People who experienced this:
Geraldo, Levi, iHop, Glock, Boerewors, Mr. Magoo, Alf, Runstopper, Wojo, Beaver, Ductwork, Elsa, Mailman, O Tannenbaum, Horsehead
15 men of valor and curiosity posted for a potentially once in a lifetime leap-day RockZero extravaganza. The next opportunity for a Feb 29th RockZero will be in the year 2048, so mark your calendars. I’m already signed up to Q for those of you who will still be around.
After a somewhat awful Friday at work, I needed this one. There really is no better remedy for a case of the grumpies than to fully smoke yourself Qing a workout. Had I not signed up, I would probably still be lying in the sack, enveloped in farts. Thanks for coming out guys.
This workout seemed longer than a CVS receipt. I kept looking at the watch, and we still had a lot of chicken left on the bone every time I checked. Speaking of watches, O Tannenbaum spent most of coffeteria talking about how much he loves collecting watches, even his collector’s edition Casio G Shock that he uses exclusively for being late to EVERY SINGLE WORKOUT. We thought he had mended his ways this AM when he was actually there to hear his first F3 disclaimer ever, but he eventually fessed up to being 2 mins late for the 630 pre run.
No way to top that unless you are Hoover, who somehow overslept by 2 hours. You know what though, the big guy probably needed the sleep after running around with backpacks full of lead and cinder blocks strapped to himself all week.
Runstopper likes his post-workout coffee in a reusable, sustainable mug with a wisp of cinnamon and nutmeg and just an ever-so-gentle drizzle of flannel. He also saves water by omitting shorts from the laundry load and rocking the exposed Spanx. The rest of us contribute to saving the environment by each driving individual vehicles to Starbucks and drinking out of paper cups.
Missed Spackler and his aromas today. I think he and Bounce come as a BOGO package deal. I hear they are off having a final showdown – Adams Tight Lies vs. The Orilimar Tri Metal.
Alf crushed us all. I heard he had a pushup contest with Superman last weekend, loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
PS. Better read this quick, before it gets #Waxhawed right off of the front page.
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