Date: 2026-01-07 AO: the-maul Q: patent_pending PAX: super trooper, taggart, Odd Job, kirby, Smash, commish, Mr. Bean, Adobe, Gypsy, chippy, Tariff, Pepsi FNGs: None COUNT: 13 WARMUP: Mosie about 100 yards and circle up and warm up; Lot’s of mumble chatter, as the OGs were out after a long respit THE THANG: Saunter (I was told that my mosie was a little slow) over to another parking lot and 3-peat on bar crawls, merkins, and bobby hurleys Saunter over to the front of Firebirds; partner up; one partner runs, while the other partner did called exercises (step ups, wall squats, incline merkins) Saunter over to the fountains and new fake grass, which was referred to by Chippy as the dog pee pad and kid puke catchall; some mary first and then partners run in opposite directions around building and do hand slap merkins (2 trips around the building) Grab some wall for air raises and mike tysons Saunter over to another parking lot and let Chippy and Commish relive the football coaching dream by calling wind sprints Back to Post right on time. MARY: pistol pretzel crunches, protractor (remember to never ask Adobe for mary call again), American hammers ANNOUNCEMENTS: New FNG — Tariff COT: Ball of man

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