“You’re gonna get hooked on that thing. I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you’ll wake up, you’re thirty-five, you’re overweight, you’re crying about your life in front of the soaps. I just did you a favor. You get outside, [run The Wiggler], make some friends…”
Drop the Cheetos and run The Wiggler– 5:30 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – friendly pace…
** Fred Claus: Fred Claus
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