Author Archive Young Love

Deconstruction of the Hindenburg

12 men of purpose gathered in the gloom determined to faithfully steward the parts of creation they were predestined to tend. As iron sharpens iron, they intended to push each other a little bit further than any would have gone as individuals. YHC identified as the one privileged to lead this stalwart dozen, this is what we did:

The THANG

Warmup

  • quick jog around the parking lot, mixing in various different strides to warm up the muscles, tendons and ligaments
  • abbreviated COP mixing in Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Mountain Climbers and Squats
  • quick mosey to the arbor-lane portion of the parking lot

Main Event

Run full length of the arbor-lane, around the traffic circle and return to start (.25 miles). Once back, perform stated set of exercises, then move on to next run and set. All run/exercise OYO. First ones done perform mary until the six is in.

  • .25 mile run — BLIMPS (5-Burpees,10-Lunges (5 each leg), 15-Imperial Walkers (single count), 20-Merkins, 25-Plank Jacks, 30-Squats)
  • .25 mile run — BLIMP Remove Squats
  • .25 mile run — BLIM Remove Plank Jacks
  • .25 mile run — BLI Remove Merkins
  • .25 mile run — BL Remove Imperial Walkers
  • .25 mile run — B Remove Lunges
  • .25 mile run — BL add Lunges
  • .25 mile run — BLI add Imperial Walkers
  • .25 mile run — BLIM add Merkins
  • .25 mile run — BLIMP add Plank Jacks
  • .25 mile run — BLIMPS add Squats (should have full Blimps on this lap)
  • Rep count: 55 burpees; 100 lunges; 120 imperial walkers; 120 merkins; 100 plank jacks; 60 squats

Finisher

  • Mary (led by our 1st place finisher): flutter, protractor, heels-to-heaven, LBCs
  • .25 mile run to make sure we ran at least 3 miles.

Finis

Moleskine:

  • First, credit where credit is due. A couple weeks ago, our dearly departed Splinter (recently relocated to Lake Murray) texted me with the core of this workout. Having just completed it at a workout down there, he highly recommended that we bring it to Area51. You’re welcome.
  • Also, apologies to Margo, Lorax and Abba who had to endure this workout not once, but twice, having been kind enough to follow my lead at Base Camp on Monday where a (only slightly) modified version of this workout appeared. I’m with them – once was bad, twice made for a very tough week.
  • Props to first place medalist Mermaid who, even though he was called out for performing too many reps, had the privilege of leading us in mary at the end. Strong work, my friend.
  • Prohibition – looking strong on the runs. BRR ready, I would say. Also, as your #FTH teammate — please don’t get hurt. 3 more weeks of steady prep then we can all enjoy the privileges of your job as a … what’s that? You changed jobs and now make sales calls on lawyers? Well…. does that at least mean we can now expense our conversations?
  • Cane – Steady. Fast. Strong.
  • Abba – right on Cane’s heels. Will be interesting to watch these 2 push each other week after week. #isi
  • Lorax – no. first hand experience has taught me that the Calvary rest rooms are not open at 0600. I agree. It would be helpful. Nonetheless, hope you made it home without issue.
  • Steinbrenner – way to push through it. Good to have you out there. Always encouraging to see a fellow oreo-lover in the gloom.
  • Ickey, Lambeau, Flutie, Nutter — good job fellas. Was great to see you out there today. I’d try to say something witty about each of you, but I’m still too O2 deprived to activate the clever part of my brain and it would probably just fall flat and be an embarrassing skeleton in my closet that I’d have to deal with when I finally make that run for congress.
  • Speaking of that — I pity the guy who shows up and gets the nickname Ashley Madison. That’ll be a tough one to explain …

Announcements

  • October MudRun link is active. Wait for preblast from Mermaid (A51 MudRun Q). Already formed teams and free agents should inundate him with info once the preblast is up.
  • Forest Hill Church is hosting a men’s retreat to Ridgehaven in about a month. See Margo, Abba or Cane for details.

Which way to Base Camp?

With both site-Qs out of town, I found myself with the keys to the Base Camp kingdom. Based on comments afterward, I think my visa has been revoked. Not sure if I will be welcome back any time soon…

The THANG

Warmup

– Warmup run around the parking lot mixing in various forms of leg stretching exercises (high knees, butt kickers, skipping, etc.)

– No shovel flag to be found so we gathered around the barren flag pole for a little COP consisting of SSH, IW, Merkins and squats.

– COP had to be quick so we could get to the main event down on the football field.

The Main Event: Blimps (helium edition)

Down on the field, all PAX line up abreast (aka. next to each other, aka. shoulder-to-shoulder) at the end zone. Sprint to other end zone for exercises. When all PAX done with exercises, sprint back across field for next set of exercises. Continue on as follows:

  • 100 yd sprint — BLIMPS (5-Burpees,10-Lunges (5 each leg), 15-Imperial Walkers (single count), 20-Merkins, 25-Plank Jacks, 30-Squats)
  • 100 yd sprint — BLIMP Remove Squats
  • 100 yd sprint — BLIM Remove Plank Jacks
  • 100 yd sprint — BLI Remove Merkins
  • 100 yd sprint — BL Remove Imperial Walkers
  • 100 yd sprint — B Remove Lunges
  • 100 yd sprint — BL add Lunges
  • 100 yd sprint — BLI add Imperial Walkers
  • 100 yd sprint — BLIM add Merkins
  • 100 yd sprint — BLIMP add Plank Jacks
  • 100 yd sprint — BLIMPS add Squats (should have full Blimps on this lap)
  • Rep count: 55 burpees; 100 lunges; 120 imperial walkers; 120 merkins; 100 plank jacks; 60 squats; 11 100 yd sprints

Finisher

  • cool down lap run around the track and up to main parking lot
  • 30 LBCs (led by Lorax!!!)

Moleskine

  • First and foremost, yes – I agree – a backblast should ideally be posted the day of the workout. Unfortunately for me (or you, as the case may be), I have spent the last 2.5 days digging myself out of email purgatory given my recent vacation. Despite my best intentions, work had to be done. I’m sure you can all relate. Well, most of you anyway…
  • Well done, men. I am an infrequent visitor to Base Camp, but each time I come I am always impressed by the strength found at this “moderate” workout. This is supposed to be an AO dedicated to easing PAX back into action – couch to 5K style – back from injury – or just back from a crazy weekend. Instead, each time I find myself wondering where the real Base Camp is since this must just be a different “non-moderate” workout all together.
  • Ok, given that I was the Q. I accept full blame for this workout not being moderate today. But hey, we all need a push every once in a while. Just to prove to ourselves that we can do it. And I did lead off with the disclaimer – advising you to moderate at your own risk or something like that…
  • Knight Rider – crazy fast
  • Margo, Abba – strong and fast as always
  • Thunder Road – continuing to push the limit each and every time
  • Lorax – leading 1 exercise of mary doesn’t count as a vQ, but you did prove you are ready. If only I knew a site Q or 2 that might sign you up soon.
  • Zuckerberg – excellent post game discussion, and glad we ended it when we did. Might need to give you my nickname if that went any further.
  • Balk – welcome to the PAX. Excellent work holding fast the “middle of the pack” (your self-proclaimed pace)
  • Tawney – haven’t met you before, but meant to tell you that my first dog was named Tawney. She set the bar high. Therefore, you must be a very fine fellow.
  • Philmont – you finally made it to Philmont, didn’t you. What’s your next goal and does it warrant a name change? Doesn’t matter – The Philmont is who you are.
  • Big Tuna – yes, still out running your weight class.
  • That’s all I can remember, please chime in below so we can make your site-Qs jealous of the fine time they missed this most excellent morning.

Announcements

  • If it was important, I’m sure it’s in the email of the week. See Simba if you don’t get the email. And while you’re at it, get on Twitter, follow @F3Area51, find your friends and see what sort of stuff they’ve been saying about you behind your back.

Follow me! (I promise I know where I’m going…)

12 properly disclaimed PAX gathered in the middle of one of the largest AOs in the Southeast to follow me off site. Yes, it was my first time to the AO. Yes, I knew where we were going.

After a warmup run around the middle school, here is what we did:

The THANG

  • Circle up for COP inside the tennis courts
    • SSH x20
    • IW x20
    • Merkins x20
    • Mtn Climbers x20
    • Flutter x20
    • Squats x20
  • (Follow me again)
  • Run past the high school, through the Harris Teeter parking lot (stopping for merkins at each speed hump), around the backside of McDonald’s and stop in front of the funeral home.
  • Lining up, shoulder-to-shoulder and arms interlocked, perform 92 WWII (aka. old-fashioned) sit-ups.
  • Run back to middle school soccer field.
  • Soccer Challenge: Each PAX takes a turn calling an exercise (e.g., 20 merkins) and taking a shot from about 40 yds out. If shot is made, all PAX do exercise. If shot is missed, all PAX do 10 burpees.
  • Mosey to basketball courts:
    • 11s on length of court – squat jumps and quality merkins (no short-armed head bobbers allowed)

COT

Moleskine:

  • A few weeks ago, Horsehead texted me with a request: “Hey! Want to Q Outland?” “Sure,” I replied, “where is it?” I guess Horsehead had confidence that would I figure things out, because he sure wasn’t there today to pick up the slack if I dropped it. (Just kidding, have fun DR, Horse. And, yes, Glass Joe was on the scene to lead us home in case I got us lost.) So, with all the confidence I could muster, I told the PAX to Follow Me, and took off running around the middle school. In other words, I have no idea how many shrugs, sighs, questioning glances or other shades of doubt passed over the PAX, but Follow Me they did.
  • As an attender of #F3Area51, I remember when #F3Outland began. It was also the last day we saw Counter Top. Good news! I found him hanging out with his Union Co. peeps! Nice to see you without a dress shirt and tie on, brother (we both work in the uptown bubble).
  • A word about our FNG. First, he steps out of the car and introduces himself as “Bhupal, not to be confused with RuPaul.” That would have been prime nickname fodder right there, however, during the Soccer Challenge, he (a) made his shot, and (b) called out a minute-and-a-half elbow plank as the exercise. 45 minutes into the workout, he was the one to maintain it the best, thus earning the “84” nickname (i.e., he planks like a lumberyard).
  • Nice work Smokey. You earn the #LarryBird award for the day. Looking strong and fast out there.
  • Glass Joe would have been #LarryBird as well, except he continually circled back for the 6 on our long runs. That’s quality Site Q work right there – let the workout Q lead from the front, and leave no man behind. Well done, Glass Joe.
  • The rest of the PAX pushed it hard as well. However, not many of us are going to be called up to the USNMT (soccer) anytime soon. 12 PAX called 12 different sets of exercises during our little challenge. Unfortunately, we did a lot of burpees…
  • Thanks for bearing with me on the off-site run. The last time I was in the neighborhood was June 2014 when I saw my grandpa at the funeral home. I thought it a fitting tribute to remember him with 92 (his age) WWII sit-ups (he was a tail gunner in the Army Air Force over France and Germany). Linking arms seemed like the right thing to do as well. Also, my abs won’t let me soon forget what we did this morning…
  • Horsehead, EE, Glass Joe — thanks for the invite and the privilege of leading the men of Outland this morning.

Announcements:

  • 8/1 – Southern Discomfort tour — 14/10/6 miles of fun.
  • Outland, however, will continue as reguarly scheduled next week.

Breakfast of Champions for the Men of Asgard

12 men found the corner of the liquor store this morning. Being that it was 0530, the store wasn’t open yet, so this is what we did:

Warmup

  • lap or 2 around the parking lot

COP

  • lots of SSHs
  • even more IWs
  • a couple Merkins
  • 1 or more Mountain Climbers
  • 300ish Squats
  • 20 2-hand KB swings
  • 10 Snatch (each arm)
  • 10 High Pulls (each arm)
  • 10 Lawnmowers (each arm)
  • 20 Goblet Squats
  • 20 Good Mornings

Partner up based on like-sized bell. CMIYC (10 merkin chaser) to first exit from parking lot, up to Hwy 51, down Hwy 51 to soccer field, across field and down the mini-hill. Plankorama until the 6 is in.

Partner hill work: P1 runs hill and performs exercise at top, P2 stays at bottom of hill to perform KB exercise. Flapjack and repeato as necessary to complete called number of KB reps:

  • Round 1: 200 2-hand swings, 10 burpees at top of hill.
  • Round 2: 100 overhead press, 10 jump squats at top of hill
  • Round 3: 100 teabag squats, 10 merkins at top of hill

Mosey to center of soccer field, face goal (line-up abreast), form into teams of three.

  • 3-man sprint grinders (midfield to goal) until time was called.

Mosey back to start.

  • 25 LBCs

COT

Moleskine

  • My laid back demeanor and choice of first couple exercises allowed folks the opportunity to exercise their right to free speech. Mumblechatter was in full effect until we hit the merkins. I enjoyed that, didn’t hear much of it, but it sounded like you guys genuinely enjoyed each other.
  • Sad to report that our friendly neighborhood chauffeur failed to show again. Guess he didn’t like us … or our cars.
  • Freedom continues to beast the workouts, and always with an upbeat demeanor. Only time I saw him sad today was when I told him there wouldn’t be any tire/sledgehammer relay at the end of the workout.
  • Team Gummy Arena dominated the CMIYC. It’s either because they’re sneaky fast or they need to move up in KB weight. Jury’s still out – I’ll ask them as soon as I catch them.
  • Sprint grinders are awesome. Best finishing move out there. 5-10 minutes of suckage.
  • Speaking of awesome, kettlebells and sprints are the breakfast of champions, the meat and potatoes of balanced physical fitness. A51 Tuesday workouts are like superheroes. All of them are different, but all of the are also pretty cool. What you do each Tuesday depends on whether you want to be more like the Flash, Spiderman (Wib/Web – get it?) Saltire (the Scotish superhero – look it up), or Thor. Today, we were men of Asgard.
  • Aside from what I’ve written here, most of the rest of the morning is a fuzzy haze. Fill in with made up stories below…
  • Thanks, Harley, for the opportunity to Q. Always circle these dates on the calendar — gotta keep the bar high and meet expectations!

All Terrain

6 men launched at 0700, 2 men joined us in progress, and 1 man walked circles around us.

The THANG

After a warmup run touring the multiple parking lots of the school and neighboring park, the 6 of us circled up within the grassy confines of the short-track. Standard warmup COP ensued which then became an extended version as we waiting for 1, then 2 extra PAX to mosey over. Sufficiently warm (hot, even), we completed 11s across the infield, trading merkins for jump squats. Next we moseyed over to the jagged school wall for a few rounds of people’s chair (with air presses) and incline merkins. From there we traversed around the nature trail a couple times, stopping for sets of dips on the benches. Bear crawl up the hill, and over to the field for some strength work with the cinder blocks, err, rocks. A few rounds of rock exercises and sprints across the Sahara and we were toast. Replaced the rocks, and ran over to the playset for a couple rounds of Jokeresque circuit work. COT hit just in time as several of us were about to die of thirst, drowning in pools of our own sweat.

Moleskine

– How often do mid-workout EHs work? I’d like to see a stat on that one. We obviously failed when we tried to EH our friendly neighborhood walker after COP. I’ve never performed COP to an audience before, but we had one Sat morning. While warming up inside the track, a man walked laps on the track, circling around us several times before we worked up the courage to invite him over. He politely declined, although seemed mildly open to showing up next week or the week after or the week after that.

– Floorslapper has returned to his tardy ways. You all know what I mean…

– Joker was originally offered the Q, but he backed off citing a nagging groin injury. I decided to step up, knowing full well that a Joker with a pulled groin is still faster than YHC. I guess he just wanted Larry Bird honors for the day.

– Beaver led the way on the nature trail run. I’d like to say that was a brilliant plan on my part, letting someone else clear the cobwebs in front of me, but the truth is I didn’t want to get in his way and once out of his way had trouble keeping up. Strong running, my friend.

– War Eagle (yes, an Auburn fan — go figure) wins the never quit award. Dude was grinding out the exercises, completing all the reps even if not as fast as some of the others. Nice work shaking off the temptation to modify.

– We ran on asphalt, grass in the track infield, through the trees, and then through something like the Sahara on the big field. Not sure what they are doing there or who does their landscaping. Apparently someone thought it was a great idea to spread a couple truck loads of sand across the soccer fields. Now the fields remind me of the ones I played on when I was younger…. in Baja.

Announcements

– Prayers for Abacus and Chelms and their families.

– Southern Discomfort tour coming 8/1

 

Anvilversary 2 – A Different Version of a Constant Theme

For the last two years, I’ve marked the middle of the week by posting at the same place with more or less the same men and it is amazing how much better I am for it. I’m not sure if I’m faster or stronger than I was (although I think so, on both counts). I’m not sure I’m a better leader or a better follower, a better father or a better worker (although I probably am, on all counts). What has resonated with me, though, is the necessity of consistency. I think I speak for most men in F3 when I say the following: I am in the middle 1/3 of my life and it is hard. I am needed and necessary everywhere I go, to each place I’m called, and I’m oftentimes worn out. I’m involved in a lot of good things, cutting back isn’t an option, how do I keep at it and how can I excel? Actually, forget cutting back or coasting, I want to accelerate…

Depending on who you talk to, you’re going to get a variety of similar answers, many of which are helpful: depend on God, invest in your wife and children, choose wisely who you associate with, do something you enjoy and/or are suited for, serve others instead of focusing on being served. F3 also helps, and we who founded Anvil wanted it to be part of (note: not “the only”) solution: run a hard workout, welcome the FNG, look out for the 6, encourage everyone. Oh yeah, and if we can have a little fun along that way, that might be kinda cool too…

Sentimentality aside, Anvil year 3 began just like we started year 1: we ran around the parking lot (yep, still really big and still uphill both ways). A 1/4 or 1/2 mile later we circled up for the standard COP: SSH (not 200), IW, squats, merkins, mtn climbers, then ran around and over to North Face for an extended triple-nickel (hand-release merkins and jump squats). Sucking wind, we than ran back up (uphill, again) the parking lot to the volleyball pit for our anniversary favorite: animal parade through the sand (partner up, P1: burpees, P2: bear crawl there and back, flapjack; repeato with gorilla jump and dragon walk. Finish with wheelbarrows). Finally, with 7 minutes left, we sprinted to the pavilion/sauna/covered area thing for 11s (dips/derkins). 1 minute left so AYG back to the cars. Circle up for COT. Nameorama. Pat everyone on the back. Find your towel, drink your water, adios.

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Moleskine:

– Seriously – I owe everyone a big cobains for posting this so late. Y’all killed it out there and I gave your war story no respect. That’s on me. Not being the kind of Q I want to be.

– Morning started ominously with the sighting of that shooting star as we ran toward COP. I’m glad to say that nothing happened (that I know of) that can be attributed to that celestial event. It was cool to see though.

– Your welcome for the tour of the AO, as well as the backside, flanking manuver attack of North Face. I had no desire to run up that thing either (although we did it 5 times). Thought it might be easier if we attacked from that angle. I was wrong – it still sucked.

– 80 degree starting temp so wanted everyone to have an opportunity to grab a swig of water with our run through the cars at halftime. Not sure that worked quite right, though. Might have lost some folks who were “looking in their car for their water” for a very long time.

– Great to see BOG out again. Well done, man!

– Mermaid: Tclaps, man. Well done on the Calvary food drive and equally well done on the co-SiteQ. It’s been an honor and privilege to lead beside you.

Announcements:

– Can’t remember. If it was important, it’s on the email. If it was urgent, it’s already passed.

La Almádena

  1. Make it hard. Not FNG-friendly. Every week is a kick in the teeth.
  2. Build the fastest, strongest guys possible. Use weight and other heavy things. Mix with cardio. Strength first, but not 0.0.
  3. Innovate.  It’s called Skunkworks for a reason.

These are the 3 maxims of Skunkworks. Every week, the PAX expect a certain level of intensity and a certain type of workout. This is not your traditional bootcamp. F3RunningClub probably won’t like it, either. Moderate workout? Ummm, no. This workout brings out the best in everyone while sweating and beating the worst out of everyone. Even veteran Qs pause before planning the next session knowing they have to step up their game in order to meet the Standard expected.

TR waxed eloquently in last week’s backblast (http://f3nation.com/2015/05/19/history-2/) about how Skunk has evolved over the last 3 years, stealing the best/worst that other workouts had to offer and innovating some of its own atrocities. 3 years and each year brought about a new epoch, year 4 begins. Let’s start it with some style.

Warmup to get the blood pumping and the sweat flowing: jog around parking lot, SSHs, IWs, KB halo, KB around-the-world, 50 KB swings, 20 KB goblet squats, 20 KB good mornings, 20 merkins.

Event #1: Catch me if you can: pair up with a dude with a like size bell, partner 1 starts farmer carry run with both bells, partner 2 performs 10 quality merkins and sprints after P1. Flapjack and repeat around the church/school grounds, stopping at bottom of the concrete stairs. Can’t forget to mention: we ran this reverse course. Up hill the whole way. Brutal.

Event #2: KB ladder. Perform the following exercises, first 1 arm then the other: KB swing, high pull, snatch, clean, goblet squat. After set, run to top of hill, 5 burpees, run back and plank until all in. Move on to next set. Began with 2 reps of each exercise then repeat with sets of 4 reps, 6 reps, 4 reps, 2 reps. Some folks lost their shirts on this one. Others almost lost consciousness.

Event #3: Sledgehammer tire relay. Shoulder bell and run to other side of church parking lot. Pull sledgehammers and tires out of the shadows and line up for a 2-team relay race: Everyone performs various KB exercises while 1 from each team moves tire by striking it with the sledgehammer (sliding the tire flat on the ground) . Everyone gets a turn with the hammer swings, PAX performed a multitude of various KB exercises while enjoying the spectacle.

COT

Moleskine:

– No, I will not give you a weather update. We are men with more in common than most. We can do better than talking about the weather.

– I won’t give you a “wow, that workout was hard” update, either. It was Skunkworks. What do you think?

– Reverse course farmer’s carry – when I decided to go counterclockwise around the church/school rather than our normal clockwise, I was thinking only about where I wanted us to end up. Honestly didn’t think to remember how long of a hill we’d have to climb. Most of us were wiped out after that, and we still had 2 more events to conquer.

– Tough work put in by all today. Here are the ones I remember enough to note: Harley worked so hard he lost his shirt. F’man Ed did his burpee/sprint combos so fast he almost lost consciousness. Swiss Miss led the pack the entire way – that’s his MO, put his head down and got to work. Gumnut and Les Mis have stepped up to the big boy bells and swing them liked the beasts they are. Stone Cold: perhaps the ideal skunk – fast and strong. Freedom walking off holding his gorilla bell and sledgehammer over the shoulder looked like a hulking, barbarian headhunter (not bad for a worship leader!).

– I’m not sure I did anything more fun last week than swing that hammer. Something about holding a piece of hickory and swinging an iron head to remind me what men are meant to do. Even made sparks fly the couple times we grazed the asphalt. Vulcan and Thor would have been proud.

– A few of us figured out (accidentally?) how to pop the tire up and get it to roll. That took brains. But, we looked like idiots (i.e., dudes having a good time) as we tried to hit the moving tire with our 12 pound hammers.

– Cobains on the tardy backblast. Yes, this workout happened and yes it was a blast. Tardiness solely my bad.

– Comment below if you want to call me out for being a slack backblaster, or remember any other notable performances. I enjoyed Qing – thank you Harley for the opportunity, and thanks to the PAX for being willing to Follow Me as I led us through this little workout.

When a skunk invades the Foxhole, everybody leaves stinky

10 men ventured into the gloom thinking they were going to start their week off right. Instead, they quickly found out they should have stayed at home and gone for a light jog around the neighborhood. Those who survived are stronger for it…

The THANG

Pregame

  • warmup lap around upper parking lot
  • SSH x20
  • IW x20

This is a gear workout, so grab your bell and follow me to the lower lot:

Main event

Evolution #1:

  • 10 burpees/50 2-hand swings
  • 20 burpees/40 2-hand swings
  • 30 burpees/30 2-hand swings
  • 20 burpees/40 2-hand swings
  • 10 burpees/50 2-hand swings
  • Run around parking lot
  • Plankorama

Evolution #2

  • 10 burpees/30 goblet squats
  • 15 burpees/20 goblet squats
  • 20 burpees/10 goblet squats
  • Run around parking lot
  • Plankorama

Evolution #3

  • 10 burpees/20 russian twists
  • 15 burpees/15 russian twists
  • 20 burpees/10 russian twists

Finisher

  • 2 50-yard sprints (on your belly/mark/set/go)

Moleskine

  • Thank you, Chanel and Voodoo, for inviting me out to Foxhole. Given how we all create our regular routines of go-to workouts, it’s nice to branch out a bit and see folks I don’t ordinarily see outside the Annual Christmas party and meet new folks who I’ve only read about in backblasts.
  • This workout was an unabashed ripoff of a workout I (barely) survived 2 years ago. It was itself an unabashed ripoff of a couple other workouts. (Ecclesiastes 1:9). For some reason, it has stayed in my mind and I’ve been dreading its return. Figured it was time to rip off the band-aid and get it over with. Thanks for coming along with me.
  • Today’s workout, while not horribly creative, was a testament to mental and physical fortitude. Whether they modified or not, everybody stayed with it. Well done, PAX. T-claps.
  • Close to no mumblechatter – either because of the burpees or the counting required. Advanced math is tough in the gloom.
  • I tried to start some chatter, but Philmont quickly quiped “If you can’t say something nice about the Q, don’t say nothing nice at all.” It was pretty quiet after that.
  • For those counting at home, those so inclined completed 180 burpees, 210 swings, 60 goblet squats, and 45 russian twists with a little bit of running worked in to loosen things up.
  • Four hours after this workout and I’m still catching my breath. Yep, it’s gonna be a good day…

Announcements

  • None (since everyone ran off so fast)

Sometimes it’s more than just a workout

9 men gathered in the gloom for a slightly different than usual rendition of our weekly tradition. Quick disclaimer and forecast of the workout was given and into the gloom we began.

COP

  • SSH x25
  • IW x20

Run 1.6 miles to flyby/convergence with #F3DeathValley. Stopping along the way for various pain stations to allow the PAX to regroup.

Converge with #F3DeathValley (see their backblast for what we did there:http://f3nation.com/2015/04/08/blocks-prodigals-fly-bys-and-hi-jacks/ )

Run 1.6 miles back to #F3Anvil

Quick COT

Moleskine

– Mid-day Tuesday I received word that our brother Zipadee was going to make a surprise appearance at Death Valley, and in fact it was requested that we make the trek on over in honor of his road to recovery. I immediately knew we had to do it. For those who don’t know, Zip has been one for the PAX for longer than most of the guys in Area51 – he started F3 when it was a metro thing, and has been a constant figure in Area51 for the 2.5 years I’ve been a part of this thing. Recently, he had some medical/physical issues, and has been the subject of much prayer and the recipient of much PAX attention, encouragement and support. Knowing just a little of what he’s been through, it was tremendously encouraging to see our old friend return to the gloom and resume some of his old hijinx. To put it bluntly, I missed him and I wanted to see him. So, we did. Most of the time, the workout is the focus of our weekly/daily meetings. This day, we were reminded that there is a little more to this whole adventure than just the physical exercise. As we journey through life, God has put us in each other’s life to be, among other things, an encouragement to one another #ISI. Most of the time, life is more about others than about ourselves #Iam3rd. That’s at least part of the reason I as Q of this workout wanted it to be more than just a workout today. Don’t worry, back to business as usual next week.

Losers wear their underwear outside their pants

16 men … gloom .. red pill…you get the picture. Face it. Either you’re reading this and you already know what went down because you were there or you posted somewhere else (hope you at least broke a sweat). The rest of you, well, you should’ve posted this morning. Good luck doing this one OYO while dragging your #sadclown self through the muck (unless you’re “working out” next to a #fern, in which case you’re probably reading this while you’re “working out” which definitely means you aren’t really “working out” now, are you?). Enough of that. 16 men with attitude pushed off into the gloom:

  • Run to the blocks, pick up the blocks, run with the blocks to the middle of the field. Stack blocks around the pole and continue on to the rear lot.
  • Under the lights, COP:
    • SSH x25
    • IW x25
    • Merkin x20
    • Pavel’s Power Plank (aka. Chuck Norris move #1: Fists of Fury)
    • Squat x20
    • Wide-arm Merkin x15
    • Pavel’s Power Plank
    • Front Lunge x20
    • Diamond Merkin x15
    • Pavel’s Power Plank
    • Side Lunge x20
    • Burp-n-Merk 1-10
  • Run back to blocks for Partner Starfish:
    • Partner 1 runs Starfish leg 1 while Partner 2 does block exercises. When Partner 1 returns and completes burpees, Partner 2 runs Starfish Leg 1. After Partner 2 completes burpees, Partner 1 moves on to Starfish leg 2 and so on…
    • Starfish: 20Merkins/5burpees/20Squats/5burpees/20Flutter/5burpees/20Merkins/5burpees/20squats/5burpees
    • Block exercises: sets of squats and overhead press
    • Finish with rousing rendition of LBCs in cadence until all guppies have returned to Starfish base.
    • Backwards roll to run (aka. Chuck Norris move #2: Ninja Roll)
  • Run to playground for circuit work:
    • Circuit: 10 pullups/20jumpsquats/20single-legsquats/20derkins
    • Repeato x3
  • Run back to blocks. Hoist block and run with block to super secret block storage area.
  • Dodge thorn bush and replace block.
  • On your belly – ready, set, go – 150 yd. jailbreak (across treacherous, sub-par county “fields”) to bushes, hurdle bushes and circle up for COT.

Moleskine:

  • Disclaimer given in multiple ways despite the fact that we lacked a FNG. Figured it was a good reminder to look where you’re going and don’t be stupid, without saying, “open your eyes – don’t be stupid.” FNG or not, we all tend to be a little stupid from time to time.
  • My personal favorite was disclaimer #3 (aka the angry disclaimer). Someone asked me how many block exercises to do while their partner was running the legs. Fair question. I can’t remember exactly how I responded (or why it was considered “angry” by some), but basically I let the PAX know that the # of reps were up to you — it’s always up to you how many reps you want to do. I don’t really care if you get in shape or not, it’s up to you. I love you (in that F3 brotherhood, locked shields, team sort of way), but I’m also trying to catch that guy in front of me while not being passed by the dude behind me. Sure, I want us all to be healthier, stronger, faster, etc., but I can’t make you get in shape. It’s up to you.
  • Welcome to the “burp-n-merk.” Coming to us from A51’s west side (Pinelandia) this is a devious exercise of simplistic brutality. 1burpeewith1merkin, 1burpeewith2merkins, 1burpeewith3merkins … 1burpeewith10merkins. Brutal and effective.
  • Didn’t exactly mean for this to be a “Chuck Norris” workout, but that’s what happens when you’re working hard and trying to have a little fun with it. Things just come out – bubbling to the surface. Why did I end my LBCs with a backwards roll? Because it was fun. If it happened to remind us of Chuck Norris in the process, then all the more reason.
  • Speaking of fun, love O’Tannenbaum. Partnered up for the Starfish, dude comes running in and dives on the ground for burpee #1, huge grin on his face. Now, he probably didn’t know he was grinning. He was probably grimacing from hitting the ground so hard, but he made those burpees look fun. Well, as fun as burpees can look, anyway.
  • Chuck Norris is a stud. Dude is 75 years old and posts stuff like this: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/4/14/5599190/chuck-norris-bruce-lee-mma-UFC-Martial-Arts-Part-2 . Of course he would have been good at MMA – he’s Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris and Superman got in a fight – loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants).
  • Also a stud: Pavel. And he’s Russian. I was listening to a podcast where he explained that we needed to tighten our core and brace for a kick, because if he were around we probably would be kicked. Sounded like good advice. Podcast here for the next time you want to hear an ex-soviet dis you for 2 straight hours: http://fourhourworkweek.com/2015/01/15/pavel-tsatsouline/
  • Last note on Chuck Norris – this’ll brighten your day, even if you didn’t have theballs opportunity to join us this morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WtZxZzFs58

Announcements:

  • Matrix probably converging somewhere else next week. Watch twitter and look for the weekly email for specification and confirmation.
  • There were probably other announcements, but I wasn’t listening. Read your weekly email or just show up tomorrow to hear what’s going on.