30 sec.) – …and then fun and games led by O.T. as the men of the Rock joined us for COT ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Next Blood drive is March 8th! – The recently-opened New York Old School Bagel on Pineville-Matthews is probably the closest thing to a N.Y. bagel YHC has had since living in Charlotte…fight me – Spackles’ post this week about Proverbs 27:17 got YHC thinking and going down an interesting rabbit hole. This verse especially resonates with us (I mean, it’s been plastered on our Area 51 t-shirts, right?) given the symbiotic imagery and brotherhood it implicitly evokes. However, Spackles made a good point – why would King Solomon (presumably) write a verse centered on accountability? One thread YHC stumbled on suggests, perhaps, we’ve been viewing this verse through a more modern lens, when in fact it could be read through a negative connotation that may have been more applicable at the time (www.jstor.org/stable/10.15699/jbl.1344.2016.2997#:~:text=Proverbs%2027%3A17%2C%20%E2%80%9CIron,%E2%80%9D%20(27%3A6).). In other words, sharpening iron actually makes it a better device for wrong-doing (e.g., a sharp tongue). YHC never really thought about it this way, but it’s a powerful image. To be clear, it is important to focus on the positive, but negative spirals can be equally, if not more, powerful – think of the gambler going on tilt. How important is it then that we, the men of F3, be that light in the gloom? We can be that example in the community to help others avoid going down the dark path. Maybe a good meditation for this week… COT: O.T. took out the collective crews

M&M (merkins and miles)

Date: 2024-01-27 AO: the-rock Q: O Tannenbaum PAX: ChickenWing, Floor Slapper, Water Works, geraldo, Cottonmouth, ductwork, Focker, rachel, @mulch FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: yes it was THE THANG: 1mile warm up with 100 merkins. Glorious: 10 at a time high quality! Then SSH,Hillbillies, PP, Sharon Towers, plank, lunge walk with jump squats x 2. 5 laps of WWII sit ups x 10, run to cones for Left Rom deadlifts, run to end of big lot for 1 burpee, around to next set of cones for Right Rom Deadlifts, then to base for repeat-total of 5 laps with increasing burpees (someone did 6). Move to tables for box jumps-dips-wwII X 2.  And wall sits with 50 air press X 2.?Finish with parking lot lunge walk-jump squat-burpee combo  and connect with Kettlebellers💪 MARY: Rosalita, Dolly, LBC, toe tap crunch, WWII, FM, scissor. ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Nice spring like morning-no rain us. Prayers for all-lots of thanks and lots of needs! Great way to start your Saturday#bebetter_@hoover_@geraldo

Weed and blueberry aromas, related, possibly

Date: 2024-01-27 AO: chicken-run Q: HazMat , Kielbasa PAX: bunker, das_boot, midriff, jrr_tolkien, Franky, soft_pretzel, wingman, Sherpa, Paper Jam, bratwurst, Chopper, Danger Field, Damascus, Odd Job FNGs: None COUNT: 16 WARMUP: 0415 craziness THE THANG: 11 mile route of hill MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: ExLAx next week I’ll be there but will post route CR anyway COT: coffee and blueberry muffins?!

Test Backblast with Pictures

Date: 2024-01-26 AO: general Q: Moneyball PAX: Slackbot, GitHub, PAXminer FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Just a test…

On behalf of The O’est of the Tannenbaums

Date: 2024-01-26 AO: kevlar Q: O Tannenbaum PAX: poptart, ChickenWing, Orange Whip, Rudy, Big League Chew, Horsehead FNGs: None COUNT: 7 OW on behalf of OT
Basically 45 mins of chatter….and other stuff..
Dumb and Dumber – look at the buns on that, he must work out
Yoga pants that are going too far, poop stains are next
OT taking us to a swimming hole to do Merkins
Going to other region AOs and realizing they don’t run at all, and they take F3 very seriously
Horsehead ran by to say hello after launching from….Jonathans
OT took a 17 min shower behind the door of his car after COT
Some serious talk about alcoholism and mental health…affecting many people these days. Lots of lonely dudes out there. Take notice men…you guys are the eyes and ears out there and you never know who might need the most insignificant word of encouragement or advice. You are all leaders and are more powerful and impactful than you know.

Whole lot of running and funning

Date: 2024-01-25 AO: the-phoenix Q: midriff PAX: Rousey, Hawkeye, Hippie, Franky, Roulette, kirby FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Prerun with @Franky in the moist, warm gloom @Hippie meets us at warmup on the way to rock pile #1 Run 2.5 miles, stopping for rock exercises, mary and burpees. Make sure to do 25 of each exercises on 1/25. Wave to the sad clown assembly line (Planet Fitness) before running back to launch. First Nations run with burpees on the way back
CoT: Shoutout to @Roulette for inspiring us to take the DRP. Savage Race. Prayers for @Franky as he holds down the fort while his M travels to Germany. Thank you Lord for the gift that these men are to me and how they sharpen me!

Waffles for everyone

Date: 2024-01-26 AO: centurion Q: Waffle House PAX: snowflake, Snuka, Emoji, Mildew, Pilgrim, Preschool, Unique FNGs: 1 Unique COUNT: 8 WARMUP: It warmed THE THANG: It hurt MARY: It seemed to never end ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayers for friends facing cancer. COT: FNG naming and hat handout for WH bringing new blood to the AO.

Better Late Than Never

Date: 2024-01-05 AO: centurion Q: Snuka PAX: Point Break, Rawhide, margo, Emoji, Gen Z FNGs: None COUNT: 6 No details on this one! Just a late entry for the record and to keep track of Pax throughout the year!

Gravity & the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics are Undefeated

Date: 2024-01-26 AO: _area-51 Q: spackles PAX: 49er, geraldo, ductwork, Focker, Water Works, baracus, Hops, puddin_pop FNGs: None COUNT: 9 After a riveting disclaimer that included something about doing what the Q says, not what he does, 9 pax launched into the muggy, schweaty Joust gloom. Puddin promised to make it a full 45 minutes after his Code Brown at Hydra yesterday. T-claps to 49’er for battling through turf toe. BA said everything hurts when he runs…so he walked everywhere. Just kidding. We’re all old and battling old manism and dad bod’s. #ACupSeason is upon us. Work the chesticles. Focker, Water Works and Ductwork were talking shop while making the five trips up to Miss Meyer’s Blue Door during Triple Nickel. Geraldo and BA were talking something about how they’d like to fire a lot of the millenials that report to them. Hops was struggling as per his norm but thankful to be back in the gloom after a stint on IR. Notice anybody missing in the gloom? Well then call him. “As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another” – Proverbs 27:17. The dude who wrote this actually did not really have other men to whom he was accountable in a real way. And his life was a friggin’ mess, and those are his words. Don’t be like him.

Marvin Miles out and back

Date: 2024-01-26 AO: marvin-miles Q: Polly PAX: Kielbasa FNGs: None COUNT: 2 We left the parking lot with plans to just run out 2.5 and come back, with a few wrong turns we got in 5.5 total but the weather was great so no complaints.