39 of the Faithful planted the shovel flag and gathered in the Area 51 gloom for “Rookie Day.”
PAX
Callaway [QIC]
Joker [QIC]
Tiger Rag [QIC]
Slap Shot [QIC]
The Shore (Ruck)
Donkey Kong (Ruck)
O’Tannenbaum
Taser
Quarter Pounder
Stone Cold
89
Sham-Wow
Hops
Flair
Short Round [War Baby]
Counter Top
Pretty Boy Quarterback
Monkey Joe
The Tickler
Chris Tassy (FNG)
Brent Horam (FNG)
JC Baysigner (FNG)
Bob Stone (FNG)
Leo Hanus (FNG)
William Henderson (FNG)
Jonathan Miller (FNG)
Eric Bernier (FNG)
Andy Thompson (FNG)
Greg Slayton (FNG)
Roger Nayle (FNG)
John Reid (FNG)
David Campe (FNG)
Kevin Fry (FNG)
Rob Carter (FNG)
Rob Goodling (FNG)
Five other PAX… names could not recall
The Thang – Veteran Workout
SSH x 25
Toy Soldiers x 20
Slow Groiners x 10
Merkins x 20
Jog to Field
Merkin x 20, 100 yard sprint
Military Merkin x 10, 100 yard sprint
Flutter x 25 (Hold ’em), 100 yard sprint
Diamond Merkin x 10, 100 yard sprint
Prison Squats x 20, 100 yard sprint
Plank to Elbow Merkins x 10, 100 yard sprint
Raise the Roof (1 merkin, 4 overhead air press; 2 merkins, 8 overhead presses….ladder up to 9 merkins and 36 overhead presses and back down)
Bear crawl x 50 yards
Walking lunge
3 sets
-Pull ups 10x
-Dips 20x
3 minutes of Jack with 10 count decline merkens after each
Jump ups 25x
Scissor crunch 20x
Jump ups 20x
Scissor crunch 15x
Run to rock pile – rock squats 50x
Run through neighborhood to lower field and upper field
The Thang – Rookie Workout
Run to lower field, one lap around field
SSH X 15
Merkins X10
Prison Squat X 15
Carolina Dry Dock X 12
Walking lunges 30 yards X 2
Flutter kick X 15
Dolly X 15
LBC X 15
Two laps around field
Walking lunge
Bear crawl with merkins at turnaround
Crab crawl with merkins at turnaround
Jog to upper field
Ab work
Modified beast with merkins, mountain climbers and burpees
Dips X25 and squats X15
Circle Up with full PAX… merkin, squats and burpees
MOLESKIN
– Rookie day was a success, with FNGs outnumbering the F3 veterans.
– Two workouts were led… one for vets and one for rookies.
– No fancy stuff today for the vets… just meat and potatoes exercises, with sprints to clear the palate between courses [bad day to wear a ruck sack Donkey Kong and The Shore!]. We added another rung to the Raise the Roof ladder today, peaking at 9 merkins and 36 overhead presses. O’Tannenbaum is either auditioning for the Mime Power Team or he has arms of lead. Just sayin’. With morale flagging as we laddered past 7 merkins, Tiger Rag had no choice but to go Jazz Hands on the overhead presses… dsperate times, desperate measures.
– For the rookies, the workout was probably slightly harder than advertised… but, the FNGs were strong. We hope to see all of you back.
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