Author Archive Purple Haze

Classic Anvil

8 men wandered around the parking lot waiting for Scabby to park his van so that the Spring Break edition of #F3Anvil could begin.

The Thang

COP: IWs x 10 IC, MCs x 10 IC, Merkins x 10 IC, Low Slow Squat x 10 IC

Mosey to the base of the hill at the soccer fields for 11s: Jump Squats at the top, CDDs at the bottom.

Mosey to the hot box for 3 sets of left leg step ups x 10, right leg step ups x 10, dips x 10 and derkins x 10.

Walk around building a grab some wall for people’s chair with air presses x 20 IC, BTW for slow 10 count, people’s chair with air presses x 30 IC and BTW again for slow 10 count.

Mosey to rocks by softball field for Mermaid’s (not so) rapid fire rock set: Bicep Curls x 10, Tricep Extensions x 10, Presses x 10 then run to light post and back. Repeat with reps of 15. Repeat with reps of 20.

Mosey to curb of parking lot by pond for bear crawl to first line then sprint it out, backwards bear crawl to first line then backwards run, broad jump burpee to first line then sprint it out. Repeat. Then run quick suicide.

Mosey back to base for Mary with LBCs x 10 IC, Straight Leg Lifts x 10 IC, Right elbow to left knee x 10 IC, Flapjack x 10, Flutter kicks x 10 IC then Freddy Mercury x 20 IC

Moleskine

The workout this morning was classic Anvil. In other words, YHC had no creativity and went with what he knew…the hill, the hot box and the rocks.

We moseyed around the lot this morning waiting for someone to park his van. And we moseyed some more while he exited like an 85 year old man. Turns out it was Scabby…didn’t even know he had a vehicle…thought he ran everywhere.

Rachel did run in. After McGee busted his chops for missing Day Zero all the time and called him Raquel, Rachel made everything a competition.

Solid work by the Respects this morning…neither Van Pelt nor Snowflake operate like they are 50+. Had IH been there, I’d put the Anvil Respects up against anyone’s.

And Utah just keeps posting and getting faster and stronger. He’s even HC’d for BRR. Nice.

Thanks for the takeout McGee. And thanks to McGee and Lobstah Roll for the honor of leading.

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North Face Circuit

17 men gathered at Calvary for #F3Anvil this morning.

The Thang

Short mosey across the parking lot for COP:

  • IWs x 10 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC
  • MCs x 10 IC
  • SSHs x 10 IC

Mosey to bottom of North Face for walkthrough of circuit:

  • Run to top of North Face – 10 burpees
  • Run from top of North Face around parking lot road to light pole #A2 – 10 jump squats
  • Run down parking lot road, turn left into lot and run down to (new) concrete barrier – 10 dips, 10 derkins
  • Run to bottom of North Face

Repeat the circuit for 30-35 minutes.

Circle back up in lot for Mary:

  • LBCs x 10 IC
  • American Hammer x 10 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 10 IC
  • Straight leg lifts x 10 IC

Mosey to curb in lot for two sets of suicides.

Mosey back to base…COT, after Freddie Mercury x 25 IC.

Moleskine

I hate workouts that repeat the same circuit for a majority of the workout. It shows a total lack of creativity and planning from the Q and they hurt. It’s like running around a track for an hour. I know Ickey enjoyed this one just as much as that.

We covered anywhere from 3 to 4 miles this morning, depending how fast you ran each lap of the circuit. North Face is no joke…add the 10 burpees at the top and the heart rate doesn’t go down until its time to climb it again. I had never seen the concrete wall in the corner of the parking lot before…and it served us quite well for the dips and derkins.

Good to see several FastTwitchers. Also, great to see some guys I haven’t seen in a while…Brisket, Boutique and Grease Monkey. Always nice to have the old guys out. Definitely good to have our FNG, Radar (Ed C.), out this morning…keep posting, it gets easier…and t-claps on the #LarryBirdin’ and near #MerlotSpillage.

Thanks for the solid sendoff McGee.

Announcements

  • F3 5 year party
  • MudRun

 

Take The Leap

Udder firmly planted the shovel flag as 21 men gathered for a Leap Day edition of #F3BaseCamp.

The Thang

Mosey around the parking lot to pick up a few stragglers coming in late before circling up in the front parking lot for COP.

  • IWs x 15 IC
  • MCs x 15 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC

Mosey down Woodfox. Stop at Rounding Run for SSHs x 15 IC. Mosey to the bottom of the hill at Rising Meadow.

  • 7s on the Rising Meadow hill – Jump Squats at the bottom; Merkins at the top.

Some plank work while the six wrapped up the 7s. Mosey back towards the school but along the way we did a couple of AYG sprints between light posts. Back at the school, we lined up along in the parking lot at the basketball goals. We did some work there between goal #1 and goal #3.

  • Broad Jump Burpees – active recovery with LBCs x 15 IC
  • Double Broad Jump Burpees – active recovery with Flutters x 15 IC
  • Broad Jump to the end then 5 burpees – active recovery with Dollies x 15 IC
  • Broad Jump to the end then 5 burpees – active recovery with Freddie Mercury x 20 IC (5 fast, 5 slow, 5 fast, 5 slow)

Then a little more sprint work from 1st goal to last goal.

  • 50% sprint down
  • 75% sprint back
  • AYG sprint down
  • AYG sprint back

Mosey to the outhouse for some Semi-Gloss.

  • Wall sit; wall sit lower
  • Wall sit; right leg up; left leg up; wall sit lower then Air Presses x 10 IC
  • Wall sit; right leg up; left leg up; wall sit lower then Air Presses x 20 IC

Lunge walk back to COT. American Hammer x 20 IC. Done.

Moleskine

Solid work this morning by a great group of men. Trust me, these guys are no BaseCampers. They are pros, right down to the mumblechatter. We were only about 20 yards down Woodfox and I was already being yelled at about this not being FastTwitch. I know…it’s just habit to take off into the Raintree darkness for some hill work on Rising Meadow. The 7s got the blood flowing.

Back at the school, figured I’d use the Leap Day theme to my advantage (and to the chagrin of the Pax) for some Broad Jump Burpees. Mall Cop was there so I was able to blame him. He introduced those to me on a cold, pouring rain morning a couple of years ago at The Rock. Hopefully the quads will feel that work later tonight or tomorrow.

Simba and Fireman Ed have a great site here…appreciate their giving me the keys this morning. Thanks to Insomniac for a solid sendoff into the day/week.

Announcements

  • F3 5 year Party this Friday
  • MudRun sign-ups are happening now

 

Track Day Enthusiasts

18 track lovers were giddy over yesterday’s pre-blast and barely slept last night. It’s so easy to be overly enthusiastic about track day. Here’s how we spent our morning:

The Thang

  • 400m run, 400m jog
  • 800m run, 400m jog
  • 1200m run, 400m jog
  • 1600m run, 400m jog
  • 1200m run, 400m jog
  • 800m run, 400m jog
  • 400m run, 400m jog

We finished with 100m dashes every 50 seconds until time expired.

Moleskine

So much excitement was expressed on twitter and in the comments once yesterday’s pre-blast went live. I never knew that running around the oval behind SCMS could be so exciting. Add in some rain and slight chill in the air…you have yourself a wonderful morning. I didn’t hear much chatter this morning, except for the occasional “This is fun Haze” and “I love you Haze” as I encountered various guys during the laps.

Solid work by all the men this morning. Putting in the work on the track will make us faster on the streets. Or make us appreciate them more.

Announcements

FT PB – #NoTrackTuesday No Longer Trending

Someone’s gotta do it…just didn’t think it would be me. But we are going down to track for FastTwitch tomorrow morning. Don’t make me do it alone.

The Main Plan:

  • 400m run, 400m jog
  • 800m run, 400m jog
  • 1200m run, 400m jog
  • 1600m run, 400m jog
  • 1200m run, 400m jog
  • 800m run, 400m jog
  • 400m run, 400m jog

The Finisher:

  • 100m dashes every 50 seconds until time expires

From Haze, With Love

Had this planned for last time…but then Snowmageddon happened. A chance at redemption offered to me by the site Qs…this time, we beat it to the punch.

11 men gathered in the McAlpine parking lot…well about 8 or so did…then the last 3 came screeching in as we launched into the workout with a half lap around the track. Out the back gate we went and out to 51 for a pretty brisk 1.25 mile run to Carmel Commons, where the Colosseum awaited. The run was enough warmup…so no SSHs or IWs…does this even count as an official workout?

The Thang

Grab a lifting rock and mosey to the base of the largest Colosseum hill for 3 rounds of triple nickels:

  • Round 1 – Shoulder presses at the bottom x 5, jump squats at the top x 5, sprints up the hill x 5
  • Round 2 – Curls at the bottom x 5, squats at the top x 5, sprints up the hill x 5
  • Round 3 – Tricep presses at the bottom x 5, jump squats at the top x 5, sprints up the hill x 5

Return your rock. Mosey up Carmel Commons to the apex at Carmel Commons and Bannington. Find a partner. One partner run down the Bannington hill, one partner run down the Carmel Commons hill…do called exercise at the bottom. Run back up and meet at the top for partner merkins. Flapjack. That’s one round.

  • Round 1 – Squats x 5 at the bottom, partner merkins x 5 at the top.
  • Round 2 – Repeat round 1.
  • Round 3 – Burpees x 5 at the bottom, partner merkins x 10 at the top.

Run the 1.25 miles back. Circle up for Mary on A51’s toughest parking lot.

  • LBCs x 20 IC
  • Straight leg lifts x 10 IC
  • Freddie Mercury x 20 IC (5 fast, 5 slow, 5 fast, 5 slow)
  • Flutter kicks x 20 IC
  • Elbow plank

Done. COT.

Moleskine

Day Zero is a whole other level of workout. And the pressure is great to have a plan that works these younger guys. The tag “High Intensity” on the calendar legit. I literally smoked myself badly this morning…even got an encouraging “If you can’t do it, don’t Q it” from Alf after I went to failure in the partner merkins. You only get better when you push yourself past your limits.

The Carmel Commons and Bannington hills are no joke, except to Frasier, maybe. But all the guys hit it hard this morning and hopefully got what they came for. We kept the heart rates up and logged about 4.25 miles.

Thanks for venturing down our way Spooky Jon. Admittedly right away that he was sent on mission to plug the 5 year anniversary party. Glad you could join us brother. Come back anytime.

Thanks to Hairball and Pro for the opportunity to lead. Thanks to the men for pushing me. Thanks to McGee for the solid takeout.

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  • Sign up the 5 year anniversary party. First thing you see on the website. As usual, signups are lagging, making hard on the organizers. Sign up now to celebrate 5 years of something that has impacted us all so significantly.

Snow Beast

7 men pushed aside common sense and posted this morning for the always high intensity #F3DayZero. The original plan to run off campus was scrapped. It’ll keep for another time. Instead, we stayed at base and chose some old school suck.

The Thang

Mosey down the to the proving ground for COP:

  • SSHs x 20 IC
  • IWs x 20 IC
  • MCs x 20 IC

Mosey to the rock stone pile. Pick a good one. Back to the proving ground for some work.

The Beast – Run down and back, stopping at each trash can (6 stops) for 6 reps of called exercise for 6 rounds.

  • Round 1 – 20 curls with the rock stone. Drop the rock stone. Merkins at each stop.
  • Round 2 – 20 presses with the rock stone. Drop the rock stone. Jump squats at each stop.
  • Round 3 – 20 tricep presses with the rock stone. Drop the rock stone. LBCs at each stop.
  • Round 4 – 20 curls with the rock stone. Carry the rock stone. Squats at each stop.
  • Round 5 – 20 presses with the rock stone. Drop the rock stone. Flutter kicks at each stop.
  • Round 6 – Carry the rock stone. Burpees at each stop.

Two rounds of suicides, sans rock stone.

  • Round 1 – To each trash can and back, starting with closest.
  • Round 2 – To each trash can and back, starting with farthest.

Rock Stone sprint grinders – Divide into two groups. Perform called exercise at each end. Guys alternating sprinting between ends while carrying the rock stone.

Return the rock stone. Back to the proving ground for some Mary.

  • American Hammer x 20 IC
  • Straight leg lifts x 20 IC
  • LBCs x 20 IC
  • Freddie Mercury x 20 IC (5 fast, 5 slow, 5 fast, 5 slow)
  • Elbow plank – Hold while we went around the circle for everyone to do a 10 count.

Mosey back up to school from a few rounds of People’s Chair. Done. COT.

Moleskine

As YHC ran up to the school parking lot, Philmont was already there waiting, having moseyed from his house. He described its location as in back of the Touchstone center, made it sound like he lives in the Tuesday Morning stock room. Then Frasier arrived. He noted that there was some guy sliding around in the front parking lot. Yep, forgot to tell Icicle we parked on the side. Then Rachel came running in, another Touchstone neighborhood guy. Then up drives HighTide, in his Jeep…the old one, not the new one. Last to arrive was CrotchRocket, coming in with all the pomp and circumstance worthy of F3 royalty. Turns out he just moved South, settling somewhere close to TR’s house. Yeah, good luck with that.

Rachel and Frasier are skinny dudes. They stayed out front the whole time. Philmont noted that the skinny guys don’t even break the top layer of snow/ice. The rest of us, well we trudged along. On the far end of the proving ground, it was like running in that thick beach sand. HighTide reminisced about his summertime Speedo sprints on the island’s white sands. Icicle did not hold back on sprint grinders…the man was flat out totin’ the rock stone…did a Heisman pose each time before handing it off.

We tried coffeeteria…but Starbucks was closed. Weak.

Solid work men. Thanks for posting. It was an honor to lead.

Announcements

  • Join Frasier for a 5K for a great cause. Check it out at gojengo.org.
  • CR noted that Expansion is exploding in 2016. Plenty of opps to get involved in taking what we have to other men around the country. E-mail Expansion@F3Nation.com to see how you can help.
  • #KeepPounding

Three-Legged Reindeer

6 men gathered in the pouring rain for the #F3FastTwitch gift exchange. Having none of Turkey Leg’s stocking stuffers, we decided to run instead.

The Thang

The three-legged reindeer: Run to from base to intersection of Raintree Lane and 4Mile Creek (brief stop at gravel lot for 10 IWs). Just run the three legs until time runs out…meet back at the intersection at 0605.

  • Leg 1 – Raintree Lane to Providence Rd and back
  • Leg 2 – Blinking light on 4Mile Creek at Whitethorn and back
  • Leg 3 – Raintree Lane to gravel lot and back

Crippling indeed.

Moleskine

In my car at 0510, no one else in the parking lot, a driving rain beating down on the roof of my sporty Corolla, I was praying. First for the rain to stop…then for no one else to show. Neither request was answered, as a few cars pulled in. Instead, it was #ISI. It’s why we do what we do. *Teardrop*

Mermaid exited his Jeep wearing a tailored, slim fit trash bag. That was his weather gear. Had to be no more than the 4 gallon size…it was form fitting…even cut into a stylish V-neck. And apparently he totally insulted Utah, giving A51’s goalie no credit for his svelteness, by offering him a lawn and leaf size bag to protect him from the rain…told him black was slimming. Utah declined, opting for a store bought rain parka instead.

The three legs we ran this morning were brutal, made even more treacherous with the threat of hydroplaning. There was speed to burn out there. Turkey Leg knocked out 8.6. Fault Line got 8 probably. Mermaid, Utah and YHC tallied 7.5, especially after some extra credit miles to track down a wandering Fault Line on 4Mile Creek. Alf totaled about 6.5…but a least two of those were at an all out sprint pace back to the facilities at base…then he really worked those Fast Twitch muscles with a 5 to 7 minutes #hovercraft as he jettisoned wasteful cargo.

Announcements

Merry Christmas!

TL on Q next Tuesday.

 

Devil in Disguise

The shovel flag was planted in the soft earth of South Charlotte Middle School. The men of #FastTwitch gathered in the parking lot, awaiting the Best Worst Hour in Area51, and barely avoiding certain death at the hands of Prohibtion’s out of control Expedition.

The Thang

13 of us took off into the dark morning, heading out Strawberry to 51. Hanging a right onto 51, we ran towards Raintree Lane. Lex Luthor was to my left, dressed like it was 27* instead of 47*, looking like Rocky from one of his epic Rocky IV runs in the Russian mountains, hoodie pulled up and all.

After hanging a right onto Raintree Lane, then a left onto Willow Point Drive, we settled into the Raintree soccer field parking lot for COP, that was really all C, very little P.

  • IWs x 15 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 15 IC

Mosey onto Willow Point for an explanation of the Beast. Everyone claimed to know how to do the Beast…but round 1 was a disaster. Perhaps a Q fail…but most likely a lack of attention to detail from the Pax. Still, we did the six rounds, with 3 stops coming and going at each side street sign along the quarter mile long Willow Point Drive, which runs behind the Arbo, among the slums of South Charlotte, per @GummyF3. I guess everyone is beneath you when your team is #1.

  • Round 1 – Merkins
  • Round 2 – Squats
  • Round 3 – LBCs
  • Round 4 – CDDs
  • Round 5 – Makhtar N’Diayes
  • Round 6 – Burpees

From Willow Point, we turned left on Raintree Lane, then right on Rounding Run, headed for base. But first a stop at Rising Meadow for some 3 man team hill sprint grinders. This was fun.

From there, we broke tradition…no Indian Run back…just a go at your own pace until we arrived back at the school for COT.

Moleskine

Prohibition almost killed 3 pax with his wreckless driving in the parking lot. Why do guys with big trucks/SUVs think they need to back into every pace? At least he spared us and wasn’t blaring Air Supply’s greatest hits this time.

A lot of complaints about showing up for a running workout and getting a bootcamp. Not so much a bootcamp…but more a track tempo workout in disguise. #NoTrackTuesday is trending so I had to think of another way to get the work in. All in all, we covered 5.25 miles at a pretty legit pace for most of it.

Soul Glow’s burpee form was awful…almost Chelms-like. But at least he attempted them, after refusniking everything else in the Beast, except the squats round, as he did squats every round.

It is scary at the dead end of the road, right there behind the Arbo Walmart.

Announcements

  • Save @GeraldoF3 from a heart attack and sign up now for the Christmas Party. You know you’re going…so just sign up and pay already. It’s cheap, so there’s no need to wait for the Christmas bonus.
  • See Mermaid’s pre-blast on food collection for the Calvary Church food bank.
  • Lex Luthor is the Toy Q for #FastTwitch’s collection of new toys for Alexander Youth Network. Buy new toys (based on his list) and get them to him. He says you can bring him cash too…but I wouldn’t trust that.

Dry Clean Only

4 absolute lunatics posted for #F3BaseCamp this morning.

The Thang

Mosey from SCMS down 51 to the office/retail building in Raintree. Stop in front of the dry cleaners for COP (which was more of a line underneath the cover):

  • IWs x 20 IC
  • Low Slow Squat x 20 IC
  • Merkins x 15 IC

Stair circuit…run up the left side stairs, across the top, down the right side stairs, the stop in front of dry cleaners for called exercise.

  • Round 1 – Merkins x 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1
  • Peoples chair – left leg up, right leg up, sit lower
  • Round 2 – Jump squats x 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1
  • Peoples chair – air presses x 20 IC

Time for some Mary.

  • LBCs x 15 IC
  • Flutter kicks x 15 IC
  • Right elbow to left knee x 10 IC; flapjack x 10 IC

Mosey back to base via Rounding Run and Woodfox.

  • Peoples chair under the cover of the Semigloss bathroom facility

COT

Moleskine

When you have the Q on a morning like this one, two thoughts run through your head…1) I hope someone else shows up so this workout isn’t a bust and 2) I hope no one else shows up so I don’t have to do this workout. I pulled up to see one car in the parking lot…site Q Fireman Ed. While we discussed breakfast plans, Gooney pulls in, then Smash. Well, guess we’re on.

My plan was to keep us dry during most of the workout. Problem was, we had to run about 8/10ths of a mile to get there. Still, it was nice to do the stair circuit completely out of the elements. I don’t think that makes us soft…just smart.

Maybe a little more running than usual for BaseCamp…but I’m trying to get back into running shape…so thanks for obliging. Fireman Ed mainly skipped and danced in the rain anyway, all jazzed up from his Tigers being No. 1. It’ll be sad when the Cocks crush his dreams later this month at Willy B…but at least he’ll get his BCS playoff ticket deposit back. Gooney did solid work on the stairs in spite of an MCL sprain, which he probably sustained during a Brian Kelly like tirade over some alleged poor officiating call during this weekend’s ND game. Smash also did solid work and didn’t seem slowed at all, despite being all decked out in his North Face pants and jacket rain gear.

A pleasure to Q this morning…thanks for the opportunity Fireman Ed and Simba.

Announcements

  • Veteran’s Day convergence at Anvil
  • Christmas Party
  • Joe Davis Run