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Justin Trudeau Day

Date: 2023-08-09 AO: the-maul Q: super trooper PAX: midriff, Olaf, Yard Tool, picasso FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: downward dog and upward facing chicken cobras THE THANG: partner A up the hill and back, partner B do circuit: 10 merkins 10 burpee, 10 EXL then 10 squat 10 lcd, 10 air jumper MARY: Bobby Hurley, partner push ups and side side straddle hop with dips mixed in ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1) 10x 5k in October , 2) congrats Yard Tool for getting the kids out of the house COT:

Stealing workouts and making them harder

Date: 2023-08-09 AO: sacs Q: Cheese Curd PAX: Cheese Curd, Emoji, fire_hazard, wildturkey, Rousey FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: Ruck up and sandbag carry to Rising Meadow THE THANG:
Complex 1 10 Cleans (sandbag and ruck) 10 Thrusters (sandbag and ruck) 10 Big Boy Sit ups with ruck or Bag
Up the hill with both SB & Ruck
Complex 2 10 Over head press (sandbag and ruck) 10 lunges per side (sandbag and ruck) 10 slick burpees with jump over
Down the hill w/ both SB & Ruck
Complex 3 10 Bent over rows (sandbag and ruck) 10 Shoulder to shoulder press (sandbag and ruck) 10 Deadlifts (sandbag and ruck)
Up the hill w/ both SB & ruck
Complex 4 10 ruck on sandbag curls 10 ruck on and sandbag front Squats 10 Standing push press ruck only
Down the hill w/ ruck and sandbag
Repeat 1, 2 and 3
Head home- before we go all the way home, finish #4
Done
MARY: Flutters and various others for “rest” ANNOUNCEMENTS: midriff 5k’s COT: Thank you Fire Hazard for taking us out – this workout was modified from one Voodoo took us through on Friday.  Adding the ruck and the hills were a brutal addition. -Glad to see Fire Hazard take my recommendation and go heavy.  That was a mistake today – Wild Turkey is turning and burning miles for the 50k -Emoji is taking pills to keep him younger… I think that’s what I heard, but whatever he is doing it works, 57 yr old stud – Rousey added weight to his ruck but happy he kept the sandbag weight normal this week…baby steps – notably missing HC (for 2 weeks now) Lex Luther…AKA Sleepy – -Also missing Drum Stick.  Ruck was ready for beast mode, maybe next week – Your boy Spitball is on Q next week- VQ

Stealing workouts and making them harder

Date: 2023-08-09 AO: sacs Q: Cheese Curd PAX: Cheese Curd, Emoji, fire_hazard, wildturkey, Rousey FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: Ruck up and sandbag carry to Rising Meadow THE THANG:
Complex 1 10 Cleans (sandbag and ruck) 10 Thrusters (sandbag and ruck) 10 Big Boy Sit ups with ruck or Bag
Up the hill with both SB & Ruck
Complex 2 10 Over head press (sandbag and ruck) 10 lunges per side (sandbag and ruck) 10 slick burpees with jump over
Down the hill w/ both SB & Ruck
Complex 3 10 Bent over rows (sandbag and ruck) 10 Shoulder to shoulder press (sandbag and ruck) 10 Deadlifts (sandbag and ruck)
Up the hill w/ both SB & ruck
Complex 4 10 ruck on sandbag curls 10 ruck on and sandbag front Squats 10 Standing push press ruck only
Down the hill w/ ruck and sandbag
Repeat 1, 2 and 3
Head home- before we go all the way home, finish #4
Done
MARY: Flutters and various others for “rest” ANNOUNCEMENTS: midriff 5k’s COT: Thank you Fire Hazard for taking us out – this workout was modified from one Voodoo took us through on Friday.  Adding the ruck and the hills were a brutal addition. -Glad to see Fire Hazard take my recommendation and go heavy.  That was a mistake today – Wild Turkey is turning and burning miles for the 50k -Emoji is taking pills to keep him younger… I think that’s what I heard, but whatever he is doing it works, 57 yr old stud – Rousey added weight to his ruck but happy he kept the sandbag weight normal this week…baby steps – notably missing HC (for 2 weeks now) Lex Luther…AKA Sleepy – -Also missing Drum Stick.  Ruck was ready for beast mode, maybe next week – Your boy Spitball is on Q next week- VQ

Double E Special

Date: 2023-08-09 AO: wamrap Q: Orange Whip PAX: rachel, Alf, Horsehead, Orange Whip, double_e, poptart FNGs: None COUNT: 6 EE special in the residential area. With BRR season upon us I decided to take us on a longer run option and skip the deck. All got 4+ in with 4 rounds of Mike Tyson’s, Split Legs, Sit Ups, Sister MCs with a burpee counter at the bottom of the hill.
Lots of females clinging to their schnoodles, doodles and poodles this morning as we ran by. Most clung even tighter whenever Pop Tart ran by. One dude in scrubs reached into his murse to find his pepper spray (probably).
Rachel won. Again.
Double E and Horsehead were talking every time I ran by them, apparently about tracking dog poop around the house or something.
F3 watch party for the Elon Musk/Zuck fight at OT’s house.
Announcements: None
COT – prayers went up for McGee’s son Ford who is dealing with seizures from meningitis. Continue praying for his family and for quick healing & for the doctors overseeing him 🙏🙏🙏

Double E Special

Date: 2023-08-09 AO: wamrap Q: Orange Whip PAX: rachel, Alf, Horsehead, Orange Whip, double_e, poptart FNGs: None COUNT: 6 EE special in the residential area. With BRR season upon us I decided to take us on a longer run option and skip the deck. All got 4+ in with 4 rounds of Mike Tyson’s, Split Legs, Sit Ups, Sister MCs with a burpee counter at the bottom of the hill.
Lots of females clinging to their schnoodles, doodles and poodles this morning as we ran by. Most clung even tighter whenever Pop Tart ran by. One dude in scrubs reached into his murse to find his pepper spray (probably).
Rachel won. Again.
Double E and Horsehead were talking every time I ran by them, apparently about tracking dog poop around the house or something.
F3 watch party for the Elon Musk/Zuck fight at OT’s house.
Announcements: None
COT – prayers went up for McGee’s son Ford who is dealing with seizures from meningitis. Continue praying for his family and for quick healing & for the doctors overseeing him 🙏🙏🙏

Dizzying Speed

Date: 2023-08-08 AO: swift Q: Gold Digger PAX: bratwurst, citgo, frasier, Dosey Doe, fahvra, midriff, Hippie, wildturkey, gumbo, Wolverine, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: 1.5mi to and around the bullring, followed by dynamic warmups/stretches.
THE THANG: CCW around the bullring, 4min at 10k pace, 2min recovery back to the stop sign. Repeat 6x. Just enough time to get back to the flag at 0615.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep an eye out for an amazing opportunity to support Midriff and his family in their adoption process.
COT:

Dizzying Speed

Date: 2023-08-08 AO: swift Q: Gold Digger PAX: bratwurst, citgo, frasier, Dosey Doe, fahvra, midriff, Hippie, wildturkey, gumbo, Wolverine, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: 1.5mi to and around the bullring, followed by dynamic warmups/stretches.
THE THANG: CCW around the bullring, 4min at 10k pace, 2min recovery back to the stop sign. Repeat 6x. Just enough time to get back to the flag at 0615.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Keep an eye out for an amazing opportunity to support Midriff and his family in their adoption process.
COT:

Big Saturday! (On a Tuesday)

Date: 2023-08-08 AO: fast-twitch Q: lex_luthor PAX: Runstopper, Alf, Christmas, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), turkey_leg FNGs: None COUNT: 6 2 men ran early and completed close to 8 miles (depending on who you ask)
4 men did a version of Frank the Tank’s favorite Saturday workout and got to run from Bed Bath Beyond to Home Depot and back – a good little Saturday

Big Saturday! (On a Tuesday)

Date: 2023-08-08 AO: fast-twitch Q: lex_luthor PAX: Runstopper, Alf, Christmas, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), turkey_leg FNGs: None COUNT: 6 2 men ran early and completed close to 8 miles (depending on who you ask)
4 men did a version of Frank the Tank’s favorite Saturday workout and got to run from Bed Bath Beyond to Home Depot and back – a good little Saturday

There’s gonna be a wedding

Date: 2023-08-05 AO: olympus Q: voodoo PAX: Krzyzewski, mighty_mite, MARTA, The Worm, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Warmup: I was warm after unloading all of the gear from my car, but the pax needed to move around a little.
SSH, IW, Windmills, maybe some LSS (all IC)
The Thang: A small group today, so no need for splitting into groups.
Station 1: Frank the Tank – each pax pushes out, recovers while others push, then pushes back. We did pushing and pulling (with harness forward, backward, bear crawl).
Station 2: Sandbags – carry sandbags of varying weight in various ways (shoulder, back, bear hug, farmer). Out and back each round.
Station 3: Heavy bells – each round, pax rotate through the different bell sizes, completing more reps with lighter bells and vice versa with the heavier ones. Round 1 was swings, round 2 was squats/deadlifts, and round 3 was cleans.
Recovery: Mary – between cycles of all three stations, we stopped for some Mary. The first round was box cutters and LBCs. Second round was dying cockroaches and Freddie Mercury.
The Rock pax joined us sporadically for sled pushing and Mary.
Announcements:
– Mighty Mite posted on the morning of his wedding (hence the title above). Pretty strong, but not unexpected considering who MM is and his commitment to F3 over the last 10+ years. He’s served on the SOB Board, been site Q at various sites, and has posted more times than anyone can count. He’s been a loyal friend and I’ve enjoyed working with him to develop our kettlebell workouts over the years. We’ll miss him, but our loss is the Fort’s gain.
– Orange Whip posted at The Rock and officially took over as our Area 51 Nantan. He introduced his shared leadership team (SLT): Lex Luthor (1st F Q), MARTA (2nd F Q), Astro (3rd F Q), Wild Turkey (CSAUP/Rucking/Other Q), and Emoji (Weasel Shaker). It’s a great group and I’m excited to see what they do next with our region. Thank you for stepping up to lead as F3 doesn’t just happen, it takes leaders to make drive things forward, particularly in a mature region like ours.
– Thank you to my outgoing SLT: Flipper, Hoover, Geraldo, and Orange Whip (although he’s not really going anywhere). Udder is our permanent Commz Q.
COT: O’Tannenbaum channeled his inner preacher and laid a strong one on the pax. Thank you for the take-out.