Heat dome

Date: 2025-06-25 AO: the-maul Q: Odd Job PAX: kirby, super trooper, taggart, teddyf3, F3 Elsa, patent_pending FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Nothing could stop this fearless crew from stepping into the heat dome like it was a walk-in sauna with burpees. Highlights included: – A round of 7’s: merkins and burpees. Why? Because we hate ourselves. – A DIY obstacle course that featured merkins, iguanas, jump rope, goblet squats, and overhead squats with some kind of rock crusher thing, and a wildly accurate “flappy bird” impersonation by patent_pending. Audubon Society is expected to call any day now. – F3 Elsa defied heat physics and absolutely crushed the course. It was so smooth, it looked choreographed. – taggart successfully learned to count cadence—a personal best and a moment of pure magic. Meanwhile, revenge is a dish best served… magnetized. super trooper’s infamous prank bumper sticker made its way from my car to teddyf3’s, but Teddy discovered it before his Buffalo road trip. Shame. Rumor has it kirby is plotting bumper sticker escalation that is sure to raise some… eyebrows? Stay tuned… and check your bumpers.