- QIC: wingman
- Pax: Big League Chew, ChickenWing, kevlar, Limey, O Tannenbaum, Orange Whip, PopTart, Rudy, spackles
Where’s Oakland, how do you bet on porn, and other questions to ponder…
Date: 2024-03-22 AO: kevlar Q: hoover PAX: Orange Whip, Big League Chew, poptart, Rudy, spackles, ChickenWing, O Tannenbaum, limey FNGs: None COUNT: 9 YHC was tapped yesterday to lead the fine men of Kevlar, a little schedule reshuffling by the site-q’s. At 0528 YHC pulled in to find 8 fine men ready for a beatdown. March Madness talk was already underway and we all had the same question: Where is Oakland?
Other notable topics: getting free $$ from NC sports betting, these apps are all offering free money for a $5 bet. See Spackler for more details. Somewhere along the way, Pop Tart became an advocate for betting on porn through NC sports app betting. We’re all trying to figure out what you’d be betting on, though.
Drinking challenges: – Orange Whip and his wife drink bourbon on their way to Seaboard for bad pizza. – Limey used to do “cannon balls” which is a handle of Carlo Rossi wine between a group of fellow belligerents. basically keep drinking until it’s gone. – Chicken Wing and his college buddies would get 5 guys to a handle of liquor and each one takes a long drink before heading out. Ah, the good ole days. – YHC used to do kill-a-keg which was a competitive drinking team of 9 who had to finish a keg in 45 minutes. You spew on the ground and your out. but, if you spew into your cup and drink it, you stay in.
now onto the stuff we actually did during the workout.
WARMUP: talk about basketball, run around the field twice, decide if the grass is too wet to stay here for the workout THE THANG: 4 corners on the field twice, with a bunch of different exercises. chicken wing needed the form auditors to check if he was doing wide-arm merkins when diamonds were called.
moved on to the gazebo for 7’s with merkins and jump squats. then some rock work while we watched a truck pull into the cemetary to dig up a body (a true dead lift). headed back to the parking lot for a lil bit o …
MARY: Yup, she made an appearance
ANNOUNCEMENTS: WTF, if you don’t want to run just stick around for Kid Rock cooking on the flat top the whole time.
COT: Orange Whip took us out
Other notable topics: getting free $$ from NC sports betting, these apps are all offering free money for a $5 bet. See Spackler for more details. Somewhere along the way, Pop Tart became an advocate for betting on porn through NC sports app betting. We’re all trying to figure out what you’d be betting on, though.
Drinking challenges: – Orange Whip and his wife drink bourbon on their way to Seaboard for bad pizza. – Limey used to do “cannon balls” which is a handle of Carlo Rossi wine between a group of fellow belligerents. basically keep drinking until it’s gone. – Chicken Wing and his college buddies would get 5 guys to a handle of liquor and each one takes a long drink before heading out. Ah, the good ole days. – YHC used to do kill-a-keg which was a competitive drinking team of 9 who had to finish a keg in 45 minutes. You spew on the ground and your out. but, if you spew into your cup and drink it, you stay in.
now onto the stuff we actually did during the workout.
WARMUP: talk about basketball, run around the field twice, decide if the grass is too wet to stay here for the workout THE THANG: 4 corners on the field twice, with a bunch of different exercises. chicken wing needed the form auditors to check if he was doing wide-arm merkins when diamonds were called.
moved on to the gazebo for 7’s with merkins and jump squats. then some rock work while we watched a truck pull into the cemetary to dig up a body (a true dead lift). headed back to the parking lot for a lil bit o …
MARY: Yup, she made an appearance
ANNOUNCEMENTS: WTF, if you don’t want to run just stick around for Kid Rock cooking on the flat top the whole time.
COT: Orange Whip took us out
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