Deck the Halls: The Deck-athlon Preblast

Deck the Halls: The Deck-athlon Preblast

YHC: Just when I thought Tuck couldn’t plan anything dumber… he goes and does this… AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!

Back in 2015 Tuck got the grand stupid idea of running all the Ballantyne parking decks (7 at the time) over the course of an hour-long Brave workout. Why, you may ask? Because it’s Tuck. And it’s the Brave. The better question becomes this. Why the hell not?

We continue the time-honored SOB tradition of gracefully scaling each parking deck and collectively holding our breath that security won’t foil our visions of grandeur. We shatter the concrete ceiling by taking on not just 9 parking decks, but 10. We throw reason to the cool wind that greets us at the upper deck. It’s time to take this to another level.

Here’s what you need to know if you consider yourself brave enough to take on the Deck-athlon:

  • When: December 17th (yes, yes, I know this is right after the Area 51 Holiday party)
  • Where: Launch from the parking lot in front of the Gibson Woody’s, Broken Egg cafe at intersection of Community House and Ballantyne Commons
  • What time: Launching at 5:15 a.m. and should be finished by 6:30 a.m.
  • Coffeeteria Cookie Exchange Extravaganza to follow in the parking lot. We’ll take care of the coffee. If you’re feeling festive like me, bring cookies to share.
  • This is not a race to see who finishes first. We will move as a group and have some called exercises at each of the ten decks.

Now join in with me!

Deck the halls with feats of folly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

‘Tis the gloom that makes us jolly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our reflective apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Troll the risk of your own peril

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

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