Kramerica

Date: 2024-08-24 AO: stonehenge Q: wildturkey PAX: markettimer, f3bigtuna, ToeJam, Rehab, snowflake, Pilgrim FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Today, we embarked on a Kramerica-inspired workout, complete with a “Soup Nazi” challenge at Ballantyne Commons and a “Jerry’s Apartment” obstacle course at Dove Hunt.
We started with a “George Costanza” warm-up, full of awkwardness and self-doubt. Then, we “Newmaned” our way up Ballantyne Commons hill, gasping for breath like Elaine after a particularly challenging date.
Next a “Jerry” push-up challenge through The Vandy parking lot, hoping to avoid any “Newman” confrontations.
At Dove Hunt, we transformed the playground into a “Seinfeld” obstacle course. We did “Newman” pull-ups on the monkey bars, “Kramer” dips on the benches, and “Uncle Leo” rows on the swings
Finally, we finished with a “Jerry” push-up challenge through The Vandy parking lot, hoping to avoid any “Newman” confrontations.
Overall, it was a classic Seinfeld-inspired workout. No soup, no “Mocha Mike,” but plenty of laughs and a whole lot of sweat!