Three Musketeers; Three’s Company….etc

Three Musketeers; Three’s Company….etc

Yep, only three pax joined up on a cool misty morning to start off their Saturday in good fashion at Ascent.  Pele planted the Shovel Flag, Nuke came rolling in on two wheels and then we were off.

The Thang:

Warm up lap around track; another one with butt kickers, high knees, karaoke; then we do some stretching:  Hand Walk, Inverted Hamstring x 20, Lateral lunge x 10 each

Mosey To playground for modified Murph:

5 pullups, 10 merkins, 15 squats rinse and repeat for 15 mins

Recover jog around field

To concession stand area:

10 Derkins, 10 Step-ups (each leg), 15 Situps (old school); rinse and repeat 3 times

Mosey through woods to neighbor hill for 7s:

Jump Squats at bottom; Diamond merkins at top

Back to Basketball court for Mary:

Mason Twist x 20

Dolly x 20

Flutter x 20

LBC x 20

Mosey to Wall for People’s Chair with 20 airpresses then 20 Donkey kicks; rinse and repeat

Mosey back to cars for COT

Moleskine:

Solid performance by all 3 of us out there.  The mist and cooler temp are a nice welcome.  Don’t let a little weather keep you from posting.

Nuke seemed to like the 7s on the hill

Ok, so what’s the deal with the 6am ulitmate frisbee game?  YHC hears that this has been going on for the past couple of Saturdays.  Interesting….

Thanks for letting me lead Ascent.  It was a pleasure.

Pele, thanks for taking us out.  Pele works hard out in the gloom and always seems to have a smile on his face.  #encouragement

 

SOFA WIB: Pre-blast

Partner-up accordingly

Opening mile: new route https://www.strava.com/routes/3411508

  • Start at our trusty 5-0 whip
  • left onto Rea Road
  • left on Windyrush Road
  • Run to intersection of Windyrush and Foxworth Drive
  • Reverse course back to to 5-0 (approx 1 mile)

Baby track:

  • Partner carry 1/2 lap / 15 partner derkins each / flapjack and complete 15 more partner derkins at start

Playground:

  • Primate bars: 5 pull-ups on one end / traverse bars / 5 more pull-ups on last rung
  • 20 partner plank sit-ups each

Concession stand:

  • 20 incline merkins each
  • People’s chair on concession with 50 overhead air press

Batting cages:

  • 10 hand-release burpees
  • 20 diamond merkins each

Run through field back to baby track and repeat.

6:06 wrap-up by 5-0 for closing mile

 

Speed Laps in the Orange Box

Twas a damp morning in the nether regions between Metro and Area 51. When YHC got the (reminder) text about being on schedule to Q, all focus went towards steering clear of soggy soil. Hence, we took to the pavement.

After a brief mosey to CoC lot for a loop around the new parking lot, we circled up at the launch point for some COP.

COP

– SSH x25 IC

– Mtn Climbers x15 IC

– Parker Peters x20 IC

– Merkins x20 IC

We partnered up with someone of equal or similar speed and set off at a fast mosey up Carmel, banging a left on Town & Country, waving to @Bushwood as we passed.

We ren-des-vous-ed at the corner of T&C/Valencia. Gotta say, haven’t come across a lot of streets in the QC named after citrus fruits…maybe it’s a Metro thing? Kirk was also keen to point out the smooth, supple asphalt on Valencia vs. the brazen, gravel surface on T&C. A few gents heeded the advice and kept their man-paws soft and velvety on the derkins. Post at #F3DayZero once or twice and you’ll never complain about “rough” pavement.

Link up with yer partner for speed laps around the orange box (Valencia-Sharon View-Granada-T&C). Race the box in opposite directions: Partner 1 turning right for a clockwise loop; other partner turning left for an anti-clockwise loop #nascar. First one back to starting point wins the lap.

Lap 1: partner derkins/OH Press. Loser takes derkins. x15

Lap 2: partner derkin plank. Loser takes derkins. x15

Lap 3: buddy squats. Loser carries. x20, winner x10.

Lap 4: er’body together for a nascar lap

 

Fast mosey back to the lot for some Mary

-Freddy Merc’s

-Rosalita

-Merkins

-J-Lo

-Burpees OYO x10

 

Fin.

 

Ye Olde Moleskinny:

– The box lap was long for a sprint. T&C had some  hills, Granada and Valencia were ok. The partner 1’s going clockwise on lap 1 took the sidewalk on the opposite side of Sharon View. Notably, when we switched, the partner 2’s took the inside edge of Sharon View. Whatever you gotta do to win, I guess…

– Heard some moderate grumbling about #F3DMZ not being a running workout. Gotta be honest, the @SemiGloss jaunt through Mountainbrook, pre-BRR logged some miles and was inspiration for going off campus.

– Some questions on Twitter about whether or not we’d be under the dome today went unanswered. Fortnuately, we caught a break and stayed relatively dry.

– There was some debate on the prize/punishment exercises for winning the laps and which ones were actually “easier”. Noted for next time.

– Lots of speedsters out there today. Some LOW 7’s on the pace according to Strava.

– Thanks for the hospitality and opportunity to lead.

– Tclaps to @Skywalker for taking us out and starting our day right. Prayers for safety to one of our brothers who was deployed yesterday.

 

-speak up in the comments if anyone was left off name-o-rama

Killer Crunches, Rock Balboa Protractor, & Fit to Fight

(Posted on behalf of Squid)

7 PAX decided to post on a morning with a little mist falling and gray skies.  No problem setting up the SF as the previous couple days of moisture had softened up the soil at McKee Rd Elementary.  With the 0700 hour upon us, Squid led the group on a Indian Run (aka Sprint) around the school for a 2 lap warm-up.  Beaver and Happy joined us as we were wrapping up lap 2.

COP for warm-up in the teacher parking lot:

  • SSH
  • Imperial Walker
  • Fit to Fight
  • 20-25 reps IC for each
  • Stay in the circle for Merkin challenge.  Start off with 10 Mekins, 5 second rest in plank position, 9 Merkins, 5 second rest. . . down to 1 Merkin

Head over to the track for 4 Corners on the track:

  • Low Slow Squat x 20 IC
  • Run the straight away
  • Sister Mary Catherine x 10 IC
  • Run the corner
  • Monkey Humpers x 15
  • Run the back stretch
  • Lunge walk final corner back to start
  • Rinse & repeat x 2

Head over to covered walkway for Circuit Training:

  • 6 stations of exercise with timer being the 7th man running the length of the parking lot & back
  • Stations consisted of Kettle Bell (1 or 2H swings, or PAX choice), Bicep Curls, Jump Rope, Wrist Curl Bar, Rock Presses, and Burpees (thanks for the idea LR)

After strong opening stanza, time for Ab intermission:

  • Flat Killer Crunch
  • Rocky Balboa Protractor
  • Windshield Wipers
  • Flutters
  • Dolly
  • Bicycle (changing pace all the way through)
  • Russian Twist
  • Side Bends

Mosey back to playground by the launch point and divide in to 2 groups:

  • Group 1: 10 Pull-ups & 20 Dips
  • Group 2: Dragon Walk across the parking lot
  • Flapjack
  • Rinse & Repeat x 2 for 3 rounds total

Few minutes left so we headed over to the wall at front of school for round of PC, led by YHC:

  • PC x 60 sec w/ Air Presses x 25
  • Lunge walk to sidewalk
  • BTW x 30 sec
  • PC x 75 sec
  • Lunge walk to sidewalk

COT

NMM:

  • Nice lead by Squid out there.  First 60 min Q and he brought some good variety.
  • Q called for an Indian Run around the school to get us started.  Ended up being more of a sprint as PAX were really moving & not much time to recover when have only 5 PAX at start.
  • Good to have Happy join us.  Regular with F3UnionCo was working hard out there.
  • Squid had stations set up under covered walkway for circuit work.  With only 5 stations set up, we were 1 short.  Unfortunately no one offered a better alternative before Lobster Roll suggested Burpees.  Who would of thought??
  • Q made call for Dragon Walk during the last set of exercises.  Brought back bad memories from when Young Love first introduced that exercise at a convergence at Death Valley a while back.

Announcements:

  • Sign-ups for Mud Run open until 10/3/15.  4 man obstacle race to be held 10/24/15.  With Pop Tart on IR after Spartan Race, Squid’s team is looking for a 4th.
  • Happy and the PAX from F3UnionCo are looking for AO for a Tuesday morning boot camp workout in the Mint Hill/Indian Trail/Weddington area.  Look for pre-blast soon and come out and support new AO.
  • National Brain Tumor 5K Race to be held at Marshall Park in Charlotte on 10/10/15 to raise money for Brain Tumor research.  Chelms and Abacus have formed Team Chepul Hill to raise money in memory of our brother, Bill, who lost a 3 year battle with brain tumor this summer.  More information can be found at following web address:   http://www.braintumorcommunity.org/site/TR/TeamraiserEvents/CharlotteBrainTumorRace?team_id=71982&pg=team&fr_id=2420

 

“There are two types of people in this world…”** WIGGLER: 5:45 am start

“There are two types of people in this world: Those who [run The Wiggler], and those who don’t.” **

Don’t be one of those guys.  Come run The Wiggler!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…

** Bob Wiley, What About Bob?

Quality over quantity

4 meatheads met at Elon Park Elementary this morning for a little working over by YHC. It was a veteran crew, so everyone knew the disclaimer.

Warm-up:
20x 2H swings
10x Good Mornings
10x Halos – 5 in each direction
3x prying goblet squats – ass to the grass deep.

Carry the bells down to the soccer field for Turkish Snatches.

Turkish Snatches
1 Turkish Getup + 5 snatches at the top, before returning to the ground
Flapjack on other side
Recovery run to the far soccer goal and back
Rinse & repeat 5x total

Carry bells back to the starting parking lot

Clean and Press Ladders
The ladder went like this:
1 C&P (R), 1 C&P (L), 1 diamond merkin on your bell
2 C&P (R), 2 C&P (L), 2 diamond merkins on your bell
3 C&P (R), 3 C&P (L), 3 diamond merkins on your bell
4 C&P (R), 4 C&P (L), 4 diamond merkins on your bell
5 C&P (R), 5 C&P (L), 5 diamond merkins on your bell
and 5 goblet squats

Repeat 2 more times.

Run around the entire parking lot

Circle up for Mary:

  • Flutter Press IC x 20
  • Louganis IC x 10
  • Russian Twists IC x 10
  • Toe touches with bell OYO x 10
  • Soft Pretzel’s Plank Drags with bell OYO x 10 per side

COT. Thanks, Loogie for the take-out.

Moleskine:

YHC stitched together pieces of previous workouts. The Turkish Snatches were introduced by High Tide a few weeks ago and were tough again today. Two great KB movements combined into one exercise. YHC overslept and missed Champagne’s Q a while back where the clean and press ladder was introduced. They went through it 5 times, but 3 was sufficient to smoke the Q (and hopefully the PAX) this morning.

Strong work by a small crew of Foxhole regulars out there. Loogie enjoyed the clean and press ladders so much he thought the run around the parking lot was a good call. Soft Pretzel was flying through the Turkish snatches and the C&P ladder and then came up with the KB plank drag during Mary. #thanksfornothing Frehley’s did extra squats instead of the TGUs to protect his back. I’m not sure which exercise is worse.

Thanks to the PAX for coming out on a damp day and crushing a grueling workout. It was a pleasure to lead.

Announcements:

  • Mud run sign ups end on 10/3.
  • EO Thirst at the USNWC on 10/4.

Gauntlet

Mosey to the front parking lot of the school for the warm-up.

 

SSH x 25 IC

MTC x 20 IC

Squat x 20 IC

 

Hit the curb for the following

20 Dips

20 Decline Merkins

20 Dips

20 Incline Merkins

 

People Chair

20 Jabs IC

20 Shoulder press IC

Back to the wall for

20 dips

20 merkins

Run to the other side of the school lot

20 squats

20 Jump lunges

 

Run to back to the other side for 20 wall toe taps IC

Run back for some abs

LBC x 20 IC

Heals to Heaven x 20 IC

Protractor

 

Indian run up by the road around to the small rock pile

10 curl to shoulder press

10 goblet squats

Rinse and repeat x 1

 

Run back to the parking lot for the gauntlet. 5 Cones set up 15 yards apart.

Round 1 10 hand release merkins at each cone then sprint back

Round 2 10 jump squats

Round 3 10 LBC

Round 4 10 Carolina Dry Docks

Round 5 10 LBC

Round 6 5 Merkins

 

Good group of guys this morning. We had our regulars Transporter, Beano, Atlas. I continue to be impressed with Beano and Atlas’ efforts. Those guys are making huge improvements. Ever since Transporter started F3 he has moved up very quickly as a strong leader. He and I look to put in some extra credit tonight at our kids XC practice. Then we had a few new to the site guys in Jingles and Short Circuit. Short Circuit hit the gauntlet hard today, he was right beside Me and Transporter most of the rounds. I feel like Jingle could join Santa’s sledding team. With the sound his sneakers bring, it sounds like Christmas. I am glad we found some dry pavement today.

 

Thank you for taking us out Short Circuit.

 

Upcoming Events:

Mud Run: http://www.ultimatechallengemudrun.org

Beast run: http://www.spartan.com/en/race/find-race

10/10 Dirty Dozen: http://usnwc.org/play/whitewater-race-series/upcoming/dirty-dozen-obstacle-trail-race/

10/17 Fast 5k in Fort Mill Relay Team of 4

A Perfect Morning for the Perfect Pair

After spending the past few weeks concentrating on running (yet still plodding along like a three legged turtle crawling through peanut butter) it was nice to get back to kettlebell and gear workout.  As is the case every time YHC has the Q at Olympus, the morning was a grey, dreary, rainy mess.  Experience is a fine teacher however, so plans were created and preparations were made to maximize every square inch of the narrow canopy of shelter near the entrance to Elizabeth Lane Elementary.  Six of the southland’s stalwarts gathered with aims of increasing strength and stamina while hopefully not getting too soaked.

We began with the perfect pair which consists of kettlebell swings and merkins.  Starting with 20 of each exercise we did alternating sets of 19, 18, 17, 16….all the way down to 1.  It was long and tedious, but also brutally effective.  Following the perfect pair we did a few sprints with jog recoveries in order to keep in constant motion.  We then moved on to gear stations which consisted of two minutes of work at the following:

  • Steel Mace – Barbadian squats, spear thrusts, grave diggers
  • Sandbag clean & press
  • Jump Rope
  • Battle Rope waves
  • 70 lb Kettlebell deadlifts
  • Viking press (kettlebell clean into lunge into press)
  • Dumbbell Thrusters

After two rounds through the set of stations we did a 100 block which was 25 reps each of weighted crunches, goblet squats, hammer curls, and triceps extensions.  Finding we were a bit ahead of schedule we had time to throw in a 60 block which repeated the circuit dropping the reps to 15.

Outsourced Mary: Since YHC still isn’t 100% comfortable leading Mary in cadence a page was taken from corporate America, shifting the more of the burden from management onto the PAX.  Each PAX called a core exercise and led the count so we wound up with flutters with presses, LBCs, pullovers, Louganis, Freddie Mercury, and the one where you hold your legs straight out in front of you and pull them in and out.

Finding that we had three minutes to spare, we took advantage of the multitude of various weights of kettlebells present and performed swings until the clock struck 8, mixing in sets of heavy and light bells to keep things interesting.

Thank you to the regulars of Olympus, as well as welcome to site FNG Blazing Saddles for choosing to come put in some serious work on a morning where the fartsack could not have been more inviting.  Next Saturday Olympus will be traveling to The Vet in the Mint Hill region at the request of Chum who used to post regularly with us on Saturdays before taking on a leadership role in growing Mint Hill.  They could use some help in growing their numbers as well as working in more Qs so please consider making the trek next Saturday.

Misty Morning Mileage

11 Men posted for this weekends edition of Outland for soggy beatdown.  Turnpike gets the gold star for the week as he arrived early for a three plus mile warm up and then proceeded to pick up the Q for the second half of the beatdown.  Strong work brother.

The Thang

Nomadic Warmup COP.  Stopping various locations from launch point in the SVMS parking lot, over to SV Elem then finishing over at the playground of Shiloh Elem.

SSH x 35
IW x25
Mountain Climbers x25
Merkins x10
Peoples Chair one knee raised/switch
4 counts Squats x20

She- Hate-Me x 10 mins
Burpee Pullups x 5
Donkey Kicks in Sing x20
Toe Taps x 40 / Step ups x 20
Up and over the parallel bars 2x each way

5 MoM
LBCs x20
Plank x1min
Scissor Crunches x 20
Elevated half crunch and hold x 1min

Turpike takes the helm.

Indian run from Elementary School to the school buses.

Once at school buses time for some Cheese Weave

Plank when complete

Line it up boys time for another Indian Run all the way to the stadium.

Once at the stadium it was time for some Stairway to Seven:

At the bottom 1 Burpee
At the fist stair 1 Incline Merkin
Run to the top of the bleachers complete 1 Squat

Rinse and Repeat until you finish with 7 of each.

Plank when done

Now it’s time to get back line it up boys another Indian Run to where the Shovel Flag is. Well Hairband stopped where the shove flag is usually planted so that is where we stopped.

Since there is still time the PAX lined up on the small track.

Since I heard some chatter during the workout of bear crawls and crab walks it was time to get some of that in.

From the middle to the first turn: Bear Crawl
From the first turn to the second turn crab walk
from the second turn to the third turn lunge walk
From the third turn to end sprint.

Now in honor of it being a wet, rainy day with some time left it would not be a Turnpike rain Q without getting the PAX on their Six and ensure they do not stay dry.

40 LBC’S OYO
In cadence 20 Flutter’s
30 Seconds of Freddy Mercury

Moleskin:  Great work by all that rolled out of the warm and cozy fart sack and into the soggy morning for a strong start to the day. We covered a lot of ground this am as we touched down on the grounds of all 4 schools that make up the campus.  Extra points to Hairband who made it happen although he’s still recovering from a knee injury.

Announcements:

Drop Thrill:  A few announcements have been sent out to the PAX over the past couple of days with updates on Drop Thrill as he was admitted to the hospital a few days ago with a possible Stroke (minor).  Grad to announce that the doctors could not find signs of a stroke and there have been DT sightings over that past couple of days since his hospital visit.  He seems to be returning to normal but keep our brother in your prayers while he recovers.

OUTLAND CONVERGING ON ANSON COUNTY NEXT WEEKEND.      Outland is taking the show on the road next weekend to support Anson County Launch.  For those that are interested in riding down together…  Clown Car(s) Leave(s) Outland 0600 Sharp.  Look for additional details in this week’s email.

Slippery when wet

It is becoming more and more apparent that DayZero continues to shine even in the busiest times of the year.  So busy in fact that the Q is now named the week of…..no planning ahead far in advance.  The true depiction of a well oiled machine.  10 pax were eager this AM to find out what Sparkler had in store for them.  So we went.

The Thang

Quick lap around the lot.

10 merkins IC

20 IW IC

Indian run around the block back to the grounds

Pick a rock and mosey back to YR

Pyramid: 5/5/10/10/15/15/10/10/5/5 with goblet squats, t-bags, diamonds and cdd’s with 150 yard run x 10

Mosey back to bball court

He/She/You Hate me – 20 overhead press, 20 tri extensions, 20 curls then run a lap x 2

Return rocks and mosey to front of school

10 step ups, 20 decline merkins, 30 dips x 2 then mosey a lap around lot.

Partner up – calf raises while other partner runs a lap x 3

Mary w Dolly x 40 and Rosa x 21

Moleskine

A perfect 10 today.  Er’body worked hard.  Had zero intentions of doing any field work with the rain so that meant running.  Planned on +-3 miles.  We got in 4, solely for the A51 Nantan.  Always such an honor when he shows up.  Blowing doors off folks and letting them know about it.  Brought back memories of the BRR (#BrokebackBraceletsOfTheTravelingSisterhood) or whatever the Team She-Male called themselves.  Welcome Pulp Fiction, FNG to DayZero.  You made the right choice today. #RockIsModerate.   Welcome Bounce, FNG to DayZero.  He was cursing less than 5 min in.  Right in front of TR #awkward.  Newest member of Team FastTwitch, Teddy, was out front all morning with Buttermaker not too far behind.  Strong work fellas.  Flutie Flakes and IH pushed hard all morning.  Hops was drooling and Lumberg crushed the calf raises.  I think.

Shalom gentlemen.