Thrills, Chills & Spills

  • When:11/17/16
  • QIC: Wild Turkey
  • The PAX: Bucky, Nard Dog, Strawberry, Heartbreaker, Frehley's Comet (R), Cheddar, Goonie

Thrills, Chills & Spills

Pre-Run – Murderhorn Mosey
I promised a pre-run of Murderhorn repeats starting at 0500. I started alone, but upon my fourth ascension, Nard Dog appeared out of the mist to finish the climb and join me for a lap about Regal Cinemas. He took a second lap as a greeted the Pax and reset my phone.

As the crowd grew, Strawberry exited Heartbreaker’s car, but Heartbreaker peels off. Does he have to find a bathroom? No, he’s still wearing his slippers. After the disclaimer and on the way to COP, I told Frehley the story, but I’m not sure he believed me.

COP – All the Jacks
We trekked from Regal Cinema to the far side of Target for COP. One of the easiest, yet most maligned exercises in the side straddle hop. Rumors persist this exercise is dangerous. I’m not buying it.
– Side straddle hops x 10
– Seal jacks x 10
– Plank jacks x 10
– Smurf jack x 10
– Crab jacks x 10
That’s all the jacks. If I missed one, sound off in the comments.

Route 66
By now, you’ve visited the six speed bumps behind the Stoncrest Strip Mall. Do 1 burpee at the first speed bump, 2 at the second adding one additional at the subsequent bumps. After the burpees on sixth bump, about face and continue back to start for a total of 66 burpees. Heartbreaker conveniently arrives post-burpees with shoes, not slippers.

From the back of Target, we slogged all the way back to the western wall of Regal Cinema.

AMRAP minutes

– Curb taps (from the plank position tap the curb with alternating hands) [shoulders,chest]
– Toe taps (on your six, tap the curb with your foot – resembles flutter) [legs]
– Glute march (feet on curb, shoulders down, hips up one foot in the air; alternate feet) [booty]
– Baby cobra (on your belly , raise your shoulders) [back]

Wall Work
People’s chair x 20 arm raises
Head slappers x 20
People’s chair x 20 arm raises
Hip slappers x 20
People’s chair x 20 arm raises
Cliff climbers (hands on ground, feet on wall, resembles mountain climbers)

Hill Sprint Ladder
(hill behind Regal Cinema)
– 3 sprints up the hill
* 10 merkins
– 3 sprints up the hill
* 10 merkins, 20 squats
– 3 sprints up the hill
* 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 American hammer
– 3 sprints up the hill
* 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 American hammer, 40 Freddy Mercury
– 3 sprints up the hill
* 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 American hammer, 40 Freddy Mercury, 50 mountain climbers

Run back to the front of the theatre.


– 10 regular
– 10 wide
– 10 stagger right
– 10 stagger left
– 10 diamond

Thanks to the steady veteran crew today. We worked hard, stayed together and didn’t cheat to finish first (pet peeve). I always try to have a little fun, crab jacks had Frehley laughing and a new exercise – cliff climbers.

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7 years ago

where is the list of pax?

7 years ago

Turkey, Thanks for the Q. I guess I was going for comfort over function.

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