Calf Boobs



Calf Boobs

Date: 2023-11-16 AO: sparta Q: Orange Whip PAX: graffiti, lex_luthor, baracus, Orange Whip FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Sometimes it takes the full workout to come up with a BB name and sometimes I happens within the first 5 mins. When Spammer rolled in after his 4:15am pre-run (whaaa??) and we saw how big his calves were (Superman level) Lex Luthor called them Calf Boobs.
I swear if they had a nipple you would try to milk them. “Yes barista, can I please have a calf milk latte? No not like a baby cow, like Spammers huge calves”. Just realized we call a baby cow and the back of our leg the same word. English is so freaking hard.
(Note, Superman and Lex Luthor reference was completely unplanned)
4 of us did the exact same workout I led last week. Run to Sportsplex, run 4 full fields with some hand touching the ground, run back home. 5 miles.
Great to see Baracus back out and he also got Graffiti to make it which was awesome. Geraldo had very sly way of un-clicking that HC button this morning but we all saw it. Maybe we can have Wingman make the HC permanent so you can’t un-click it?? #accountability
Temps were great. Not too cold. Lex was prepared for 30’s or maybe 20’s with his leg warmers.
Announcements: big F3 soccer tourney Saturday. If you’re not playing come drink with us at Matthews Social House afterwards around 6:30/7ish.
Come out to Kevlar tomorrow at Christ Cov church. We hear some FNGs may be coming.
Out!

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