Maul-opoly II: the redemption

  • When:12/07/16
  • QIC: Wild Turkey
  • The PAX: Pat Down (R), Commish (R), Heartbreaker, Dumpster Fire, Cheddar, Cinnamon, Pvt. Benjamin, Van Pelt (R), Kirby, Escobar, Tool Bag, Chipotle, Loogie, Frehley's Comet (R), Goonie, Pulp Fiction, Drano,


Maul-opoly II: the redemption

Either a time machine dropped off a bunch of dice rollin’ street hoods from the 1930s or it was Maul-opoly! (It was the latter.)

After a the disclaimer, a brief demo of some of the more exotic exercises on the board and the a warm-up jog with the obligatory high knees, butt-kickers, bacwards run and side-shuffle, the PAX counted off and were given a pair of dice.

Each group would have a designated roller, the group advances the number  of spaces (paper taped to the sidewalk) around the theatre.

Mediterranean Avenue
10 LBC
Baltic Ave
15 Toe-Tap Crunches
Oriental Ave
20 Carolina Dry Docks
Vermont Ave
20 Lunges (each leg)
Connecticut Ave
10 Jump Squats
St. Charles Place
20 Bomb Squats
States Ave
25 Squats
Virginia Ave
50 Calf Raise
St. James Place
20 Wide-Arm Merkins
Tennessee Ave
50 Mountain Climbers (IC)
New York Ave
20 J-Los
Kentucky Ave
20 Man-Maker Merkins
Indiana Ave
Run to top of hill 5 times
Illinois Ave
15 Tip-Toe Squats
Atlantic Ave
Run to top of hill 7 times
Ventnor Ave
25 Dolly (IC)
Marvin Gardens
25 Flutters (IC)
Pacific Ave
10 Partner-Slap Merkins
North Carolina Ave
10 Diamond Merkins
Pennsylvania Ave
People’s Chair with 50 air presses
Park Place
15 Burpees
Board Walk
20 Hand Release Burpees
Reading Railroad
1 minute plank
Pennsylvania Railroad
1 minute elbow plank
B&O Railroad
20 Maktar N’Dai
Short Line
20 Plank Jacks (IC)
Electric Company
Run and to the nearest street light
& do 25 American Hammer (IC)
Water Works
Bear Crawl to water pipe and return
Chance
1 minute Balls to the Wall
Chance
Go to Jail
Community Chest
Go to Board Walk and complete the exercise
Community Chest
Proceed to GO!
Do the exercise
Community Chest
Take a Ride on the B&O Railroad, Pass GO!
Jail!
Just Visiting = 20 Peter Parkers
In Jail = 20 Monkey Humpers
Luxury Tax
20 Low Country Crab
Income Tax
20 Donkey Kicks
Free Parking
10 Count
Go to Jail
Do not Pass Go!

Moleskine
Why is it so hard for grown men to count-off into groups? There’s always one group of two and one group of seven. (LPT: After you say your number, hold your fingers in the symbol of that number.)
My group got about 2 mi, but the distance will vary based on your rolls and the speed of your team.
My team got stuck doing the Maktar N’Dai’s, J-Los and LBCs more than once.
I felt bad for the team who had to run up the muddy hill.
I like this workout because it makes the time go fast, you stay in a group (no six) and it encourages fellowship.
I don’t like it that set-up requires getting up extra early, printing off the board, taping it and securing dice. (Party City does not have dice, Family Dollar does.) Thanks to Goonie who gave me a hand this morning.

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Dumpster Fire
Dumpster Fire
8 years ago

This was pretty epic, WT. Loved it.

I’d appreciate you posting your remaining tour dates. #WTgroupie

Thanks for the ride, Private Benjamin.

Also, Digging Cheddar’s LeBron headband.

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