A new deep threat

Date: 2025-12-12 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: MARTA PAX: Crawdad, Yeti, Steve Hall, Zipper, Situation, Fruity Pebbles, Wu Tang is for the children, JH, David Baker, Broken Arrow, Spyglass, Wario, pinkeye, biden, aoli, puddles, bullystick, peaches FNGs: None COUNT: 19 The THANG: A brisk morning led the PAX onto the field… a questionable low text chain commitment ballooned to a 9 v 10 match pitching familiar foes of red against an overly handsome yellow team. The clock struck 520 and after some pathetic looking side straddle hops, it begun.
Yellow took an early 3-1 lead which was quickly tied by red. The score remained close until the end… but first some notable notables. Yellow abused the petite stature of red by throwing it up to @wutang who appeared to have finally completed his late 20s growth spurt. Friday Zipper was in peak form executing numerous goalline conversions despite @peaches being in his back pocket all morning. Red was not without their triumphs. Outside of a glorious hand block by MARTA, Spyglass and @fruity_pebbles deep shots to @peanut kept them relevant. The @wario v @peanut chirping was a sight to behold.. right after calling him out Wario immediately dropped the disc. On a subsequent play @peanut streaked deep for a score only to be targeted by said Wario. The competiton for dirtiest player in next years fresbys will be intense. Hc braniac was a no show to ultimate and breakfast… maybe he’s there now?
Back to the match- the final points were fierce. YhC streaked up the line to score on a beautiful hammer by wutang. Red quickly leveled the score to force ultimate point. The teams pushed the field in both directions after several d’s and turnovers.. as time was expiring, yhc hucked it to @yeti over @aoli who was either held down by the wind or the wind buoyed the disc over his outstretched arms – i couldnt tell. Yeti taps it in for the win.
Red: 13 Fruity Fly with me Biden Broken Spyglass Peanut/jh AOLI PINK EYE Peaches Braniac (absentee)
Yellow: 14 Yeti Marta Sitch Fresh meat Puddles Wario Wutang Crawdad Bullystick Zipper
ANNOUNCEMENTS PRE Christmas game announced no Friday game after Christmas Festivus tomorrow 7 to 9
COT Prayers for broken arrows dad’s surgery Praise the biker is slowly recovering