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Inaugural Brave Workout and Q

Date: 2023-08-04 AO: the-brave Q: Carny PAX: C3P0, Olaf, SweetWater, Carny, soft_pretzel, Hippie, midriff, Goose FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: standard THE THANG: we just kept running (said with a forest gump draw) and every 1/4 mile stopped for some core exercises with a few tricep dips mixed in. MARY:lots of it ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: reach out to a brother that hasn’t posted in a while. Even if they are on the IR list, extend the fellowship, remind of 3rd F, reach out.

What is a dewpoint?

Date: 2023-08-04 AO: kevlar Q: voodoo PAX: Big League Chew, Mile High, poptart, turkey_leg, Cheese Curd, Focker, Orange Whip, lex_luthor, voodoo, Rudy, @limey FNGs: None COUNT: 11 11 pax posted at Kevlar on a cool, but humid morning. BLC and I agreed that the damp feeling had something to do with the dewpoint, but neither of us was really sure what that term means.
WARMUP: SSH x 20 IC, Mountain Climber x 20 IC, Windmills x 20 IC
The Thang: Since I’m old, I knew there was no way I’d be able to keep the young whippersnappers of Kevlar entertained for 45 minutes with just exercises and my wit, so I decided to bring out some sandbags. Thankfully, Flipper entrusted me with his big bags before skipping town for San Diego. I trolled the GORUCK site yesterday afternoon instead of working and a weinke was born.
Start with a 1:00 overhead hold with your bag, then rotate through the following complexes, with 1 pax carrying an 80# of 120# sandbag varying distances while the rest of the pax worked.
Complex 1: 10 cleans 10 thrusters 10 sit-ups with bag on chest
Complex 2: 10 OH press 10 lunges (per leg) 10 burpees with jump over bag
Complex 3: 10 upright/bent-over rows 10 shoulder to shoulder presses 10 deadlifts
Complex 4: 10 cleans 10 front squats 10 push presses
Once everyone had had a turn carrying the big bags, we took a lap around the parking lot with our sandbags, then repeated the above one more time.
OH hold for ~1:30 and time
Moleskine: It was good to see so many pax posting at Kevlar this morning. Clearly, the variety of the sandbags was a draw, but the mumblechatter was top notch. If you’re not posting there, you should check it out. It was great to have BLC back out in the gloom. He’s an Area 51 OG that’s been dealing with a nagging injury that makes running a challenge, so the bags were just what he needed. Thanks to Orange Whip and BLC for the opportunity to Q and thanks to the pax for following my somewhat clear instructions.
Announcements: Nantan handoff tomorrow at COT of The Rock (O’Tannenbaum on Q)/Olympus (heavy carries, sled pushes, heavy bells with me on Q). Join us if you can as Orange Whip takes leadership of Area 51 along with his shared leadership team (SLT).
COT: Thanks to Orange Whip for taking us out this morning. It’s always a good idea to keep in mind the blessings we’ve been given, which hopefully include F3 for you. If you feel that way, please do what you can to invite other men to join us and to reach out to pax you haven’t seen recently to encourage them to return. There are 2 kinds of men out there: the ones who know they need F3 and the ones that haven’t figured it out yet.

F3 Mtn Goat /Carmel Estates Ed.

Date: 2023-08-04 AO: mountain-goat Q: fleetwood PAX: retread, Spammer, lois, gullah, Insomniac, Full House, FNG Sherpa (om) FNGs: None COUNT: 8
WARMUP: no warm up THE THANG: out and back on 51 to Rea to Carmel Estates with a series on hilly loops. 6miles MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: insomniac

All you got is relative

Date: 2023-08-03 AO: the-devils-turn Q: flipper PAX: Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), retread, hairball, voodoo, Cheese Curd, flipper, bunker, frasier, Polly FNGs: None COUNT: 9 4 PAX for the called routes and a very happy doggo, none made providence but a good hill-riddled mosey. A couple for a tempo run, and 3 for an even hillier jaunt through OG Piperglen. Call out to CheeseCurd for the strong effort to catch up despite an aborted start… quickly erased by his early turn around and poor sense of direction.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Area51 SLT handoff this coming Saturday at Rock/Olympus, come out to hear from the men who will lead our fair region for the next [indeterminate amount of time] COT:Thanks to “the reverend” Astro for the takeout

Around the building we must go!

Date: 2023-08-03 AO: nightmare-on-elm Q: Hippie PAX: wildturkey, Yard Tool, wingman, Booster FNGs: 1 Booster COUNT: 5 WARMUP: mosey, calf stretch, imperial walkers, side straddle hop, hill billies, runners stretch THE THANG: HIIT, 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off for 3 groups of exercise.
Group 1: box cutters, Rosalitas, Mtn climbers, Mercans
Group 2: LBC, squats, Big Boys, split squats
Group 3: speed skater, plank jacks, Superman, flutters.
Did these as we ran around Target building once. Added 3 hills along the way.
MARY: box cutters, Rosalitas, LBC, Big boy, flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: backyard Ultra in Oct
COT: – Booster’s wedding in Oct 14th, he’s prepping himself. He’s committed to a couple times of week. Let’s keep him honest. – @Yardtools kids transitioning back and forth to college

Shield

Date: 2023-08-03 AO: _sob Q: soft_pretzel PAX: Rousey, Carny, soft_pretzel, Spitball, Gravy, FNGs: None COUNT: 6
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

7 miles

Date: 2023-08-03 AO: sparta Q: Full House PAX: ductwork, Full House, lex_luthor, Mr Brady, Orange Whip, baracus, Orange Whips 2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: N/A THE THANG: 7miles MARY: N/A ANNOUNCEMENTS: see peak 51 COT: see peak 51

Round 4 out of 5

Date: 2023-08-02 AO: anvil Q: Point Break PAX: snowflake, puddin_pop, Erin Brokavich, spackles, Mr. Magoo, Limey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 The Thang
Warm up mosey the usual semi-circle turf area.
CoP upon arrival at the semi-circle: • SSH x 15 • IWs x 15 • Merkins x 10 • Mountain Climbers x 10 • Runner’s Stretches • LSS x 15
Make our way our to Hwy 51 for a little off-campus excursion.
WAVE 1: Pearls on a String • Our route today took us down Hwy 51 to Rea Rd. Hang a left and run down to Five Knolls Dr. Hang a left and run all of Five Knolls hitting Calley Glenn and Clavemorr Gleen on our way back out of the neighborhood. • At each intersection, starting at Sundancer Ln. on Rea we do an exercise and add/subtract another exercise. • 9 Intersections on our route today: 1. Merkins x 10 2. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10 3. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10, BBSUs x 10 4. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10, BBSUs x 10, CCDs x 10 5. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10, BBSUs x 10, CCDs x 10, Burpees x 10 6. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10, BBSUs x 10, CCDs x 10 7. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10, BBSUs x 10 8. Merkins x 10, Squats x 10 9. Merkins x 10
Mosey back across 51 to the rock pile.
WAVE 2: Rocks and Walls • Pick a lifting rock. Curls, Presses, Triceps, Rows. X 10/15/20 • Over to the long wall between the buildings • People’s Chair + Arm Raises x 25 • People’s Chair + Seal Claps x 25 • Australian Mountain Climbers x 10
Mosey back to launch w/ LBCs until time.
Called time and COT w/ the Meathead boys.

Black Ops, Prime Rib Sandwiches, 1/2 Priced Cabernet

Date: 2023-08-02 AO: _sob Q: wingman PAX: kirby, war_eagle, patent_pending, f3bigtuna, Olaf, Hippie, super trooper, madison, wingman, midriff FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf But first a word from our sponsor. Black Ops. Have you ever wanted to sweat continuously until lunch? Do you want to fart continuously until you almost crap your pants? Do you have a “lets go” attitude? Black Ops extreme pre-workout WARMUP: 20 SSH 5 Burpees 10 IW 4 Burpees 10 Hillbillies 3 Burpees 10 Potato Pickers 2 Burpees 10 Squats 1 Burpee
THE THANG: Partner A: Lap around the Office Partner B: Steps X2
PA: Lap PB: Dips X2 LBC x 15 IC
Rotational Rock exercises both rotating rocks and shot-caller.
Lunge Walk Forward and Back
5 Merkins at Humps 1,3,5 FIN
ANNOUNCEMENTS: October 7 – 10 5ks in 10 hours @midriff see #networking channel. There are a few pax looking for work. Connect and reach out. Encourage routine. COT: 1/2 scoop of black ops today. Still likely to return it. Did you know GNC gives you 30 days to return? The warned YHC it had a proprietary blend of ingredients full of PUMP. 1/2 price bottles of wine at 131 Main brings out Lamborghinis in handicap spots, Ferraris, Porsches. Try the prime rib sandwich, add onions and cheese.
Remember to write your slackblasts, @olaf is counting on it.

Wamrap

Date: 2023-08-02 AO: wamrap Q: mcgee PAX: Alf, O Tannenbaum, poptart, mcgee FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Two parking decks plus burpees
Parking deck stairwells were a surprisingly pleasant 5/10 on the grossness scale. No chipotle, no urine, no live roaches.